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Published: 2008-01-28 20:34:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 5136; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 57
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Description I was reading a newspaper when I came across this article entitled, "Potter turning kids to satanism", bemused as I was to this bizarre title, I read the article. Every couple of minutes I could be heard saying "seriously, what the hell" or soething to the same effect. I mean come on they must be deluded or something because they must have been seeing something in Harry Potter that none of the other 6 billion people on the planet were. Just so you know, I have absolutely no problem with religion or anyone having a religion. I am indifferent, my way of thinking is "if you want to have a religion, or believe in God or Allah or Brahman or any other God then by all means do so". If this deviation causes any offence to anyone, then I sincerely apologise, I was just reading the article and found it funny, I mean they are fighting against a book!
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elfinmyth [2011-05-08 14:28:35 +0000 UTC]

I think the only way the HP books are immoral is if people go worship Voldemort and stuff... but I don't really think that is the point of the books XD
I loved the comment about the god-stalkers

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SweetLucifer [2011-01-02 04:04:32 +0000 UTC]

I'd rape the motherfucking pope if he wasn't so goddamn ugly and stupid. Satanism is nothing to fear, nor wicca, nor anything pagan. The only hate that arises from religion comes from ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS. Like but not limited to christianity.

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xAJ13zmyluckynumber [2010-11-13 17:26:11 +0000 UTC]

oh good I lol'd seriously. He'll think they're stalking him! lol

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KimberJim In reply to xAJ13zmyluckynumber [2010-11-15 16:48:43 +0000 UTC]

XD Stalking him is always so much fun though

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xAJ13zmyluckynumber In reply to KimberJim [2010-11-17 15:53:25 +0000 UTC]

The poor guy XD And he even makes himself invisible, but still can't get away from them!


-Rocks Fall. Everybody dies.

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666Atheist666 [2010-07-15 01:02:13 +0000 UTC]

Harry Potter is brilliant, but the Catholic Church just sucks

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KimberJim In reply to 666Atheist666 [2010-07-15 14:21:51 +0000 UTC]

They're irly amusing from a "We hate EVERYTHING" point of view XD

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SolanaTibarn [2010-07-14 21:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Wow and that's all the proof they have... i love the Harry potter series and i'm no where near satanic...but if it if true they should include the Twilight series as well XD i mean come one Bella's practically a necrophiliac XD. Just my personal opinion.

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KimberJim In reply to SolanaTibarn [2010-07-15 14:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh my lord XD The Catholic Church would have a field day with Twilight XD

I actually quite want to see that now 8D

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SolanaTibarn In reply to KimberJim [2010-07-16 01:16:43 +0000 UTC]

lols so do i

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Sphinx90210 [2010-03-01 01:13:38 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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KimberJim In reply to Sphinx90210 [2010-03-01 21:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow 8D

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Starclanshoplifter [2009-11-13 21:12:51 +0000 UTC]

If harry potter is santanistic then so is every other fantasy children's book that has ever come out. Seriously? Do you want your children to be Illiterite?
I read Hp. I'm a christian and I see nothing at all wrong with it except for the fact that all my fravorites seem to die off..

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KimberJim In reply to Starclanshoplifter [2009-11-14 19:27:31 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! It's like the Vatican were bored and said to themselves "Ah fuck it! Let's bash something more popular than us!" XD Oh dear, so many bashings to come

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Starclanshoplifter In reply to KimberJim [2009-11-14 23:47:33 +0000 UTC]

So if they bash Hp they bash narnia. And watership down, Wixard of Oz, Magyk ( Never read it never will.) etc. Retarded much?

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KimberJim In reply to Starclanshoplifter [2009-11-15 21:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, all they'll end up doing is making themselves even more unpopular than they already are XD Ridiculous.

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Starclanshoplifter In reply to KimberJim [2009-11-18 03:24:33 +0000 UTC]

Gosh, I just found out one of my friends bought the hp books just to burn them. What a waist of time, paper and money. Did I mention time? My church told me I couldn't go to a trunk or treat when I was like, ten when I dressed up like Hermione for Halloween because 'It was too scary' and yet they let the guy dressed up as the grim reaper costume hand out candy! grr.

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KimberJim In reply to Starclanshoplifter [2009-11-18 20:51:09 +0000 UTC]

.....

Damn. :/ Why waste the effort? XD

What?! Hermione was considered too scary? HERMIONE?! XD Wow, there's a whole world I never knew about XD

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Starclanshoplifter In reply to KimberJim [2009-11-19 00:02:08 +0000 UTC]

I guess that made my friend who dressed as a witch too scary too. They let HER in though. I swear it's a Harry Potter thing.

