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This is my take on the I Don't Ship It meme since I've decided to make a list on the pairings I dislike. It's okay to like the pairings I dislike, but always make sure to respect my opinion each pairing as usual. Let's get started with the list, shall we?
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Because It's Annoying: SpongeBob X Pearl - As you may recall, SpongeBob would often do stuff with Pearl to make her happy, only for Pearl to get angry at SpongeBob for accidentally making stuff worse, even though the things he does was an accident. In "The Chaperone", she actually made SpongeBob cry and feel bad for what he did. Poor SpongeBob. I like to think of Pearl as a big sister figure to SpongeBob rather than a love interest to him because, if you ask me, at least Pearl being a big sister figure to SpongeBob makes lots of sense. Sorry, SpongeBob X Pearl fans.

Because It's Bland: Sango X Jasper - What's the point of this pairing? Because Sango and Jasper are both Magical Red Jewelpets who are yellow? In Jewelpet Sunshine, Sango has a brief crush on Jasper. That's all. I'm not really into this couple, sorry. In fact, I instead ship Sango with Alex and Jasper with Opal. I mostly see Jasper as an uncle figure to Sango.

Because It Doesn't Make Sense: Boss X Sandy - Despite me giving up on Hamtaro, the characters will always hold a special place in my heart. Anyway, I'll give you some reasons why this couple doesn't make any sense. First of all, Boss and Sandy occasionally interact with each other, but they don't have any romantic feelings towards each other. And second and most importantly, both characters have crushes of themselves, Bijou (though I'm more of a Boss X Gelato shipper) and Maxwell. Sorry about that, Boss X Sandy fans, but this ship doesn't make any sense and that's how the Hamtaro canon is.

Because They're Related: Black Bomber X Karaoke Bomber - Why do people ship Black with Karaoke of all things? It doesn't seem right. Plus, Karaoke was revealed to be Pretty Bomber, who was the 9th member of the Bomberman Bros., so this couple is basically incest and I can't stand incest at all. Whoever thinks shipping Black with Karaoke is okay should reconsider. Special thanks to WhiteBomberGO for the suggestion of Black X Karaoke being on the "Because They're Related" spot.

Because It's Disturbing: Shadow X Cream - Sorry to all the Shadeam shippers out there, but I honestly don't see them as a couple. Cream is only 6 years old while Shadow is way older than her. I honestly see them having a big brother-little sister relationship 'cause I think Shadow make a good big brother figure to Cream. Plus, I ship Cream with Charmy since they're the same age and I prefer Shadow alone. By that, I meant that I think he should stay single.

Because It's Toxic: Cartman X Heidi - Hooooooo dear, I bet you all saw this coming. In Season 20 of South Park, Cartman and Heidi started out as puppy love and all is well between them, right? Wrong. Starting in Season 21, their relationship became toxic and strained as Cartman started to get annoyed with Heidi every time she comes to see him and he would often abuse her by insulting her too. To make matters even worse, Cartman even made Heidi fat after he fed her some "Beyond" KFC, which is actually just regular KFC, and she started to recieve the same personality as her boyfriend. Thankfully in the episode "Splatty Tomato", Heidi proceeds to break up with Cartman after she realizes that she's become the victim as she's now fully aware of Cartman's mean-spirited nature. I apologize to the Heiman shippers. I respect you if you like this couple.

Because It's Cliché: Nutty X Flaky - I'm not really fond of this pairing because in "Party Animal", Flaky slaps Nutty's hand away from the chocolates. After Flaky had an allergic reaction, Nutty shoves her away and has the chocolates all to himself. In "See What Develops", she and Nutty don't show romantic feelings towards each other, she just sees Nutty as a co-worker and friend, along with Disco Bear. I'd blame CharmyNutty for this pairing, even though she's basically old news. Which is why I never ship Flaky with Nutty. I see them as friends. Again, I apologize for upsetting the Nutty X Flaky fans. But that's just my opinion.

Because It's Canon: None at the moment* - This might get updated overtime.

Because It's Not Canon: Tamama X Angol Mois - Like I said with Hamtaro, even though I gave up on Sgt. Frog, it will also always be an important part of my childhood. Personally, I don't see Tamama and Angol Mois becoming a couple since Tamama clearly hates Angol Mois for having Keroro to herself. He even considers her as a rival to Keroro's affections too. Sorry about that, DoReMiRocker (if you're even active, that is). I know you like this pairing and all, and I respect you if you do as well, but that's how the Sgt. Frog canon is.

Because They're Different: Waluigi X Rosalina - I don't think Waluigi and Rosalina will ever work out since their personalities are different from each other. Waluigi is ill-tempered, boastful and crude while Rosalina is kindhearted, sympathetic and motherly. I apologize if you ship Waluigi X Rosalina, but I don't think they'll become a couple. I think both characters should stay single.

