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KiloTrays — Vampire Gardie
Published: 2011-08-16 20:42:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 2779; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 21
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Another one from 's Gardevoir Dressup/Maker. I decided to make a vampire Gardevoir. I might even make an OC based on this Gardevoir.Related content
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This is a true Nosferatu, not one of those sparkly faggots from that shit-ass story.
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Thank you! I hate those. If she's a true Nosferatu...does she flicker the lights?
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That episode didn't explain why the walls ALWAYS ooze green slime, though.
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Cuz the place is a piece of crap and the owner is a cheap ass?
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Valid point. But people still come nonetheless...
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Well, hey. George Bush was a suck-ass president, but we elected him twice. So what does that tell ya?
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Well, apparently the Krabby Patties are actually so delicious that Plankton wants to steal them. But yeah, I don't know shit about politics...
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The secret ingredient is... Plankton! Or is it?
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(Continuation
Ooo, classy. [follows her all the way there, evading the splotches of sunlight that fall through the tree canopies]
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(Goes inside) Here we are. What do you think?
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[looking around] Wow. You seriously take good care of your dwellings! It's all so refined, and very clean, too.
Do you live alone?
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Thanks for the complement.
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(Oops. Correcting the typo.)
Oh, you're welcome!
Well, you look like you need some company. It feels aloof to have only one person in a manor this large. May I be your "housemate"? [bows curtly]
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Of course. I'd love for you to be my housemate.
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How nice!
Well, in this case, I have to get settled. Which room can I get? [opens a door] 
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Yeah... Follow me. I'll take you to your room.
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As you wish ^^ [follows closely]
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(Goes through the halls of the mansion until they come across a door) Here's where you'll stay. (Opens the door to reveal a very large bed room)
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[looking all around] Wow... All of this for me? [steps in, marveled] This is bigger than my entire home!
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Yes, all this is for you. You like it?
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Like it? I LOVE IT! [throws himself on the bed] Jeez, how comfortable can one mattress be?
... 
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If you want. You won't have to worry about sunlight in here, however, I will sleep soon. But do you want to continue the tour?
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No, no, it's all fine. We'll have all the time in the world to do it later, won't we?
[starts re-stretching the sheets]
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Oh, you're welcome!
Well, you look like you need some company. It feels aloof to have only one person in a manor this large. May I be your "haousemate"? [bows curtly]
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She could be, but I never played Castlevania.
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I suggest you do, then! Like, NOW!
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I recommend the series, big time.
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I'll play it someday. Are there any on the Wii or PS3?
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Lords of Shadow on PS3. It's like God of War. Also, see if you can download Symphony of the Night on your PS3.
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Not that I know of... Sorry.
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Everyone! Who wouldn't want her to bite them?
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[raises a hand]
Just to break the trend... XD
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Well, you're gonna get bitten whether you like it or not. Bwahahahahahaha!
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Wha- no, NO! [desperately trying to push Gardie away]
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[struggling like a cornered animal - quite an appropriate expression!] No, get away from me! [can't break free]
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Don't worry. This will be over quick.
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"Don't worry"?! You're gonna kill me and you say "don't worry"?!
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Kill you? Heh, I'm not gonna kill you. (Strokes his cheek)
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Don't be afraid. I'm only gonna make you stronger.
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