KomradApex In reply to silveroflight36 [2014-08-28 22:59:43 +0000 UTC]

If the idea of waking up the next morning with no memory and reeking of Slender-love appeals to you, go for it. XD

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silveroflight36 In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 23:02:53 +0000 UTC]

eh doesn't matter to me, but eh i might just pass on the rose for now ^^'
lol

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KomradApex In reply to GreenScissors [2014-08-28 22:32:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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GreenScissors In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-29 11:13:41 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-28 21:21:40 +0000 UTC]

Offenderman: Teasing is fine, just so long as it ends with us on the couch fu-
Slenderman: *hits Smexy with the frying pan* I am so sorry you people have to deal with this idiot.

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 21:26:41 +0000 UTC]

That I wouldn't mind if it weren't for the immanent mauling, memory wiping or death, Offenderman.

No, Slenderman, I'm sorry you're stuck with him. >.<

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-28 21:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Slenderman: You know my family is messed up when I'm the normal one.

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 21:28:57 +0000 UTC]

Er ... aren't you supposed to be a murderer and a human-child eater? Unless ... that's completely normal for your species, Slenderman.

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-28 21:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Slenderman: It is. We're not supposed to be jolly like Splendorman, rapey like Smexy, or *shudders* fabulous like Trenderman.

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 21:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, Slenderman, but since you slenders display somewhat human personalities, not every slender is going to be ... "normal" like you. There will always slenders with various traits. Besides ... Smexy kills at least half of his targets, doesn't he?

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-28 21:50:26 +0000 UTC]

Slenderman: Maybe. But that perv doesn't realize how hard it is for me to try to be taken seriously without him killing and raping and racking up our Internet bandwidth downloading his stupid schoolgirl porn...

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 21:54:04 +0000 UTC]

Correction ... I don't think he cares >.<

But in all seriousness, Slenderman, most fans of your species can distinguish between you and him. As for the killing part, isn't that what he's supposed to do?

There's a new one ... I didn't know you slenders had an internet connection...

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-28 21:59:48 +0000 UTC]

Slenderman: How else do you think I photoshopped myself into all those creepy photos?

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 22:20:50 +0000 UTC]

Touche. Good to know you're not omnipresent. Wait a minute ... I thought you hated humans?

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-28 22:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Slenderman: Yeah, but I've come to view your race as a bit of a necessary evil.

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 23:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Necessary in that you need a steady supply of punching bags to vent your hatred?

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-29 00:33:34 +0000 UTC]

Sort of. Also because your species' children are delicious.

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-29 01:26:21 +0000 UTC]

And easy to hunt and eat, I presume?

Any opinions, Smex?

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KomradApex In reply to Imnurhest [2014-08-29 02:00:19 +0000 UTC]

Smexy: Eh, children are all right. I prefer older ones though.
Slenderman: We're talking about the same thing, right?
Smexy: Yeah, they're tastier the more they age. Like cheese. Why? What'd you think I was talking about?
Slenderman: Uh, nothing. Never mind.

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Imnurhest In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-29 17:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Welp, it was nice talking to you two, but now I gotta go be a human elsewhere. Be good to each other, Slenderman and Sexual Offenderman.

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KomradApex In reply to SmexyOffender [2014-08-28 19:05:03 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, pretty! *slowly reaches for it*

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SmexyOffender In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 19:05:57 +0000 UTC]

Go on and take it~

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KomradApex In reply to SmexyOffender [2014-08-28 19:06:25 +0000 UTC]

I would but the thorns look sharp...

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SmexyOffender In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 19:54:12 +0000 UTC]

Just be careful not to touch the thorns, they are indeed sharp.

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KomradApex In reply to TheGirlOfCreepyPasta [2014-08-28 18:43:31 +0000 UTC]

I guess I wouldn't expect anyone who knows the dangers to take the rose...

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KomradApex In reply to MediatorIridescent [2014-08-28 18:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Offenderman: As Robin Thicke said, "You know you want it".

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MediatorIridescent In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 18:51:03 +0000 UTC]

How about...
HELLA NOPE

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KomradApex In reply to MediatorIridescent [2014-08-28 18:52:03 +0000 UTC]

Offenderman: Damn. Well, there's always porn. Porn can't say no to you.

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MediatorIridescent In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 18:54:50 +0000 UTC]

Unless if it requires your credit card information and a membership

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KomradApex In reply to MediatorIridescent [2014-08-28 18:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Offenderman: Or gives your computer viruses. My computer's caught almost as many viruses as I have, if you catch my drift. Being a manwhore isn't always fun and games...

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MediatorIridescent In reply to KomradApex [2014-08-28 19:32:57 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine. Incubi and succubi probably don't have it very easy either

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KomradApex In reply to MediatorIridescent [2014-08-28 19:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Offenderman: You have NO idea.

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