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Published: 2014-07-14 20:15:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 2429; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 4
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Description So there was this conversation on tumblr with icyboots, about psychotic laughters, and we agreed on how perfect Mini-Hojo Yazoo could be. (If he was intelligent enough, which I doubt.) Alas, I got inspired.
Using so much red on the little psycho family is no coincidence, grandpa prepared the lab rat.

Hojo, Yazoo, FFVII © SquareEnix
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Bluediamondpikachu83 [2021-03-21 03:51:05 +0000 UTC]

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FireIgnitus [2018-05-16 00:16:15 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOL

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KorNaXon In reply to FireIgnitus [2018-05-16 06:44:31 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like!

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heredia28 [2015-04-25 17:26:10 +0000 UTC]

im always thought he is awesome dad!

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KorNaXon In reply to heredia28 [2015-04-25 19:56:56 +0000 UTC]

I bet you did.

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AmandaUng1428 [2014-10-30 23:34:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh God !!

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KorNaXon In reply to AmandaUng1428 [2014-10-31 14:16:15 +0000 UTC]

Or Goddess!
Oh, Mother!

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AmandaUng1428 In reply to KorNaXon [2014-11-01 14:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Yazoo, don't listen to this crazy/evil scientist who ruined many lives !!

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KorNaXon In reply to AmandaUng1428 [2014-11-01 21:32:09 +0000 UTC]

But grampa gives me sweets... and teaches me how to laugh.

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AmandaUng1428 In reply to KorNaXon [2014-11-02 00:57:20 +0000 UTC]

He's not the person you think he is, he's more monster than you think, Yazoo !!

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KorNaXon In reply to AmandaUng1428 [2014-11-02 09:20:45 +0000 UTC]

I wonder whether Yazoo can surpass him in monstrosity.

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AmandaUng1428 In reply to KorNaXon [2014-11-02 11:52:27 +0000 UTC]

Can't Yazoo be better off with a normal, non-crazies life ?

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KorNaXon In reply to AmandaUng1428 [2014-11-02 20:41:06 +0000 UTC]

Depends on our headcanons, dear.  
For me it's not easy to imagine Yazoo having a normal life and being all sane. 
But I'd gladly listen to your ideas and headcanons.

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AmandaUng1428 In reply to KorNaXon [2014-11-02 23:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, I don't have any, just that I wish Yazoo had a different/normal/boring/safe life . (And also Sephiroth,Genesis, Loz and Kadaj.)

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2014-10-03 16:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Does it make me a jerk if I think this is cute?

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KorNaXon In reply to Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2014-10-03 17:38:28 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what it makes you, but a Mini-Yazoo must be a cutie. A have one on my keychain, he's adorable. ^^

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid In reply to KorNaXon [2014-10-04 21:05:40 +0000 UTC]

That's good. ^^
Really? Lucky~!

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sihi-crescent [2014-07-24 23:40:43 +0000 UTC]

*bursts off laughing*

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KorNaXon In reply to sihi-crescent [2014-07-25 05:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Thankie!
Poor labrat, and you're laughing.

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sihi-crescent In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-25 06:05:49 +0000 UTC]

I am XD

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riverotter7 [2014-07-19 01:14:05 +0000 UTC]

::looks around for the cupcake-shaped grenade::

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KorNaXon In reply to riverotter7 [2014-07-19 11:44:09 +0000 UTC]


What is that?

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riverotter7 In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-19 19:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Something I could sneak in on a muffin tray. the thought of that free-roaming slug Hojo just gives me the willies; so instead of the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch, I have mine muffin shaped; never mind the C-4 cookies.

An Otter has to protect herself somehow!

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Enide-Dear [2014-07-17 18:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Omg, flee from your tanks, Cloud and Zack! Flee for your lives and all attached limbs!

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KorNaXon In reply to Enide-Dear [2014-07-18 11:34:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm left alone here, at the mercy of a creepy kid.

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SparklinBurgndy [2014-07-17 00:17:16 +0000 UTC]

Baaaah! That's too creepy! XD

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KorNaXon In reply to SparklinBurgndy [2014-07-17 05:14:13 +0000 UTC]

I agree.

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MagicRat [2014-07-16 23:14:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Creepy yet adorable!

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KorNaXon In reply to MagicRat [2014-07-17 05:17:52 +0000 UTC]

Thankie! ^^

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ShadowHaloedAngel [2014-07-16 20:43:56 +0000 UTC]

....Yes. Yes. Perfect.

