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In a purely fanfictional piece, I imagined a crossover between my Pinocchio and The Nutcracker.

The premise is that Pinocchio arrives in The Nutcracker's toyland setting thing through a toy Stargate (...like I said, it's a fanfiction, nothing to be considered canon with the main story lol) and Clara and the other toy characters are like "The mice are everywhere and they kindapped the prince!!"

And Pinocchio is just like "LoL, sucks to be you" and decides to leave the place.

As he makes his way home, Pinocchio looks around the land of toys in the aftermath of the mouse invasion, everything is destroyed and eaten, and Pinocchio laughs it up even more... until...

...He notices that the mice have ALSO eaten the toy Stargate.

First, Pinocchio is all like: youtu.be/pDnPZ0Ccdus?t=125

Then, he conjures up his inner Rorschach and says to himself:

"No... no... I'm not stuck here with these fuckers... THESE FUCKERS ARE STUCK HERE WITH ME!!!"

And thus, as he becomes once again a vengeful mass of wood and pure rage, Pinocchio indirectly helps out the good guys by armoring up and going to fight the Mouse King and his army. But even when Pinocchio massacres the mice and their King and saves the Nutcracker, eventually it all ends in tragedy anyway. XP

Maybe somewhere next year I'll do doodles and concepts of this story and explain how it ends, right now I'm just introducing the idea.

Description

In a purely fanfictional piece, I imagined a crossover between my Pinocchio and The Nutcracker.

The premise is that Pinocchio arrives in The Nutcracker's toyland setting thing through a toy Stargate (...like I said, it's a fanfiction, nothing to be considered canon with the main story lol) and Clara and the other toy characters are like "The mice are everywhere and they kindapped the prince!!"

And Pinocchio is just like "LoL, sucks to be you" and decides to leave the place.

As he makes his way home, Pinocchio looks around the land of toys in the aftermath of the mouse invasion, everything is destroyed and eaten, and Pinocchio laughs it up even more... until...

...He notices that the mice have ALSO eaten the toy Stargate.

First, Pinocchio is all like: youtu.be/pDnPZ0Ccdus?t=125

Then, he conjures up his inner Rorschach and says to himself:

"No... no... I'm not stuck here with these fuckers... THESE FUCKERS ARE STUCK HERE WITH ME!!!"

And thus, as he becomes once again a vengeful mass of wood and pure rage, Pinocchio indirectly helps out the good guys by armoring up and going to fight the Mouse King and his army. But even when Pinocchio massacres the mice and their King and saves the Nutcracker, eventually it all ends in tragedy anyway. XP

Maybe somewhere next year I'll do doodles and concepts of this story and explain how it ends, right now I'm just introducing the idea.