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Are You A STUPIDFUCK? Find Out Now!

Hello there! My name is Robyn, and I'm a STUPIDFUCK! What's that, you ask? Well, that means I'm a silly, tarty, uncaring, perverted, incompetent, dippy, freakishly unintelligent, creepy kakahead! I'm a member of the STUPIDFUCKs of America organization! There are organizations just like mine all over the world, catering to the needs of all silly, tarty, uncaring, perverted, incompetent, dippy, freakishly unintelligent, creepy kakaheads!

STUPIDFUCKs have long since been neglected by society for their slightly unnatural lifestyles. One out of every three runaways you meet is actually a STUPIDFUCK, though they haven't yet realized it. Two out of every three people who give runaways a ride or a place to stay for the night are also STUPIDFUCKs. And three out of three people who are reading this advertisement are, quite likely, STUPIDFUCKs. The STUPIDFUCKs of America organization is working constantly to reach out to every single STUPIDFUCK out there who needs our help.

Most people don't even realize that they're a STUPIDFUCK, but several of our STUPIDFUCK scientists calculate that an impressive 80% of Americans (and an only slightly less impressive 75% of people worldwide) are STUPIDFUCKs. If you take a hundred random people off of any street, approximately 75-80 of them would be STUPIDFUCKs.

If you take a closer look at some of your friends and relatives, you might realize that many of them are STUPIDFUCKs! You yourself might very well be a STUPIDFUCK, and not even know it!

If you think you're a STUPIDFUCK or think you know someone else who is a STUPIDFUCK, then call 1-900-PLZ-STFU right now! A membership will only cost you twenty-five payments of $999.99! If you think that's too much to pay for the chance to be helped by and help other STUPIDFUCKs...well, then you're smarter than you look.

Disclaimer: Refunds will not be given to anyone who purchases a STUPIDFUCK membership. If you ask for one, you will not receive one, as you are a stupid fuck who wasted your own goddamn money. Also know that you have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you in a court of incompetence. Also, the makers and marketers of all STUPIDFUCK memberships can not be held responsible, as they all waived their rights to being law-abiding persons when they accepted their current job positions. The only one who is able to be held responsible is you, you stupid fuck.

This product was created without harming and with no intention to refer to or offend the beautiful Kaka birds native to New Zealand. If you are a New Zealand Kaka, we apologize profusely for misusing and abusing your name in the term "kakahead". However, as we did not invent this term ourselves and did not mean it to refer to you, you have no right to sue for slander. If you are not a New Zealand Kaka, we do not apologize at all for offending you. You totally deserve it for reading all the way through this. Don't bother trying to sue us, as it will only prove beyond a doubt that you are, indeed, a STUPIDFUCK.

Description
Are You A STUPIDFUCK? Find Out Now!

Hello there! My name is Robyn, and I'm a STUPIDFUCK! What's that, you ask? Well, that means I'm a silly, tarty, uncaring, perverted, incompetent, dippy, freakishly unintelligent, creepy kakahead! I'm a member of the STUPIDFUCKs of America organization! There are organizations just like mine all over the world, catering to the needs of all silly, tarty, uncaring, perverted, incompetent, dippy, freakishly unintelligent, creepy kakaheads!

STUPIDFUCKs have long since been neglected by society for their slightly unnatural lifestyles. One out of every three runaways you meet is actually a STUPIDFUCK, though they haven't yet realized it. Two out of every three people who give runaways a ride or a place to stay for the night are also STUPIDFUCKs. And three out of three people who are reading this advertisement are, quite likely, STUPIDFUCKs. The STUPIDFUCKs of America organization is working constantly to reach out to every single STUPIDFUCK out there who needs our help.

Most people don't even realize that they're a STUPIDFUCK, but several of our STUPIDFUCK scientists calculate that an impressive 80% of Americans (and an only slightly less impressive 75% of people worldwide) are STUPIDFUCKs. If you take a hundred random people off of any street, approximately 75-80 of them would be STUPIDFUCKs.

If you take a closer look at some of your friends and relatives, you might realize that many of them are STUPIDFUCKs! You yourself might very well be a STUPIDFUCK, and not even know it!

If you think you're a STUPIDFUCK or think you know someone else who is a STUPIDFUCK, then call 1-900-PLZ-STFU right now! A membership will only cost you twenty-five payments of $999.99! If you think that's too much to pay for the chance to be helped by and help other STUPIDFUCKs...well, then you're smarter than you look.

Disclaimer: Refunds will not be given to anyone who purchases a STUPIDFUCK membership. If you ask for one, you will not receive one, as you are a stupid fuck who wasted your own goddamn money. Also know that you have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you in a court of incompetence. Also, the makers and marketers of all STUPIDFUCK memberships can not be held responsible, as they all waived their rights to being law-abiding persons when they accepted their current job positions. The only one who is able to be held responsible is you, you stupid fuck.

This product was created without harming and with no intention to refer to or offend the beautiful Kaka birds native to New Zealand. If you are a New Zealand Kaka, we apologize profusely for misusing and abusing your name in the term "kakahead". However, as we did not invent this term ourselves and did not mean it to refer to you, you have no right to sue for slander. If you are not a New Zealand Kaka, we do not apologize at all for offending you. You totally deserve it for reading all the way through this. Don't bother trying to sue us, as it will only prove beyond a doubt that you are, indeed, a STUPIDFUCK.