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KillMePleaseGod โ .Stamp. Protected by Penguins
Published: 2009-05-09 18:26:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 1949; Favourites: 152; Downloads: 29
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I like to do penguin stuff when I do flamingo stuff.Protected by Stamps folder: [link] <-- Go there to see the variety of other things you, too, can be protected by!
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You're welcome~ XD
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omg... i used to have imaginary penguins that eat timeouts <____<
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Ate timeouts? As in the "You've been a bad kid, go stand in the corner and think about what you've done" timeouts? XD
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Good Lord. That's crazy. I love it. I wish I'd had an imaginary penguin that ate timeouts. I really could've used one. XD
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yeah they were really awesome! i used threaten my parents with them xD
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How did your parents react to such a threat? XD
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i don't really remember but i guess it didn't work for so long xD
oh! and they lived in a big bottle standing beside some store on the street xD
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XD What made you decide that was their habitat?
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no idea.
i totally don't remember xDD
it just happened you know? xD
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Yeah, I know how that can sometimes go. Out of nowhere you just make the random, nonsensical decision that something is such a way, and that's a "fact" from then on. XD
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yeah seriously xDD
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THERE'S A HORDE OF PENGUINS JUST OUTSIDE MY DOOR INCASE SOMEONE'S STUPID ENOUGH TO BREAK IN. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
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WHAT ABOUT IF I BREAK IN THROUGH THE WINDOW?
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THEY'RE WAITING ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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WHAT IF I COME IN VIA THE ROOF?
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I GOT BIRDS UP THERE. AND CATS. SQUIRRELS TOO.
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OH NO. NO THE SQUIRRELS. ANYTHING BUT THE SQUIRRELS.
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I GOT A HORDE OF SQUIRRELS UP THERE.
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WHAT KIND OF SQUIRRELS ARE THEY?
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THEE'S A VARIETY.
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EGADS. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN SQUIRRELS IS A VARIETY OF SQUIRRELS.
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EXACTLY. SO WATCH OUT.
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INDEED, I SHALL.
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Penguins are badasses. :'D Like little asassins in their suits, only it's not a suit cause that's how they really are, so natural badassery. xDD
Why don't you make a protected by unicorns one? *shot*
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Because there's already one of those. x3
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Well, I learned something today. xDD
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You didn't know about the original Protected By stamp series? They're a lot more...not realistic, but cooler than mine. Mine are just completely random. The only Protected By stamp I know of that's as random as mine is the Spartans one. And I don't think that it's part of the original set. XD
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xDD
I see, I have seen it but I never really got it, if anything I'm protected by my chihuahuas. xD
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Chihuahuas, eh? XD
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Indeed. xDD They attack the children..>D
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Awesome. That's quite a sight to imagine. XD
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Oh it is, it's part of why I love them so much. xDD
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The penguins seem to be the most popular. XD
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I like this one ^.^
But I like Penguins because I read the Ainta Blake Novels >.<
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Whatever your reason, the fact is that you like them~ XD
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Okay. I can understand being protected by penguins, I get that. They look like Mother Nature's little Mafia members or her hitmen. IDK But why on earth would you want to be protected by flamingoes or peacocks; by definition the two gayest animals in existence?
I mean, they do have the words Flame and C*ck in their names....
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I agree with the penguins being mother earths hitmen, when I was in a waterpark in Tenerife I swear that one of the penguins were looking at me like I was an easy target...
Oh but KMPG, I love the stamps
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...You ask about peacocks and flamingos, but not goldfish or butterflies? XD
These are all just for fun, hun. But, actually, I recall seeing something once about someone having peacocks as guard dogs. They were pretty bitchin' birds. I can't remember if it was for real or in a movie, though. Besides, people have cock fights, so why not peacock fights? XD
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Goldfish are rich. They're like... Kings of the fishtanks, they have hundreds of minions at their disposal. And some butterflies out there are vicious. A few species even drink blood (along with other things). D:
I know that. I just felt like bringing up a weird argument. A bird that I would really be scared of is a goose. Those things are real monsters.
GOD. For some odd reason I want a story that has a flamingo-man assassin going up against a Racoon-man Mob boss and his Pinguin man henchmen. Whatever sense you can make from that; I want. It would ammuse me.
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Really? The goldfish we had always ended up as food. They kept being eaten by my shark.
Yeah, I think I remember thing thing on When Animals Attack about a goose. Or it might have been a duck. Either way, it was a vicious little monster.
It's funny that you should say a raccoon man would be the flamingo man's enemy. I was thinking I needed to make a raccoon stamp for some odd reason. It's just really coincidental. XD
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That's because sharks are evil, and want to take over the Gold-King's kingdom. SRSLY, didn't they teach you this stuff in first grade?
Oh I saw something about a goose attack on a little girl. She had some bad bruises and was knocked down but she was... EHH okay in the end.
NO IT ISN'T COINCIDENCE! I'm psycich. I can tell what you thinking about right now. And you should be ashamed.
That and racoons are cute.
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