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Published: 2007-03-31 08:27:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 117607; Favourites: 1757; Downloads: 2400
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Part of Jesus week over at Explosm. Corn is importantIf you plan on bitching about religion, don't bother viewing this.
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it;s from the life of Brian. Actually.
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Church Bulletin(THIS IS REAL!)
Today's morning sermon: Jesus walks on the water
Tonight: Searching for Jesus
lol I'm a Christian, but I find this funnier thanwatching peoples reactions to showing off mah belleh!! >8D Yes, I'm a chubby guy.
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Always look on the bright side of life...*whistles*
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BAHAHAA! Wow... I agree with rei-breifs down below me.. Being raised as a Christian and all....
I found this to be pretty friggin hilarious. *wipes tear*
Oooohhh the giult...
Ohwell... I'm sure Jesus is getting some kick out of reading Kris's comics too.
Whether they are brutal or not. ;]
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Love it! Good idea to actually make a scarecrow like that
Funny how the religious are asking for respect here...
What you believe in doesn't even [b]tolerate[/b] other religions or the freemindedness of discarding religion, let alone respect it.
I tolerate religion (barely), no respect to be found in there...
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So Jesus is hanging out on the cross. He calls out to the crowd, "Peter? Are you there?"
Peter rushes toward Jesus, but is thrown to the ground by the gaurds.
Again, Jesus calls out to him, "Peter, please come before me."
Peter attempts again, but is beaten and ridiculed by the guards.
Jesus calls out a third time, "Peter, please, my dying words are for you."
Peter rushes the guards and by some miracle gets past them, drops to his knees, and asks Jesus, "How can I serve you lord?"
Jesus looks deep into his disciples eyes and says, "Peter, I can see your house from here."
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omg that so freakin funny
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lol! "i can see your house from here" romans sure were crazy when it came to the death sentence. i mean, is the electric chair worse than crucifixion?
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Hmmm. I think the French were the cruelest. Have you ever seen those ancient pictures of botched guillotine deaths? Hahhaa! Or how the pirates would rape and village coat towns and leave people hanging from light posts on fire!
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so... is the electric chair worse than the cross? i mean, criminals can do bad, but do they deserve to die that way?
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Uhm. Iono. I don't really believe in the death sentence anyway. Like, if you're killing somebody, they're dead no matter how "humane" the method. I think the cross would be way worse though. Just because it took so freaking long to die.
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you think someone would get bored when crucified?
(3 hours after anonymous criminal has been crucified)
AC: I'm bored. Can someone shock me so that I don't engage in musical number with the other cruci-fees?
(Life of Brian reference)
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Thanks. That's my favorite Jesus joke.
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Now that is comedy, congrats mr wilson ^_^
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one of the comments below says that harry potter is ficition and to not compare it with christianity.
i am deeply sorry if you feel that way, see i follow harry potter as a religious leader..
BE NICE NOW, IM OFFENDED AT THIS PERSON CALLING MY PROPHET A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
-dramatically weeps in a corner-
yeah, i love this comic. :]
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OMG ROFL OMG YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU MADE FUN OF SOMETHING WE INVENTED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO TO EXPLAIN THUNDER AND LIGHTNING REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT
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O.o ROFL !!!
why do people worship a full grow man wairing a diaper?
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Oh. My gosh. No wonder Jesus came back as a zombie in your comics and attacks the same dude (or at least a poor relative)...
And yet.. it rocks.. its not funny.. but im smiling..
DARN YOU KRIS FOR CORRUPTING ME!!
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Even as a Christian born and raised... I laughed a little harder than I should when I saw this |D
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BAHA! I know what you mean. i feel bad for laughing, but it is is hilarious.
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It works better with dead babies. I don't know what it is about them, but apparently the smell repels the crows :S
btw, I was offended
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I actually have a muslim friend who didnt even find that funny...
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"everytime i see jesus up on that cross, i cant help but think, that he looks kind of hot"
SORRY this hilarious comic triggered a south park quote. X___x
great comic though, it cracked me up XD
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FUCK I HOPE SOME RELIGIOUS PEOPLE SEE THIS! HAHAHAHAHA!
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People you have no idea how much I love explosm ^^.The first 5 comics I saw were frow Kris ^^.
Jesus sucks even in being a scarecrow xD
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People you have no idea how much I love explosm ^^.The first 5 comics I saw were frow Kris ^^.
Jesus sucks even in being a scarecrow xD
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Funny stuff, like it really matters.... its Religion anyway
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wow...the people who comment this saying 'oh whine whine whine i dont laugh at this cause blah blah frickitey blah' make me laugh because this is a joke and they need to get over themselves! its funny!
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lol i really like your religion jokes, lol
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Jesus thinks this is funny, and all you fanatics know it.
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I am currently roaringly masturbating to the dead guy on cross.
That is how awesome this pic is.
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dude.....make sure you stop roaring before you finish 0_o
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The bright side of atheism; you can laugh at any good religion joke.
2 thumbs up.
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