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All these qutoes are from DM and KN. We were cosplaying Death Note characters. There is only quote that we didn't cosplay. Some of these quotes are embarrasing so we didn't say who said them.

L(re-enacting Light getting laid instead of him): And so Light called his booty from the top of a mountain like the horny goat he was. 'Boooooooooootttttyyyyy~ Booooooooootttttttttyyyyyyyy~!!!' he called them! And so Misa and and many other women, and some gay men, came running!! they flooded the streets of Tokyo!! They scaled buildings stopped trafic, tipped over cars, and knocked over buses!! Many people were killed in the great stampead of booty!!! All Just to answer Light's Booty Call.
Light: ...

Watari: Why did you bring your shoes if you were'nt going to wear them?
L: So people wouldn't think I was homeless.
Light: So, you live in your shoes?

Mello: Every lesbian chick at my school thinks I'm a girl and wants me.
Matt: Isn't that a good thing?
Mello: Yeah but I'm a guy. They're going to be disapointed.

Katt: How do you draw Hello Kitty.
Mara: It's just a cat head with a bow in one of the ears but I forgot which ear the bow goes in. But it would be better if you put the bow in the wrong ear since Hello Kitty is copywrited.
Katt: It doesn't matter I drew a fucked up cat with a bow in the ear I don't think anyones going to recognise it.

L: Hey Light it's your turn to drag the trashcan to the curb.
Light: WHAT? I don't even live here!
L: YOU'RE IN MY BIG GODDAMN BUILDING, YOU'RE BREATHING MY AIR YOU'LL TAKE OUT MY TRASH!!

Katt: Well, flip you!... you cheeseburger.

Light:I'm going to take a bathroom break. *Walks to bathroom. Comes back slams open the door.* L HAVE YOU BEEN EATING COOKIES IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN? THERE ARE ANTS ON THE TOILET PAPER! I MEAN THE TP IS INFEASTED WITH ANTS! THEY'RE INBETWEEN THE SHEETS! ANTS IN THE 2-PLY! AHHHHHH!
*Brings L to the bathroom*
L: *points to the bottle of Windex*
Light: It will get the toilet paper wet. And look they're going for the toothpaste, and they're on your toothbrush.
L: *inspects his toothbrush* I'm going to bury this.

L: I know why its so hot in here. Watari left the heater on because he has to keep his window open and that makes his room freezing balls cold, And... are you wearing pink underwear?
Light: yeah the blood doesn't stain on pink so much.
L: Blood from gay unlubricated sex! *with a smile and a thumbs up* Well if your going to bleed everywhere at least wear red or black underwear.
Light: Well I do own some black underwear but I don't want to bleed on them. They're not cottony they're more silky.
L:Why do you have black silk-- oh nevermind I can't even look at you, you filthy, fithly whore!!

Light: Stick it in there. be a man about it!
L: I don't want to push too hard it might snap off!!
(we were talking about a flash drive... >->;; )

Light: *checking his stocks on the internet*...*mumbling* "McDonalds sales sizzle; stocks sag"
L: What? All I heard was somthing something something sag.
Light: McDonalds sales sizzle; stocks sag. Hey that's a toung twister say 'sales sizzle; stocks sag' 10 times fast.
L: ... I don't want to. and I think you should stop saying it.

*L takes a picture of B*
L: Here let me show you your picture. I forget which direction the new photos button is on this camera so if you see a picure of a red panda that's not you.
B: Note to self: I am not a red panda.

Mara: If my icon is so ugly why don't you just work on our new ones? Come-on it doesn't need to be complicated just a quicky.
Katt: Oh just a quicky. you want a quickie? Well you know want to know whats wrong with a quicky? Quickys are sloppy and messy!! and I don't feel like cleaning anything up for you!! And my thoat hurts and you want to know why?!!

Beyond Birthday: Aww, the fucking panda's got in. And someone from the taliban got in too... oh god the fucking pandas let the taliban in!! And Martha is very agitated about all of it. And her and Barbara are going to be like cat's in a box.(three Kathy Grifin refs in one quote. FUCK YEAH!)

Light: *looking intently at his shoe* Usually you see brand names all over this shit.
B: What are you doing?
Light: I'm checking my shoe for brand names.
B: Do I need to say how crazy that sounds?
Light: I need to find a company to invest in. Maybe I can invest in Taco Bell.
B: No you should invest in Jack-in-the-Box you can never go wrong with Jack-in-the-crack. And Jack has this evil brother named Jake and we're solid. We're like this!*crosses fingers*

Mara: You're just pulling ideas out of your ass like a magician pulls colorful napkins out of his coat pocket.