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KorNaXon In reply to ShadowHaloedAngel [2014-07-17 05:14:29 +0000 UTC]

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Lalivampony [2014-07-16 00:34:51 +0000 UTC]

all i can say is looooooooooooooooooooooooooools. 
I can just see it. "come my little minion in training... (pauses for dramatic coat swirl) let us away to the labs!"
He looks utterly psychotic but the kid looks kinda bored.  He just needs practice in letting his inner psycho manifest outside. ^.^ grampa will help.

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KorNaXon In reply to Lalivampony [2014-07-16 05:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Aaah, but Yazoo always looks like this! He is the male version of Wednesday Addams! ^^ Expect when he is shooting down helicopters in the air.
Thank you!

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DaughterOfMaat [2014-07-15 16:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh great, the 'scientist' has an heir to his work... We're doomed...

...Wait a minute??? Grandson??? Shouldn't it be 'son'? After all, Yazoo is a Remnant of Sephiroth, who happened to be Hojo's 'biological son' (even if I hate to admit that little tidbit...)

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KorNaXon In reply to DaughterOfMaat [2014-07-15 17:22:49 +0000 UTC]

Ah, nothing makes sense in this family. What did you expect? Sephiroth has two mothers, the Shinentai have no mothers for real, only their pretty heads stuffed with delusions set up by their idiotic creator. So if the creator can be considered a father, than Hojo is Yazoo's granddad. Since Yazoo's never been a child (sniff), no matter who Hojo was for him.
No logic in FF7 anyway, just think of gravity.

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DaughterOfMaat In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-15 18:05:28 +0000 UTC]

*Pondering on what you had just said/written* That's means from your POV, Sephiroth is the 'father'... I can see where this is going...

It's quite ironic that the Remnants referred to Cloud as Nii-san...Because due to Hojo's manipulation, Cloud is, in essence, the last remaining Pureblood Jenova Project S subject (as attested by Genesis himself) after Sephiroth's untimely demise (by Cloud's hand using Angeal's/Zack's Buster Sword)...But, I agreed. There's hardly any logic in FF7...At least, I can understand gravity (back when I was in 10th grade/ Form 4 in my country and beginning to learn Physics ) FF7 on the other hand? Can be a source of major headache, be it the game or trying to understand the relationship between the characters...Makes me want to return to FF1...

Sorry for the long rant/reply...

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KorNaXon In reply to DaughterOfMaat [2014-07-15 19:07:26 +0000 UTC]

The Shinentai use the word brother (and sister) in a more religious aspect, they don't refer to any blood-relation, like we do.
They consider everyone siblings who belong to Jenova, it's like a church.


"I can see where this is going..." I don't know what you mean.

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DaughterOfMaat In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-16 04:28:01 +0000 UTC]

...I just had this image of Cloud wearing Abel Nightroad's uniform from Trinity Blood...

Oh, please just ignore that part...I was referring to my own understanding as to why Yazoo is considered Hojo's grandson...

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Ariever [2014-07-15 04:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Hojo reminds me of Aya's father from the game Mad Father.

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KorNaXon In reply to Ariever [2014-07-15 04:46:39 +0000 UTC]

This one? fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/201…
Totally.

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Ariever In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-15 04:50:44 +0000 UTC]

YES.
I was expecting him to actually allow his child to get a head start and let him dissect little woodland creatures in his free time.
And the parent of the year award goes to....

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KorNaXon In reply to Ariever [2014-07-15 07:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Uhm... no idea, I'm not familiar with the game.

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Ariever In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-15 13:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Its really good, you should play it^^

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KennethArgento [2014-07-14 23:20:47 +0000 UTC]

oh lord, Hojo you creepy man, yazoo

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KorNaXon In reply to KennethArgento [2014-07-15 04:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!
I should keep myself away from the tablet so late in the evening.

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KennethArgento In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-15 17:18:16 +0000 UTC]

np my friend

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Laineyfantasy [2014-07-14 21:10:18 +0000 UTC]

hehehe! oooooh i do find hojo creepy! Yazoo looks very bored here too!

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KorNaXon In reply to Laineyfantasy [2014-07-14 21:16:37 +0000 UTC]

Thankie!
Well, Yazoo is saving his laughter for later, the fun hasn't started yet.
Two creeps. @.@

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Laineyfantasy In reply to KorNaXon [2014-07-15 17:51:05 +0000 UTC]

oooohhhhhh ><

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