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killb94 — Revenge of the Goa'uld

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Published: 2016-02-20 13:28:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1224; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 4
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Description More "Stargate SG-1" stuff, first one being this: Daniel Jackson

CONTEXT DUMP: The black guy with the weird golden thing on his forehead is named Teal'c ("Tilk") and he's a Jaffa, those guys that wear big-ass helmets shaped like animal heads and shoot lasers from their metal sticks. In the 1994 movie there are those with eagle heads that served an alien asshole (a Goa'uld) who was posing as the egyptian god Ra; in the followup TV series "SG-1" the relative of Ra, Apophis, attacks with his Jaffa Serpent Guards whose helmets are shaped like cobra heads. And since they also host a Goa'uld themselves, the Serpent Guards are meaner and stronger than Ra's Horus Guards, who instead were just humans (it sucks, I know).

So basically Apophis and his Serpent Guards come in through the Stargate to kill and snatch good guys and the protagonists manage to escape them by forming an alliance with Teal'c, who decides to rebel against Apophis after the heroes convince him that Apophis isn't a god but indeed just an alien asshole that uses flashy technology (something Teal'c was suspecting for a while and just needed confermation). Teal'c chooses to protect the good guys and fight the alien asshole because that's the right thing to do, it's kinda like Finn in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, only a bit more logical and understandable.

So yeah. After this turn of events, I can't say Teal'c and Apophis & Serpent Guards like each other that much...
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Comments: 4

Beyworld101 [2016-11-05 19:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Shame on you Apophis! Teal'c will get him back some day.

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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURG [2016-05-20 20:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Got some inspiration from Failfort, right? 

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killb94 In reply to HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURG [2016-05-20 21:14:25 +0000 UTC]

Naaaaaah....

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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURG In reply to killb94 [2016-05-20 21:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Don't try n hide it! I like it too!

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