L: Why do you get coke and I get Dr. Pepper?
Light: there's more  Dr. Pepper than Coke.
L: you're soo~ mean to me.
Light: I’d give you mine but I farted in the bottle. but I could still give it to you.
L: Aww you collected your farts in a bottle for me. And it’s the only thing you have I think I shall keep you that much longer.
Light: God damn it. (Two Enders Game references in one conversation W00T)

B: What is Near really?
L: He’s a Walloonian.
B: Where the fuck did you get a Walloon?
L: From Walloonia of course.
(Walloonia is an actual place it’s a region in Belgium. We just completely made this up, Near isn’t a Walloon we think. But when we heard of Walloons we thought they made a typo and meant balloons. So when we found out there was a place called Walloonia we had to spread the word. Tell a friend.)

Mello: Look that woman has three boobs, look! Look!
Matt:*turns around to look*
Mello: aww you missed it. I'll let you know if they show her again.
Matt:…
Mello: And they weren’t good boobs either. They were saggy. Three saggy boobs.
Matt: That’s worse than two saggy boobs.

Light: *taps his foot*
L: Stop that.
Light: *Stops for a moment then continues doing it*
L: Stop it or I’m not letting you have anymore of my Poptarts.
Light: *Stops for a moment takes a bite of said Poptart and continues taping*
L: Stop it or I’ll steal your favorite pen and hide it. And you wont be able to find it. You know why? because it’ll be in your ass.
Light: *Stops tapping*

B: I think that’s supposed to be a ‘Y’ not and ‘ie’ I think ‘ie’ is only if there’s an ‘s’ at the end of it.
L: But it looks better with the ‘ie’.
B: The ‘ie’ looks more femine. Because the ‘Y is like *deep voice* “Whhhyyyyyyy?” While the ‘ie’ is like *high pitched voice and gay hand motions* “IIIIIIIII~EEEEE~”

*a commercial for "The Signal" comes on*
B: "The Signal" sounds creepy. I wanna see that.
Near: I hate horrors.
B: You hate whores? You’ll never get laid with that attitude, kid.

*Just finished watching that Burger King commercial where that guy has tiny hands*
Light: That’s what a real friend does. Hold a burger for his friend who has tiny hands.
L: You don’t have tiny hands.
Light: Yes! A compliment. I squeezed a compliment out of you.
L: *Stomps about angerly* Oh yeah well you big fat hands… with hairy knuckles.

B: Oh L, I saw a raccoon that got hit by a car this morning, and it made me think of you!

B: What if L had been named a different letter like J.  *puts fingers in a J shape*
Naomi: The J is facing the wrong way.
B: Or what about I. I works on either hand. *Makes I shape with index finger*
Naomi: But in sign language this is an I. *Puts pinky finger up*
B: Well this is also an I. *Flips Naomi off*

B: Yeah that’s what I did at first before I started killing people. I used to jump out of bushes in an elf costume screaming “YOU ARE WITH CHILD!!!” then run away. And you know that that like at least few of the people I did that to were pregnant or soon to be pregnant. And it would freak them out and make them think an elf got them pregnant.

B: Remember that one babysitter I had with the chickens and the bunnies?
L: Oh yeah I remember her. why did you ever stop going there?
B: I don't remember... But I used to own a rooster that she took care of for me and after I stoped going there I never saw him again..... SHE STOLE MY COCK!
(true story. u^u)

Light: *Hands L a persimmon* You need to eat more fruit just try it.
L: *Takes a bite, then spits it out on Light*
Light: What's wrong with it?
L: It is the physical manifestation of the word 'blarg'.

B: Marshmellows would be more fun to eat if they screamed when you bit into them.

Matt: Dogs will hump anything.
B: I saw a dog hump a coiled up garden hose one time... I know he was humping the side of it but part of mind said 'dude, he thinks its a giant green vagina curled up on the lawn'.

B: See I didnt know that there were actual gay sheep in some parts of the world. I thought the term for gay sheep literaly came from Near. I thought he was THE gay sheep.
L:...
B:... he's standing right behind me isn't he?

B: I need to get a pair of assless chaps. I need to contact Mello about that. He wears alot of leather... only god now where he gets it. I think I could pull off ass-less chaps, and as long as it covers up my wing-dang-doodle I think I can get away with wearing them in public.

