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Kieruu-Dragon — Butt and Paws
Published: 2011-06-25 09:12:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 9511; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 167
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kieruus butt and paws XPRelated content
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Oh theres another one like this in my gallery I think :3
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THAT'S LESS, ASS@*(#!!!!! [link]
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Behave yourself, you don't look well enough. [link]
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Oh, thanks! Lol, that was part of my comedy rage. I HATE the fact that on the internet you always think the guy really IS butthurt when he's doing stand-up, don't you?
PS: I love standup. Wanna see some?
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xP its kinda hard to tell sarcasm lol, and sure i guess
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*ahem* Allow for me to tell you about my failtacular childhood... As a toddler, I suffered from MANY concussions, helping to make me the retard I was heralded as throughout Elementary School. *LOL* As the concussive effects healed by 5th grade, I began to hear tidbits about what it was like in my toddlerhood. (I can't remember a damned thing so I relied on stories about my misadventures. *ROFL*) And *finally* remembered them, too! *snicker* Care to hear?
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maybe you should note it to me
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No... Not really...
Anyway, I remember when I was about four and my dad decided to give me a few piggyback rides. They're fun, but dad always wears out. I'm too confused to know, but I THINK I recall him saying, "Boooy, you're getting too heavy for these rides! Errgh! Okay, time to get off..." When I grew bigger when I was four my weight was sending messages to my dad that said, "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!" He once tried to shake me off when I was screaming, "NO NO NO!!! I *@&#ING LOVE MY PIGGY BACKS, DADDY!!!" so he ran around the outside of the house looking for a way to shake me off. He ran into the garage at full-speed, (and the door was low-clearance, by the way.) and all I saw was this beautiful white bliss, only is wasn't like a holy light, but more shiny, like maybe a metallic Heaven. So I reach out to see what it is, get a glimpse of the garage door opening, and... *WHAAP*
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