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Gazerbeam: I think the question I get asked the most is what happened with the Thrilling Three. It was working fine for me - I had no problem working in groups. I think we were very successful. I think at times we may have been among the best. But a team is just that - a team. Uh, any time you take individuals and you put them in a contained environment, they tend to react like oil and water, sometimes, or peanut butter and chocolate… although peanut butter and chocolate does taste good together, so that's actually a bad example. Uh, I quite enjoy that. I think the thing I get asked about the most, of course, is my laser-vision. People tend to think it's a real picnic to have eyes that shoot lasers, but, um, believe it or not, it's had its disadvantages. If I look at anything too intently, it tends to burst into flames, which can be a real pickle in a relationship scenario. When you're conversing with somebody, a normal person would look them square in the eye. I avert my gaze, which is often interpreted as disinterest, or rather daft or stupid, which couldn't be farther from the truth. I... I'm a man of culture, a man of... a man of passion, and I would say a man of humor, which is not widely known. On the outside, I appear calm and cool, perhaps even collected… but on the inside, I'm flying away on the steamship of hilarity... I'm not sure if that made very much sense.
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