Description
All these qutoes are from DM and KN. We were cosplaying Death Note characters. There is only quote that we didn't cosplay. Some of these quotes are embarrasing so we didn't say who said them.

L(re-enacting Light getting laid instead of him): And so Light called his booty from the top of a mountain like the horny goat he was. 'Boooooooooootttttyyyyy~ Booooooooootttttttttyyyyyyyy~!!!' he called them! And so Misa and and many other women, and some gay men, came running!! they flooded the streets of Tokyo!! They scaled buildings stopped trafic, tipped over cars, and knocked over buses!! Many people were killed in the great stampead of booty!!! All Just to answer Light's Booty Call.
Light: ...

Watari: Why did you bring your shoes if you were'nt going to wear them?
L: So people wouldn't think I was homeless.
Light: So, you live in your shoes?

Mello: Every lesbian chick at my school thinks I'm a girl and wants me.
Matt: Isn't that a good thing?
Mello: Yeah but I'm a guy. They're going to be disapointed.

Katt: How do you draw Hello Kitty.
Mara: It's just a cat head with a bow in one of the ears but I forgot which ear the bow goes in. But it would be better if you put the bow in the wrong ear since Hello Kitty is copywrited.
Katt: It doesn't matter I drew a fucked up cat with a bow in the ear I don't think anyones going to recognise it.

L: Hey Light it's your turn to drag the trashcan to the curb.
Light: WHAT? I don't even live here!
L: YOU'RE IN MY BIG GODDAMN BUILDING, YOU'RE BREATHING MY AIR YOU'LL TAKE OUT MY TRASH!!

Katt: Well, flip you!... you cheeseburger.

Light:I'm going to take a bathroom break. *Walks to bathroom. Comes back slams open the door.* L HAVE YOU BEEN EATING COOKIES IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN? THERE ARE ANTS ON THE TOILET PAPER! I MEAN THE TP IS INFEASTED WITH ANTS! THEY'RE INBETWEEN THE SHEETS! ANTS IN THE 2-PLY! AHHHHHH!
*Brings L to the bathroom*
L: *points to the bottle of Windex*
Light: It will get the toilet paper wet. And look they're going for the toothpaste, and they're on your toothbrush.
L: *inspects his toothbrush* I'm going to bury this.

L: I know why its so hot in here. Watari left the heater on because he has to keep his window open and that makes his room freezing balls cold, And... are you wearing pink underwear?
Light: yeah the blood doesn't stain on pink so much.
L: Blood from gay unlubricated sex! *with a smile and a thumbs up* Well if your going to bleed everywhere at least wear red or black underwear.
Light: Well I do own some black underwear but I don't want to bleed on them. They're not cottony they're more silky.
L:Why do you have black silk-- oh nevermind I can't even look at you, you filthy, fithly whore!!

Light: Stick it in there. be a man about it!
L: I don't want to push too hard it might snap off!!
(we were talking about a flash drive... >->;; )

Light: *checking his stocks on the internet*...*mumbling* "McDonalds sales sizzle; stocks sag"
L: What? All I heard was somthing something something sag.
Light: McDonalds sales sizzle; stocks sag. Hey that's a toung twister say 'sales sizzle; stocks sag' 10 times fast.
L: ... I don't want to. and I think you should stop saying it.

*L takes a picture of B*
L: Here let me show you your picture. I forget which direction the new photos button is on this camera so if you see a picure of a red panda that's not you.
B: Note to self: I am not a red panda.

Mara: If my icon is so ugly why don't you just work on our new ones? Come-on it doesn't need to be complicated just a quicky.
Katt: Oh just a quicky. you want a quickie? Well you know want to know whats wrong with a quicky? Quickys are sloppy and messy!! and I don't feel like cleaning anything up for you!! And my thoat hurts and you want to know why?!!

Beyond Birthday: Aww, the fucking panda's got in. And someone from the taliban got in too... oh god the fucking pandas let the taliban in!! And Martha is very agitated about all of it. And her and Barbara are going to be like cat's in a box.(three Kathy Grifin refs in one quote. FUCK YEAH!)

Light: *looking intently at his shoe* Usually you see brand names all over this shit.
B: What are you doing?
Light: I'm checking my shoe for brand names.
B: Do I need to say how crazy that sounds?
Light: I need to find a company to invest in. Maybe I can invest in Taco Bell.
B: No you should invest in Jack-in-the-Box you can never go wrong with Jack-in-the-crack. And Jack has this evil brother named Jake and we're solid. We're like this!*crosses fingers*

Mara: You're just pulling ideas out of your ass like a magician pulls colorful napkins out of his coat pocket.