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The-Next-Heir [2009-07-05 15:42:11 +0000 UTC]

God, I totally agree. And,if you look at the moral of basically the whole series, "Love has greater power then evil," doesn't it sort of (REALLY) goes along with Christian teachings? I mean, people get the fuck over it! I lost friends because of people who thought like this!

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KimberJim In reply to The-Next-Heir [2009-07-18 18:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Absolutley. I know the Vatican has a reputation of hating, well, everything but seriously XD

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The-Next-Heir In reply to KimberJim [2009-07-20 22:53:40 +0000 UTC]

'Oh my god, they're different! Let's burn them!!!'
Witch trials in a nut shell

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xXPassionateHateXx [2009-01-14 16:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Books are immoral? What about the Bible? That's a book... or is it a holy book?.... bah whatever. If books were immoral I'd be a very VERY naughty person. Indeed.

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KimberJim In reply to xXPassionateHateXx [2009-01-14 17:08:22 +0000 UTC]

XD They are such hippocrites aren't they?
Tsk tsk. naughty naughty. (rich coming from me )

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Byhuldra [2008-12-24 22:34:31 +0000 UTC]

LOL! XD It's insane, I've read about some overly religious people who think the book is blasphemism because his name is Potter! 0_e Don't take it seriously, they're just insane people who are so sensitive that they can't handle a fictional story about a boy who uses magic. Geez... Harry Potter is the devil! XD LOLOLOL!

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-25 02:11:46 +0000 UTC]

Potter? LOL

It doesn't bother me or anything, I just read the article and thought "lol, the pope fails"

mmmm..devil Harry. uh..hehe getting back on track now

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-25 12:10:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I don't understand why some overly religious people see these books as blasphemism, I mean, even if they were blasphemism, they're just books. And yeah, I read an article where some crazy christian people said that the books where blasphemism because it's about a wizard named Potter, and they say that "potter" is a word for God because he makes stuff! X_X Come on! A lot of people are named Potter, are all of those demons?! XD LOL, my friend's dad is overly religious, and he hates Harry Potter, it's so weird, I don't understand what they have against it, it's just awesome fictional books that has nothing to do with demons or blasphemism. It's crazy.

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-26 04:51:23 +0000 UTC]

potter is a word for God? rofl! XD Well, they're original, I'll give them that XD

Oh dear, they may start flashing crosses at people in the street, fearing that their name may be Potter. XD

I agree, it's a completely insane concept, they are criticising the idea of magic, suggesting that it will corrupt children, despite the fact that they will grow up to realize it isn't real, as opposed to criticising the heaps of innuendo laced subtly throughout the story XD I think that may just "corrupt" children a little more XD

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-26 11:42:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL, yeah, I don't see what their problem is. XD I mean, it's a fictional story about fictional characters, and these characters, none of them are performing anything that has anything to do with satanicm, I don't see where these overly religious people get those ideas from! X_X And yeah, when me and a couple of my classmates read that article, we were like "What the?!!!" And besides, even if they were doing some kind of satanicm stuff, it's not real, it's just fiction. And I've read this book where someone where doing satanistic stuff, but that book has gotten no criticicm at all, so why does Harry Potter get criticicm?! X_X (That book with satanistic badguys I just talked about had the lamest ending ever =/)

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-26 18:17:49 +0000 UTC]

XD yeah poor Harry! never a quiet life >D

XD typical. (kind of like Twilight then XD)

I apologise if you are a Twilight fan.

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-26 21:45:59 +0000 UTC]

No, I've never read Twilight. Gonna watch the movie, though. So no, that book wasn't really like Twilight, it was just some crap about someone who got warped into an elf world, and then he was kidnapped by demons and stuff. It was actually really exiting at first, it seemed like such a well-structured story and all, but then they ruined it with that crappy ending! It was like, when all of the demons attacked the palace of the elves, suddenly it seemed like the writer of the story just had to hurry or something, because it just ended with that they defeated the demons and went home. The whole ending was at like... three pages or something, it was lame. =/

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-27 01:09:41 +0000 UTC]

oh, I merely was comparing them in the sense of having crappy endings but you say that the other was fairly well structured and exciting? hmm, definately not like Twilight XD (my friend will murder me for that )

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I don't know anything about Twilight, except that my friend Marie is obsessed with it and keeps trying to make me read those books, as well as making me read Lord of the Rings, which is more than a thouasand pages, right? 0_e Well, yeah, the story in that book was well-structured and exiting, but then they ruined it with that lousy ending.

