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Touch your toes, that’s right touch your toes. Now up, down, up down up down. Circles with your hands, circles with your hands, SMALL! SMALL! SMALL! circles with your hands!

You wonder why you can't get yourself a woman. I'll tell you why! You’re weak! Frail! And your pathetic butt is sagging!... But today's your lucky day with my scientifically engineered blue print for success, you too can look just like me! MONSTER PECKS! SIX PACK! AND CHECK OUT THESE CHEEKS!... So get off your duff and start exercising. But exercise alone will not produce a body like mine that is why you need to get on the phone and order your monthly supply of Mega Bulk! Made from fibre, bran, eggwhites and an arsenal of protein packed vitamins! Mega Bulk will have you packing on major muscle mass in no time!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! PICK UP THE PHONE! COME ON! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

*eherm* anyway... This is a vector of Peter Small a character from the TV show Beavis and Butthead, featured in season 7 episode 18. If for some unknown reason to humanity that you haven’t seen the show check it out its freaking hilarious! COME ON! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

Yes I smashed this out, it had to be done.

© Mike Judge

Description
Touch your toes, that’s right touch your toes. Now up, down, up down up down. Circles with your hands, circles with your hands, SMALL! SMALL! SMALL! circles with your hands!

You wonder why you can't get yourself a woman. I'll tell you why! You’re weak! Frail! And your pathetic butt is sagging!... But today's your lucky day with my scientifically engineered blue print for success, you too can look just like me! MONSTER PECKS! SIX PACK! AND CHECK OUT THESE CHEEKS!... So get off your duff and start exercising. But exercise alone will not produce a body like mine that is why you need to get on the phone and order your monthly supply of Mega Bulk! Made from fibre, bran, eggwhites and an arsenal of protein packed vitamins! Mega Bulk will have you packing on major muscle mass in no time!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! PICK UP THE PHONE! COME ON! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

*eherm* anyway... This is a vector of Peter Small a character from the TV show Beavis and Butthead, featured in season 7 episode 18. If for some unknown reason to humanity that you haven’t seen the show check it out its freaking hilarious! COME ON! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

Yes I smashed this out, it had to be done.

© Mike Judge