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ok not *everyone* but it sounded funnier than “unusable crack kids” after all. So a bit back I had a request from someone for more “canon coupled” kids…but I don’t like half the canon couples…aw what the heck I did it anyways!

So KP presents crack kids that will never ever show up in her future fandom AT ALL!

….well ok, two might….

Be forewarned though, I didn’t put ANY thought into these at all ok I did, but not *serious* though

Dracul Wolf Clara son
Well the new Underworld is coming out soon, and they know what vamp/wolf hybrids look like! MH already ripped them off anyways so let’s continue with it!
Frannie Hyde Hankie daughter?
Frank Jekyll Jankie son?
These amuse me because I’d like to think they’re the same person new take on dad’s problem…YUS! On the side note, Frankie’s a living cadaver, can she even bare children?
Ghoullagher Deadovitch SloGho son
I love this guy ^^ he looks so cute and nerdy X3 also tried to find a name other than “Ghoulbert” for him since that was Ghoulia’s genderbent name
Scaremore Screams-Burns Larma human!son
Well I did a banshee girl, and a salamander boy, but Heath is also half human (IT IS CANON! HA! TY VIDEO GAME!) so what about a more human one? He’s basically like his dad, and being human doesn’t hinder him at all I like this design much more than Koal’s
Apep Gorgon Deeo son
I was running out of ideas…I like Roxi much more
Gillian Webber Goonie daughter
Again, running out of ideas…I like the twins much better
Maimie Devein Bram/Gory daughter
And still, was running out of ideas, there aren’t many *canon* couples you know. I sorta liked her, being prissy but wearing pants. Idk Her name was supposed to be a parody of “Mimi” since “maim” and “gore” sorta go together…again, idk and idrc

Hu…just sorta realized o could’ve done Holt/Octa…that was a *canon* pairing after all…meh

So hurray the crack kids continues! And that should feed everyone’s desire for *canon* couples. Back to our regularly scheduled pointless crack and OC couples

Check out the prior installments for more crack fun:

Monster High © Mattel
All these crack kid designs and names are mine

Description
ok not *everyone* but it sounded funnier than “unusable crack kids” after all. So a bit back I had a request from someone for more “canon coupled” kids…but I don’t like half the canon couples…aw what the heck I did it anyways!

So KP presents crack kids that will never ever show up in her future fandom AT ALL!

….well ok, two might….

Be forewarned though, I didn’t put ANY thought into these at all ok I did, but not *serious* though

Dracul Wolf Clara son
Well the new Underworld is coming out soon, and they know what vamp/wolf hybrids look like! MH already ripped them off anyways so let’s continue with it!
Frannie Hyde Hankie daughter?
Frank Jekyll Jankie son?
These amuse me because I’d like to think they’re the same person new take on dad’s problem…YUS! On the side note, Frankie’s a living cadaver, can she even bare children?
Ghoullagher Deadovitch SloGho son
I love this guy ^^ he looks so cute and nerdy X3 also tried to find a name other than “Ghoulbert” for him since that was Ghoulia’s genderbent name
Scaremore Screams-Burns Larma human!son
Well I did a banshee girl, and a salamander boy, but Heath is also half human (IT IS CANON! HA! TY VIDEO GAME!) so what about a more human one? He’s basically like his dad, and being human doesn’t hinder him at all I like this design much more than Koal’s
Apep Gorgon Deeo son
I was running out of ideas…I like Roxi much more
Gillian Webber Goonie daughter
Again, running out of ideas…I like the twins much better
Maimie Devein Bram/Gory daughter
And still, was running out of ideas, there aren’t many *canon* couples you know. I sorta liked her, being prissy but wearing pants. Idk Her name was supposed to be a parody of “Mimi” since “maim” and “gore” sorta go together…again, idk and idrc

Hu…just sorta realized o could’ve done Holt/Octa…that was a *canon* pairing after all…meh

So hurray the crack kids continues! And that should feed everyone’s desire for *canon* couples. Back to our regularly scheduled pointless crack and OC couples

Check out the prior installments for more crack fun:

Monster High © Mattel
All these crack kid designs and names are mine