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KittyRyder In reply to ??? [2015-04-12 12:14:15 +0000 UTC]

thankyou for the offer but I don't post pics of myself publicly

and I hit the gym 5 days a week so im not far off!
you should come say hi

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KittyRyder In reply to MYOPHILIAC [2014-10-03 02:34:03 +0000 UTC]

careful she doesn't out lift you..

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MYOPHILIAC In reply to KittyRyder [2014-10-03 05:16:08 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* c'mere and I'll lift that weight with you riding one arm and her on the other, k? heheh

Now THAT'S a PARTY baby!!  

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KittyRyder In reply to MYOPHILIAC [2014-10-03 09:22:26 +0000 UTC]

ah, but you forget.. im magical

think you could lift it , if you were, say, a frog?
hehe

dond let the rack and the pretty smile fool ya, im a badass

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MYOPHILIAC In reply to KittyRyder [2014-10-03 12:34:18 +0000 UTC]

yes, not a problem, without a doubt tyvm. 

*yawn* 

nor my jovial disposition. I'm anything but your average male-I don't genuflect at the alter of tna, that's for the weak spirited

anyway I've not yet seen your smile, Miss B. 

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KittyRyder In reply to MYOPHILIAC [2014-10-03 12:45:52 +0000 UTC]

who is this ms b you speak of?

my name is Luci, or Lulu, if you prefer

well you should, my ass is maaad ill brah haha

and, that's cos I don't show just anyone.. im a private kinda girl, until I know youre not gonna go all stalker on me, ive learnt the hard way..

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MYOPHILIAC In reply to KittyRyder [2014-10-03 12:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh...my humble apologies. I thought it was Miss Badass! *wry grin* 

*in a suthuhn drawl* pleased ta make y'alls acquaintance, Miss Luci...the locals have taken ta callin' me Mr. Chas, thank ya kindly 

I also don't ever do what others think I should...it's a novel concept I call "independent thinking". It works for me and I think it'll catch on maybe one day

wellllll, tell ya whut....I haven't found a soul on this planet in roughly half a very hard century worth stalking, so may that ease your pretty lil mind darlin...

a wise man once told me, and this is true, "When you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours" I don't live in fear, that's for the weak too. School is out. Savvy? 

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KittyRyder In reply to MYOPHILIAC [2014-10-03 13:03:10 +0000 UTC]

two things will get you a little further with me.. manners, and im not the weak little girl ya think I am.. savvy?

you can be stronger then me, idc.. but theres no fear in me.
I smile plenty.,

I think its good your not a sheeple but I do think its good to do the right thing too

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KittyRyder In reply to kronox20022002 [2013-03-27 15:19:50 +0000 UTC]

*mila taps you on the shoulder, and when you turn around, BEARHUGS you tight as she can*

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-14 05:33:50 +0000 UTC]

you can hug her all you like.. but watch out for that grip!

glad you like her Boyo. We worked out together, in secret for weeks so she would look like this for you

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-14 05:46:49 +0000 UTC]

I, er... I feel so honoured that you both went to so much trouble for me . How can I repay the kindness?

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-14 05:53:45 +0000 UTC]

you asked me to.. i try to fullfill all the requests i get

(mind OUT of the GUTTER.. thankyou)

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-14 06:15:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL... was the look on my face THAT obvious? Anyways, just 'cause I thinks it doesn't mean I was gonna says it. I try to stay evolved for you, Lulu.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-14 19:50:26 +0000 UTC]

gutter, meet Metal.
Metal, meet gutter.

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 06:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Lols... metal? gutter meat!

Sigh, I aint worth elevating.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 11:13:01 +0000 UTC]

haha

that sounds like the next Macdonnalds trend.. Mcgutter burger

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 11:39:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha, aint they all? Not that I dont love the pickles.

It sure aint no KFC kryptonite, though, lols.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 11:58:57 +0000 UTC]

yeah.. the new cardboard with sauce burger is GREAT!


i agree, NO ONE holds a candle to KFCtonite

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 12:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Ahahah... "KFCtonite".

