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You have really got to be fucking kidding me! Shit like this is the reason why I stopped watching Disney Channel & why I hate it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNMGY… yeah, the fans of that dumb-ass show & Disney channel expect me to call THAT music? That whole song or whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing.

Oh but trust me, that & it's shitty songs are the least of the show's problems; none of the jokes in there are funny, the actors don't look like they're taking their roles seriously, & the acting is just trash. In other words, it's almost an exact replica of JONAS LA.

I didn't even know who these girls were until someone brought them up; because I stopped watching Disney Channel. This show just proves how much shit Disney channel has become, & hell, Disney Channel isn't even trying anymore to make great shows, not that it was a good network to begin with. Disney Channel has only made a handful of shows that are actually good, & Shake it up is definitely not one of them.

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), & are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing...please! All they do in that show is move around & look like a bunch of monkeys! I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell you that these dancers are horrible, & no way in hell they'd get a job as dance teachers with that kind of dancing, & they couldn't even dance to save their own lives.

If you want to see solid coordination, & truly awesome dancing, then watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Hairspray, Smash or Step Up Revolution (it's not out yet, but the trailer's dancing id top notch!). Now those movies (Smash being a TV show) right there know what dancing is about, whereas Shake It Up doesn't even have any splits, jazz, ballet, or even leaping! You call that dancing? Because if you do, then you seriously need some help.

This right here www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VTW1i… is some truly sick dancing. And something that actually takes effort to do & learn. I would know, I tried it, & it is not easy, but I had fun trying it, because I love dancing as much as I love music in general, as well as drawing.

This crap www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNMGY… is basic, staged dancing that anyone can easily learn, imitate, & even improve. I can easily add something to that dance that can make it better, & you know what, I can completely change the whole dance itself & make it far superior.

And this shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBjLn9… (I saw this awful video yesterday) that is nothing but more horrible auto-tuning, obvious & shitty lip syncing (they're not even singing), mediocre dance steps (if you can even call them that), & terrible clothing. If you call that music, then you seriously need your head cut open & have your brain examined.

And if that isn't bad enough, the show teaches young girls or young viewers to dress like sluts, & become whores. Because apparently, dancing for someone to earn money for a cellphone is something very appropriate to teach kids (yes, the moron characters in this show danced for some guy in one episode to get money just to buy themselves a fucking phone).

The characters themselves are also a bunch of no-personality Mary Sues. I've seen far less Mary Sue-ish characters in Twilight. Yeah, Cece & Rocky (if those were their names) make Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, & Eragon (aka Queeragon) look full of more personality, depth, & characterization. How low to stoop.

Hell, I laughed so hard when they said they were giving auditions in the U.S. for anyone who'd want to be on that show for a moment. Hell no! I would NOT be caught dead on Disney Channel. If I was so desperate for money & fame, I'd ask MTV to give me my own shit reality show. I'd want to be in some REAL Disney singing REAL Disney MUSIC like in Pocahontas, Mulan, Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs, Tangled, The Princess & the Frog, Aladdin, Beauty & the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Fantasia [2000], Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Pinocchio, & every other Disney animated movie! Well, except for the shit ones like Chicken Little, Bolt, & Meet The Robinsons (even though those are still better than Shake it Up & Disney channel).

And if you thought that just wasn't bad enough, the horrible writers of this "show" had to make a "joke" about eating disorders. I HAD to see it myself to believe, because at first I didn't want to (and seeing how men-spirited this show was in general it didn't surprise me). One character in this show, a popular talk show host or something, saw both ROcky & Cece & said, "You guys are so adorable! I could just eat you guys up...You know...If I ate." *Laugh box goes off*. Not only did this joke offend people with an actual eating disorder (including Demi Lovato who was once on that network), but it also offended people who DIDN'T have any disorders at all. So what, the writers expect kids to laugh at someone who has a serious disorder which not even the most insane of people would laugh at? It started a shitstorm of contreversey & since then the episode was removed EVERYWHERE, & shows later on with the joke removed (like that's going to make anyone forget).

And according to Lovato herself, this wasn't the first time the network has used eating disorder jokes. The shitty show So Random also had an eating disorder joke. This was also one of the reasons Demi Lovato left the network. You know a network's writers are doing something wrong when a girl who dealt with eating disorder calls you out on it.

So yeah, that's it. Why kids call this shit comedy, let alone music over something like iCarly is beyond me.