Because They're The Same: Cappy X Penelope - This one's a doozy. I don't see them working out as a couple since both characters don't know what love means yet. The only time Cappy and Penelope interacted with each other is in Ham-Hams Unite! for the Game Boy Color. That's pretty much it. I respect your opinion on this couple.

Because Of Subtext: Snoozer X Lazuli - It has been rumored that Lazuli has a crush on Snoozer. She's usually snuggling him and is concerned of him when he's in trouble or missing, but that doesn't mean that she shows romantic signs towards Snoozer. I see Lazuli as a BFF than a love interest to Snoozer. Sorry to all the Snoozer X Lazuli fans though.

Because I Ship Them With Others: Charmy X Cosmo - I'm not exactly keen on this couple because both characters never interacted with each other. I instead ship Charmy with Cream and Tails with Cosmo. That's pretty much all. Again, I respect you if you like it.

Because They're Overrated: Splendid X Petunia - Honestly, Splendid X Petunia is very overrated. They barely interacted with each other and it is hinted that Petunia may be a fan of him, but that doesn't mean she has a crush on him. Petunia has more romantic feelings with Handy since they became a couple throughout the series. Like I said, you have my apologies.

Because I See Them More As Friends: Meta Knight X Susie - Sorry about that, Meta Knight X Susie shippers, but I honestly don't see Meta Knight falling in love with Susie. Because Meta Knight wouldn't fall in love with someone who just mechanized him. I think Meta Knight and Susie would be close friends once Meta Knight gets to know her really well and is willing to forgive her, now that I think about it. I'd rather ship Susie with Magolor since they're both armless characters. Plus, Susie would either be mechanizing other planets instead of Popstar or work on some more robots while Meta Knight would either train Kirby or assist him in his adventures. Again, I apologize for that.

And finally,

Because I DON'T: Keroro X Natsumi - I honestly don't see them as a couple because Natsumi would often abuse Keroro while the latter would annoy the former in return. Besides, it's shown that they absolutely hate each other. In fact, Natsumi already has a crush on Saburo and Keroro can have, I dunno, Sumomo, maybe? You have my apologies, Keroro X Natsumi fans. I do think of them as acquaintances though.

That's all for the pairings I dislike. If you guys like the pairings on here, that's fine. I respect your opinions with all my heart.

Hope y'all enjoy the meme as usual.
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Meme(c) AmethystQueen25

Description
This is my take on the I Don't Ship It meme since I've decided to make a list on the pairings I dislike. It's okay to like the pairings I dislike, but always make sure to respect my opinion each pairing as usual. Let's get started with the list, shall we?
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Because It's Annoying: SpongeBob X Pearl - As you may recall, SpongeBob would often do stuff with Pearl to make her happy, only for Pearl to get angry at SpongeBob for accidentally making stuff worse, even though the things he does was an accident. In "The Chaperone", she actually made SpongeBob cry and feel bad for what he did. Poor SpongeBob. I like to think of Pearl as a big sister figure to SpongeBob rather than a love interest to him because, if you ask me, at least Pearl being a big sister figure to SpongeBob makes lots of sense. Sorry, SpongeBob X Pearl fans.

Because It's Bland: Sango X Jasper - What's the point of this pairing? Because Sango and Jasper are both Magical Red Jewelpets who are yellow? In Jewelpet Sunshine, Sango has a brief crush on Jasper. That's all. I'm not really into this couple, sorry. In fact, I instead ship Sango with Alex and Jasper with Opal. I mostly see Jasper as an uncle figure to Sango.

Because It Doesn't Make Sense: Boss X Sandy - Despite me giving up on Hamtaro, the characters will always hold a special place in my heart. Anyway, I'll give you some reasons why this couple doesn't make any sense. First of all, Boss and Sandy occasionally interact with each other, but they don't have any romantic feelings towards each other. And second and most importantly, both characters have crushes of themselves, Bijou (though I'm more of a Boss X Gelato shipper) and Maxwell. Sorry about that, Boss X Sandy fans, but this ship doesn't make any sense and that's how the Hamtaro canon is.

Because They're Related: Black Bomber X Karaoke Bomber - Why do people ship Black with Karaoke of all things? It doesn't seem right. Plus, Karaoke was revealed to be Pretty Bomber, who was the 9th member of the Bomberman Bros., so this couple is basically incest and I can't stand incest at all. Whoever thinks shipping Black with Karaoke is okay should reconsider. Special thanks to WhiteBomberGO for the suggestion of Black X Karaoke being on the "Because They're Related" spot.

Because It's Disturbing: Shadow X Cream - Sorry to all the Shadeam shippers out there, but I honestly don't see them as a couple. Cream is only 6 years old while Shadow is way older than her. I honestly see them having a big brother-little sister relationship 'cause I think Shadow make a good big brother figure to Cream. Plus, I ship Cream with Charmy since they're the same age and I prefer Shadow alone. By that, I meant that I think he should stay single.

