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kiptripsyc In reply to Hectic-Heathen [2007-06-22 18:16:31 +0000 UTC]

I know I've said this before, but the odds of us actually playing freebird... there are no odds, it's just not gonna happen. I'll start with the first reason:

We have no idea how to play freebird.

The second reason is:

In the love bug's natural habitat, that'd just fucking kill them, and you wouldn't want that, right? He's adorable. He is cute.

Thirdly:

Even if some, whatever, pick your deity, came down from the heavens, or wherever, the hills, or wherever the deity lives or some shit; themselves and just blessed up with this vast knowledge of Freebird, and things like that... we could play it backwards, we could sing backwards, we could do all that crazy shit...

We still just wouldn't do it.

If this were the make-a-wish foundation, and you were going to die in twenty minutes, or whatever, just as long enough to play freebird, we still wouldn't play it.

And here's the end reason:
The end reason is life is too fucking short to hear or play freebird.

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