See, this is why you rawk... you're a big, strong woman who chows on KFC when the mood takes her... LOL you're a barbarian... hahaha, of course I take that back, but you know what I mean, yeah? You're not an athlete, your a goddam warrior! Do you kick doors in when you enter a room? Hahaha.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 12:41:31 +0000 UTC]

Amazon, i believe is the term youre looking for.. 'cept.. im 5'2

so i kick doggy doors in when i enter the room lol

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 12:49:52 +0000 UTC]

Lulu...

that is prolly the FUNNIEST thing you've ever said. I'm crying here!

Gawd, that was funny!

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 13:13:23 +0000 UTC]

*winning smile

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 13:31:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm just shaking my head here...

Are you sure you're not an elaborate, prototype computer algorithm, designed by the military for the specific task of making me look foolish for being so in awe of a program? There's a bunch of nerds in a mountain bunker just laughing at me now, isn't there?

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 14:01:54 +0000 UTC]

all i can say is Daisy Daisy..

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 19:24:48 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha.... I knew it!

I'm about to get flushed into space, aren't I. Sigh, ah well, it has been my pleasure, super computer.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 20:44:50 +0000 UTC]

No, Dave, i wouldnt flush you into space, dave.. im here to be youre friend dave..

tell me you have seen this movie, yes? you have Hals voice in your head as you read it?

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 20:51:25 +0000 UTC]

That is such a creapy thing to say in HAL's voice. I'm very on edge now.

Yeah, I seen it, and yeah, I got the voice in my head.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 21:28:12 +0000 UTC]

*hal*
Metal.. why are you trying to unplug me metal? dont you want to be friends, Metal?

i could fulfill all your dreams, Metal.. i could bring her to life..

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 21:30:40 +0000 UTC]

*stops dead in his tracks*

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 21:40:59 +0000 UTC]

*hal*

i..imean.. um.. did i say that..?
i mean DAISY DAISY.. *looks at you to see if you noticed*

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 21:49:40 +0000 UTC]

*not quite sure if he heard right. awkward silence.*

Um, HAL, did you just say...

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 22:11:57 +0000 UTC]

*sings louder*

DAISY DAISY

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-15 22:29:22 +0000 UTC]

*continues on*

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-15 23:22:53 +0000 UTC]

I CAN BRING HER TO LIFE!!! NOOOOOOO

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-16 04:23:06 +0000 UTC]

*whips around, sure he heard correct now*

AHA! Exaplain yourself, HAL.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-16 07:21:58 +0000 UTC]

um.. using 3d algorithums, and todays 3d printing technology, you might find its possible to bring Lulu to life..

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-17 07:33:15 +0000 UTC]

Then what are you waiting for, you infernal machine! The world need's her as never before! In her, we can find the answer! In her, we can find the key!

I beg of you...

Please....




Please.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-17 14:03:01 +0000 UTC]

errormessage.............................
THE 3D PRINTER HAS RUN OUT OF PURPLE INK, PLEASE REFILL
PAPERJAM IN TRAY 1

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEND THIS ERROR MESSAGE TO MIDOWS SUPPORT, SO THEY CAN USE THE DATA ANNONIMOUSLY TO SCREW FUTRHER GENER.. I MEAN HELP YOU?

END MESSAGE................................

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-17 18:15:57 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You diabolical contraption! So close!

*looks to the heavens, wipes a tear*

I'm sorry, Lulu. I'm sorry.

*pulls plug*

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-17 18:48:19 +0000 UTC]

dont worry.. im sure in the future, there will be a ghost in the shell style glitch in your computer now

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-17 18:51:09 +0000 UTC]

I can only hope.

Hey, Lulu, I gotta go. You know the routine, now... have a great, great day, despite your injuries. I'm cheering for you, genuinly cheering, in whatever you do... with THOSE FOUR words. Laters.

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-17 19:04:09 +0000 UTC]

have a good day boyo..

i shall let you know how the drs goes

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Metal-Bent In reply to KittyRyder [2013-03-18 08:19:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, Lulu? How did you go?

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KittyRyder In reply to Metal-Bent [2013-03-19 03:33:09 +0000 UTC]

i told you in another post i thenk

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