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KivaTheDCWizard — Lyra is back
Published: 2019-08-09 19:46:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 582; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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I just wanted to draw one of my fav and most popular Sonic fan characters again, Lyra the Leech. Here I drew her again in her full glory, with her newly converted dolly.Don't look her in the eyes. To her you are either a future dolly or a future meal.
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I guess that means the time of peace and quiet for Captain Scurvy is over as well.
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LOL! Guess so! XD
Scurvy: Sigh...call Jinx...Tell her Lyra is loose and we might need help.
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Jinx: I'm here! When there is something strange, in the neighbourhood, whom are you going to call? Vamp-busters!
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Scurvy: Vamp-busters?
Waylon: Does this mean she has a small slimey vampire bat as a mascot or something?
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Jinx; Not yet, but I can make one.
Jinx grabs out a bag of something that is called 'vampire jell-o'. She mixes it in with water, then pours it out, and then a jell-o pudding with a vampire face came out.
Vampire Jell-O: I vant to suck your blood, and I taste of lime!
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Waylon: Forget I asked....
Scurvy: Anyway could ye please take care of Lyra?
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Jinx: No worries. This is a job of my Hammer of Helpfullness.
Scurvy: That is just a hammer.
Jinx: But it is helpful still!
Vampire jell-o: Blah!
Merkel: I'm hungry! (eats jell-o)
Vampire Jell-o (from inside his stomach): Wait until I'm digested, I am going to give you the runs like you wouldn't believe!
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Waylon:...did you just eat a sentient being?
Merkel: of course not! Thats like saying I would eat mr Coco! (Holds his coconut)
Waylon:...Should I be scared?
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Lyra: Hello everyone, time for death!
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Scurvy: GAH!!! JINX!!! TAKE IT!!
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Jinx: Moon Pussy Power!
Jinx then transforms into a sailor moon-like superheroine.
Lyra:...Whut?
Jinx pulls of her tiara and throws it.
Jinx: Moon Tiara throw!
The tiara flew for a few feet before crashing down on the ground, nothing happening.
Lyra: Hah!
Suddenly, Potatoes the hippo fell from the sky and landed on Lyra.
Potatoes: What the hell am I sitting on this time?
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Scurvy: How does she do that!
Merkel: Let me try! ( takes the tiara and tosses it on the ground. Suddenly it began to rain chocolate milk on Lyra )
Waylon: Chocolate milk?
Merkel: Don’t look at me! Im lactose intolerant!
Syrena: No you’re not.
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Merkel: How would you know?
Syrena: I literally cook for you everyday, several recipes with milk or cheese. I would have noticed if you had an allergic reaction!
Scurvy: Don't try to reason with crazy.
Lyra: My everything hurts and I'm covered in icky chocolate milk. What else can go wrong?
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( suddenly a giant bowling ball fell from the sky on Lyra too. And passing by them was Gladstone Gander who found a 20 dollar bill stuck to the bowling ball )
Gladstone/ Hey look! 20 Dollars!
Scurvy did that come from?
Syrena: Where did HE come from?
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Jinx: Where do we all come from? Are we part of a cosmic being's master plan? Are we real? Are we made up by a pair of fan artists?
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Merkel: Oh man...thats deep!
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Lyra: My head hurts.
Scurvy: Mine too, but not in the way that I got heavy things dropped on it.
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Waylon: What do we do sbout Lyra now?
Jinx: Vampire prison!
Hector: Vampire prison?
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Lyra: You are crazy. My daddy is head of a vampire clan, if there was a thing as a vampire prison I would have kno-
Lyra gets slapped into cuffs by two vampire police officers, whom drag her in a car and drive her off.
Lyra: Hey, this is not ok! You know whom my daddy is? Let me out!
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Vampolice officer: You’re father is arrested too! Now you’ll both be going to vampire court!
( later )
Judge: Order in the court! The case of the state of Transylvania against Lysander and Lyra is now in session! I am judge nose-fire-are-too!
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Lysander: Why in the name of Vladislaus Dragulia are we even on trial for?
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Judge: Simple...we have intel that your daughter...HAVE BEEN READING THE TWILIGHT BOOKS TO HER DOLLIES!!
Lysander: WHAT?
Judge: As her father, she is also YOUR responsebility!
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Lysander: Lyra, is that true.
Lyra: But daddy...It is so romantic.
Scurvy: I knew she was crazy, but this is taking the cake.
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Prosecutor: You heard that! She confessed!
Judge: Ha! Jury? What do you say?
captain Countula: We find them guilty!
Judge: That does it! I sentence you to 20 years in vampire jail! And Lyra won’t be allowed to make any more dollies During that time either! But we will allow her a playmate ever Saturday! Our volunteer Jinx!
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Jinx: I am bringing the flugelhorn orchestra each week as well.
Lyra: No! Please, anything but putting up with Jinx!
judge: It is her or Fortune.
Lyra: Ok, maybe not anything.
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Jinx: Im also gonna read all 900 Scuroxy fanfics I made!
Lyra
Scurvy: Well have fun you two!
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Lyra: I wish hadn't bothered returning.
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LOL! XD maybe end it there. This was very funny!
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