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Published: 2021-09-29 20:11:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1549; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 1
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Audio File:Hypershock: How you doing? I'm Hypershock. So, I have seismic wave generation, which is the ability to create earthquake-like disruptions in the ground to stop the bad guys with my dual seismic amplification hammers. I have one on each hand. No, I did not buy them at the hardware store, ha ha. I fly around with my vector-thrust, fusion rocket-rucksack getting from place to place, and my powers are ineffectual on non-solid material. But, if I can get a 6.0 on the Richter scale, I can generally stop whoever's out there, and… do we... do we gotta talk about this? I... I... hang on... Hey, Irv? Irv? Where's Irv? I need coffee. I need - Yes, hello! I need some coffee, very nice - no, I don't want tea, I want coffee! And put some aspirin in it or something! How about coffee with… made from aspirin! You know, you people, you just don't do your homework! And look at this! What is this? Geez, spend a little money on your gear if you're gonna have a Super in here, Okay? And you! Who are you?! YOU KNOW, I COULD BE OUT SOLVING CRIME AT THE VERY LEAST, OR SOLVING THIS HANGOVER! OW! Aww…