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You have really got to be fucking kidding me! Shit like this is the reason why I stopped watching Disney Channel & why I hate it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNMGY… yeah, the fans of that dumb-ass show & Disney channel expect me to call THAT music? That whole song or whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing.

Oh but trust me, that & it's shitty songs are the least of the show's problems; none of the jokes in there are funny, the actors don't look like they're taking their roles seriously, & the acting is just trash. In other words, it's almost an exact replica of JONAS LA.

I didn't even know who these girls were until someone brought them up; because I stopped watching Disney Channel. This show just proves how much shit Disney channel has become, & hell, Disney Channel isn't even trying anymore to make great shows, not that it was a good network to begin with. Disney Channel has only made a handful of shows that are actually good, & Shake it up is definitely not one of them.

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), & are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing...please! All they do in that show is move around & look like a bunch of monkeys! I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell you that these dancers are horrible, & no way in hell they'd get a job as dance teachers with that kind of dancing, & they couldn't even dance to save their own lives.

If you want to see solid coordination, & truly awesome dancing, then watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Hairspray, Smash or Step Up Revolution (it's not out yet, but the trailer's dancing id top notch!). Now those movies (Smash being a TV show) right there know what dancing is about, whereas Shake It Up doesn't even have any splits, jazz, ballet, or even leaping! You call that dancing? Because if you do, then you seriously need some help.

This right here www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VTW1i… is some truly sick dancing. And something that actually takes effort to do & learn. I would know, I tried it, & it is not easy, but I had fun trying it, because I love dancing as much as I love music in general, as well as drawing.

This crap www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNMGY… is basic, staged dancing that anyone can easily learn, imitate, & even improve. I can easily add something to that dance that can make it better, & you know what, I can completely change the whole dance itself & make it far superior.

And this shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBjLn9… (I saw this awful video yesterday) that is nothing but more horrible auto-tuning, obvious & shitty lip syncing (they're not even singing), mediocre dance steps (if you can even call them that), & terrible clothing. If you call that music, then you seriously need your head cut open & have your brain examined.

And if that isn't bad enough, the show teaches young girls or young viewers to dress like sluts, & become whores. Because apparently, dancing for someone to earn money for a cellphone is something very appropriate to teach kids (yes, the moron characters in this show danced for some guy in one episode to get money just to buy themselves a fucking phone).

The characters themselves are also a bunch of no-personality Mary Sues. I've seen far less Mary Sue-ish characters in Twilight. Yeah, Cece & Rocky (if those were their names) make Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, & Eragon (aka Queeragon) look full of more personality, depth, & characterization. How low to stoop.

Hell, I laughed so hard when they said they were giving auditions in the U.S. for anyone who'd want to be on that show for a moment. Hell no! I would NOT be caught dead on Disney Channel. If I was so desperate for money & fame, I'd ask MTV to give me my own shit reality show. I'd want to be in some REAL Disney singing REAL Disney MUSIC like in Pocahontas, Mulan, Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs, Tangled, The Princess & the Frog, Aladdin, Beauty & the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Fantasia [2000], Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Pinocchio, & every other Disney animated movie! Well, except for the shit ones like Chicken Little, Bolt, & Meet The Robinsons (even though those are still better than Shake it Up & Disney channel).

And if you thought that just wasn't bad enough, the horrible writers of this "show" had to make a "joke" about eating disorders. I HAD to see it myself to believe, because at first I didn't want to (and seeing how men-spirited this show was in general it didn't surprise me). One character in this show, a popular talk show host or something, saw both ROcky & Cece & said, "You guys are so adorable! I could just eat you guys up...You know...If I ate." *Laugh box goes off*. Not only did this joke offend people with an actual eating disorder (including Demi Lovato who was once on that network), but it also offended people who DIDN'T have any disorders at all. So what, the writers expect kids to laugh at someone who has a serious disorder which not even the most insane of people would laugh at? It started a shitstorm of contreversey & since then the episode was removed EVERYWHERE, & shows later on with the joke removed (like that's going to make anyone forget).

And according to Lovato herself, this wasn't the first time the network has used eating disorder jokes. The shitty show So Random also had an eating disorder joke. This was also one of the reasons Demi Lovato left the network. You know a network's writers are doing something wrong when a girl who dealt with eating disorder calls you out on it.

So yeah, that's it. Why kids call this shit comedy, let alone music over something like iCarly is beyond me.