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Published: 2019-05-13 23:41:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 10388; Favourites: 148; Downloads: 10
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Sailor Boy: Willie is suicidal, Andy... he's a walking dead toy. He kept going on and on about Hell and purgator--Raggedy Andy: When I called you yesterday, did I ask you: "Sailor Boy, would you do me a favor and become Wooden Willie's psychiatrist, please?" NO. What I asked you was: "Could you go blow his fucking head off for me?"
He's suicidal? I'm suicidal, you're suicidal, everyone's fucking suicidal! We just don't keep whining about it nonstop!
Has he at least killed himself yet?
Sailor Boy: ...No.
Raggedy Andy: Oh, so he's not that fucking suicidal, is he?
Sailor Boy: He put a gun on his head this morning, I stopped him.
Raggedy Andy: He... WHAT?!? Wow, this just gets worse!! So let me get this straight: not only you refused to kill Willie, you even PREVENTED him from killing himself! Had you let him kill himself that would've solved my problem, that would've solved YOUR problem, and it would've even solved HIS problem!
Sailor Boy: No, Andy, it wouldn't have solved his problem...
Raggedy Andy: Sailor Boy, if I killed Noddy, or any other innocent toy child by mistake or not, I wouldn't have waited for the guilt to kick in like that coward did, I wouldn't have thought of it twice; I would've killed myself on the spot, I would've put the gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger on the spot, ya hear me? ON. THE. FUCKING. SPOT!
Sailor Boy: That's you, Andy. Willie has the capacity to change. Willie has the capacity of redeeming himself and do something right with his life.
Raggedy Andy: Excuse me, Sailor Boy, but I DO have the capacity to change!
Sailor Boy: Yeah, you have the capacity of getting fucking worse! ...Andy, let's face it: I'm not being funny or mean to disrespect you, but you're a cunt. You've always been a cunt. The only thing that will change is that you're going to become an even bigger cunt. Maybe you'll make another cunt kid...
Raggedy Andy: LEAVE MY KID FUCKING OUT OF IT, WHAT HAS SHE DONE?!??! YOU FUCKING TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY CUNT-FUCKING KID!!!
Sailor Boy: I take back what I said about you cunt-fucking kid.
Raggedy Andy: HOLY CRAP, you're insulting my fucking daughter, now!? That's going overboard, pal!!!
Sailor Boy: I did take it back. But it still leaves you being a cunt.
Raggedy Andy: Yeah, I fucking got that!
...Ahem, so she asked me for something different with Andy and her Raggedy sona, I did it.
This is a remake of a scene from 2008 In Bruges: youtu.be/NNJ5ySQPxrg seriously guys watch that film if you haven't, it's one of the greatest movies ever made.
Yes, that is the sailor doll from the Silly Symphonies cartoon about the broken toys that fix each other.
Wooden Willie is a lesser known character created by the same guy who created Raggedy Ann.
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This looks great! Good job! 
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Dude! È bellissimo, mi piace un casino come fai le espressioni <3 e i fumetti lunghi o corti a te vengono sempre bene 
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Heh, I had to comment on this!!
Your comics are so expressive and fun to read!
This is no exception!😆
AWESOME entry!!!🙌
//also, thanks for mentioning Cody at the end, haha :" D I-I don't think he'd be up for that kind of violent stuff, though!//
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This is so creative! Looks like it took a lot of time and effort, too. Great work, this is an awesome entry for the contest!
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Ii it strange the first thing that came into my head after reading this was Andy and his wife putting a doll together using a sewing kit and materials rather than the way humans do it?
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