Because It's Toxic: Cartman X Heidi - Hooooooo dear, I bet you all saw this coming. In Season 20 of South Park, Cartman and Heidi started out as puppy love and all is well between them, right? Wrong. Starting in Season 21, their relationship became toxic and strained as Cartman started to get annoyed with Heidi every time she comes to see him and he would often abuse her by insulting her too. To make matters even worse, Cartman even made Heidi fat after he fed her some "Beyond" KFC, which is actually just regular KFC, and she started to recieve the same personality as her boyfriend. Thankfully in the episode "Splatty Tomato", Heidi proceeds to break up with Cartman after she realizes that she's become the victim as she's now fully aware of Cartman's mean-spirited nature. I apologize to the Heiman shippers. I respect you if you like this couple.

Because It's Cliché: Nutty X Flaky - I'm not really fond of this pairing because in "Party Animal", Flaky slaps Nutty's hand away from the chocolates. After Flaky had an allergic reaction, Nutty shoves her away and has the chocolates all to himself. In "See What Develops", she and Nutty don't show romantic feelings towards each other, she just sees Nutty as a co-worker and friend, along with Disco Bear. I'd blame CharmyNutty for this pairing, even though she's basically old news. Which is why I never ship Flaky with Nutty. I see them as friends. Again, I apologize for upsetting the Nutty X Flaky fans. But that's just my opinion.

Because It's Canon: None at the moment* - This might get updated overtime.

Because It's Not Canon: Tamama X Angol Mois - Like I said with Hamtaro, even though I gave up on Sgt. Frog, it will also always be an important part of my childhood. Personally, I don't see Tamama and Angol Mois becoming a couple since Tamama clearly hates Angol Mois for having Keroro to herself. He even considers her as a rival to Keroro's affections too. Sorry about that, DoReMiRocker (if you're even active, that is). I know you like this pairing and all, and I respect you if you do as well, but that's how the Sgt. Frog canon is.

Because They're Different: Waluigi X Rosalina - I don't think Waluigi and Rosalina will ever work out since their personalities are different from each other. Waluigi is ill-tempered, boastful and crude while Rosalina is kindhearted, sympathetic and motherly. I apologize if you ship Waluigi X Rosalina, but I don't think they'll become a couple. I think both characters should stay single.

Because They're The Same: Cappy X Penelope - This one's a doozy. I don't see them working out as a couple since both characters don't know what love means yet. The only time Cappy and Penelope interacted with each other is in Ham-Hams Unite! for the Game Boy Color. That's pretty much it. I respect your opinion on this couple.

Because Of Subtext: Snoozer X Lazuli - It has been rumored that Lazuli has a crush on Snoozer. She's usually snuggling him and is concerned of him when he's in trouble or missing, but that doesn't mean that she shows romantic signs towards Snoozer. I see Lazuli as a BFF than a love interest to Snoozer. Sorry to all the Snoozer X Lazuli fans though.

Because I Ship Them With Others: Charmy X Cosmo - I'm not exactly keen on this couple because both characters never interacted with each other. I instead ship Charmy with Cream and Tails with Cosmo. That's pretty much all. Again, I respect you if you like it.

Because They're Overrated: Splendid X Petunia - Honestly, Splendid X Petunia is very overrated. They barely interacted with each other and it is hinted that Petunia may be a fan of him, but that doesn't mean she has a crush on him. Petunia has more romantic feelings with Handy since they became a couple throughout the series. Like I said, you have my apologies.

Because I See Them More As Friends: Meta Knight X Susie - Sorry about that, Meta Knight X Susie shippers, but I honestly don't see Meta Knight falling in love with Susie. Because Meta Knight wouldn't fall in love with someone who just mechanized him. I think Meta Knight and Susie would be close friends once Meta Knight gets to know her really well and is willing to forgive her, now that I think about it. I'd rather ship Susie with Magolor since they're both armless characters. Plus, Susie would either be mechanizing other planets instead of Popstar or work on some more robots while Meta Knight would either train Kirby or assist him in his adventures. Again, I apologize for that.

And finally,

Because I DON'T: Keroro X Natsumi - I honestly don't see them as a couple because Natsumi would often abuse Keroro while the latter would annoy the former in return. Besides, it's shown that they absolutely hate each other. In fact, Natsumi already has a crush on Saburo and Keroro can have, I dunno, Sumomo, maybe? You have my apologies, Keroro X Natsumi fans. I do think of them as acquaintances though.

That's all for the pairings I dislike. If you guys like the pairings on here, that's fine. I respect your opinions with all my heart.

Hope y'all enjoy the meme as usual.
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Meme(c) AmethystQueen25