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-27 18:47:15 +0000 UTC]

XD yeah, same with a couple of my friends and my sister. some of them love the books and the others really don't. I got sick of them debating the subject, so I read them just to find out what the hell they were talking about XD I guess the books aren't that bad but sparkly vampires? that has just single handedly butchered every vampire legend in existence XD
I haven't acually read LOTR, I want to though. odd that I haven't since I'm obsessed with the films, or maybe that's just Aragorn XD *rapidly changes thought processes before drooling can ensue*

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-27 20:55:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I don't think I'm gonna read Lord of the Rings, they're a bit too depressing for my tastes, so it really annoys me that my friend tries to force me into reading them and she keeps saying that all the other books I read are crap. =/ LOL, sparkly vampires! XD Seriously, I've heard some things about the vampires in those books, they're not like the traditional vampires at all, it seems more like that the author just wanted to make super-people or something, because they're beautiful, sparkly, incredibly strong, incredibly fast and immortal. The traditional vampires, inspired from the Dracula-story, are just pale, red-eyed, evil, with sharp teeth and a weird accent. To me, those vampires in Twilight seems more like something the author made up herself, instead of the traditional vampires, she should call them something else, but whatever. And no offence to Twilight-fans.

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-28 02:03:58 +0000 UTC]

XD hehe yeah. and for some reason they are all REALLY good at baseball XD
A lot of them have special "gifts" too, which are supposed to be rare, however, of the 25? vampires she describes, about 18 of them have "gifts" SOOOO rare XD

I probably wouldn't criticise twilight so much if the author didn't look just like the main character >:/ sheesh, originality please?

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-28 11:44:42 +0000 UTC]

LOL, you noticed that too? XD LOL, I'm writing a novel, and the main character is NOT gonna look like me, it's just so silly, because then it's like "what if this happened to me?" just that she has a different name, that's the only difference. So what are these "gifts"?

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-28 18:56:15 +0000 UTC]

XD yeah, it's technically a form of self-torture!

Just the usual stuff, reading minds, seeing the future, causing pain through concentration, that sort of thing.

And of course Bella has to have a "gift" :/ Her so-called "shield" which is amusingly described as a large bubble, that she can push out of her head to wrap around her friends XD (great shield though, you can walk straight through it )

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-28 20:18:41 +0000 UTC]

Um... Why does Bella have a gift? She's not a vampire. =S

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2008-12-29 03:27:31 +0000 UTC]

oh, hehe. I never was good at not giving spoilers DX

She becomes a vampire in the fourth book, after almost dying through delivering Edward's baby. (oh crap, there's another spoiler XD) but seriously, half-human, half-vampire baby, wtf? and the child has a gift too, yes, VERY rare XD

Bella's gift was kind of harbouring when she was human. She was the only human who could resist "mental" gifts, like Edward's thought reading and it was recognised as a shield when she became a vampire.

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2009-09-29 14:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I just realised you never told me wha gift Bella's Mary Sue baby has! Lemme guess, it can fly, or it has laser eyes? xD

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2009-09-29 18:57:58 +0000 UTC]

XD So I didn't.
Errm if I remember rightly Renesmee (Fail name XD)communicated through touch, she couldn't speak (I don't think) she had to touch you in order to show you images to give a message.
Kinda fail really xD

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2009-09-29 19:02:07 +0000 UTC]

LMAO, that's a hilarious "gift". xD And how the heck are you supposed to pronounce that name? xD BTW, are you done reading the chapters I sent you? Should I send another one?

Time for randomness. Look at this fugly bird! xD
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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2009-09-30 00:36:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh shoot I haven't replied to your comment yet Sorry.
I'm almost done with Chapter 8, I've only been able to read it in sections I'm so busy
But yerrrrr another chapetr would be great

And LOL! It looks like a screwed up sock puppet poor thing XDDDD

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2009-09-30 08:22:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL, that, or an overweight vulture. xD Damn, those condor birds are ugly. They've got some awesome wings, though, I read somewhere they're the biggest birds in the worlds. Here's another fugly bird:

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And this one, of course:

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2009-09-30 15:48:45 +0000 UTC]

God I think I actually just heard my eyes screaming in agony DX

AND LOL!!!! XD

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2009-09-30 17:21:33 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! xD Say, do you have an e-mail adress? I just made these photoshopped pictures of Bella and Edward, but I'm thinking they're a bit too "offensive" to post on DA. xD Edward's head is on a turkey's body... xD

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KimberJim In reply to Byhuldra [2009-10-01 18:32:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!! XD Turkeyward XD

Yeah it's, sk8ergirl001@msn.com

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2009-10-01 20:30:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL, just sent them. xD Did you get them?

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Byhuldra In reply to KimberJim [2008-12-29 11:33:06 +0000 UTC]

Uh... Bella has a baby???? =. By the way, this series, are they gonna be a decided number of books, or is she just gonna keep writing them forever?

By the way, whoa! See how many times we've replied to each other! 0_0

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