L: Why do you get coke and I get Dr. Pepper?
Light: there's more  Dr. Pepper than Coke.
L: you're soo~ mean to me.
Light: I’d give you mine but I farted in the bottle. but I could still give it to you.
L: Aww you collected your farts in a bottle for me. And it’s the only thing you have I think I shall keep you that much longer.
Light: God damn it. (Two Enders Game references in one conversation W00T)

B: What is Near really?
L: He’s a Walloonian.
B: Where the fuck did you get a Walloon?
L: From Walloonia of course.
(Walloonia is an actual place it’s a region in Belgium. We just completely made this up, Near isn’t a Walloon we think. But when we heard of Walloons we thought they made a typo and meant balloons. So when we found out there was a place called Walloonia we had to spread the word. Tell a friend.)

Mello: Look that woman has three boobs, look! Look!
Matt:*turns around to look*
Mello: aww you missed it. I'll let you know if they show her again.
Matt:…
Mello: And they weren’t good boobs either. They were saggy. Three saggy boobs.
Matt: That’s worse than two saggy boobs.

Light: *taps his foot*
L: Stop that.
Light: *Stops for a moment then continues doing it*
L: Stop it or I’m not letting you have anymore of my Poptarts.
Light: *Stops for a moment takes a bite of said Poptart and continues taping*
L: Stop it or I’ll steal your favorite pen and hide it. And you wont be able to find it. You know why? because it’ll be in your ass.
Light: *Stops tapping*

B: I think that’s supposed to be a ‘Y’ not and ‘ie’ I think ‘ie’ is only if there’s an ‘s’ at the end of it.
L: But it looks better with the ‘ie’.
B: The ‘ie’ looks more femine. Because the ‘Y is like *deep voice* “Whhhyyyyyyy?” While the ‘ie’ is like *high pitched voice and gay hand motions* “IIIIIIIII~EEEEE~”

*a commercial for "The Signal" comes on*
B: "The Signal" sounds creepy. I wanna see that.
Near: I hate horrors.
B: You hate whores? You’ll never get laid with that attitude, kid.

*Just finished watching that Burger King commercial where that guy has tiny hands*
Light: That’s what a real friend does. Hold a burger for his friend who has tiny hands.
L: You don’t have tiny hands.
Light: Yes! A compliment. I squeezed a compliment out of you.
L: *Stomps about angerly* Oh yeah well you big fat hands… with hairy knuckles.

B: Oh L, I saw a raccoon that got hit by a car this morning, and it made me think of you!

B: What if L had been named a different letter like J.  *puts fingers in a J shape*
Naomi: The J is facing the wrong way.
B: Or what about I. I works on either hand. *Makes I shape with index finger*
Naomi: But in sign language this is an I. *Puts pinky finger up*
B: Well this is also an I. *Flips Naomi off*

B: Yeah that’s what I did at first before I started killing people. I used to jump out of bushes in an elf costume screaming “YOU ARE WITH CHILD!!!” then run away. And you know that that like at least few of the people I did that to were pregnant or soon to be pregnant. And it would freak them out and make them think an elf got them pregnant.

B: Remember that one babysitter I had with the chickens and the bunnies?
L: Oh yeah I remember her. why did you ever stop going there?
B: I don't remember... But I used to own a rooster that she took care of for me and after I stoped going there I never saw him again..... SHE STOLE MY COCK!
(true story. u^u)

Light: *Hands L a persimmon* You need to eat more fruit just try it.
L: *Takes a bite, then spits it out on Light*
Light: What's wrong with it?
L: It is the physical manifestation of the word 'blarg'.

B: Marshmellows would be more fun to eat if they screamed when you bit into them.

Matt: Dogs will hump anything.
B: I saw a dog hump a coiled up garden hose one time... I know he was humping the side of it but part of mind said 'dude, he thinks its a giant green vagina curled up on the lawn'.

B: See I didnt know that there were actual gay sheep in some parts of the world. I thought the term for gay sheep literaly came from Near. I thought he was THE gay sheep.
L:...
B:... he's standing right behind me isn't he?

B: I need to get a pair of assless chaps. I need to contact Mello about that. He wears alot of leather... only god now where he gets it. I think I could pull off ass-less chaps, and as long as it covers up my wing-dang-doodle I think I can get away with wearing them in public.