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The Zombie Savior and myself both wish you a Happy EasterRelated content
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lol awsome! Jesus is my fav fairy tale character!^^
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Un, no to be rude, but Jesus is not a fairy tale character, he is real.
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maybe in your skitzophrenic world, jesus is a storybook character you moron
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he was real but not the son of god, just a conjurer (athiest/buddist)
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if you want to believe he exists, then fine, in your perspective, he does...but no in mine nor in other atheists. lets not start a relgious debate here XP
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well he did exist in history as a person, there's just some dispute of if he performed miracles and resurrected himself and whatnot.
...Do atheists still get easter baskets and chocolate and candies? I hope so.
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haha, yes. we still celebrate christmas and easter and all of that. christmas just becomes the holiday of giving and easter becomes the holiday of eggs.
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wow i just replied to a wicked old post. Sorry guyss
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Well Zombie Jesus is real to me and I find your blasphemy comments offensive. Take them back now.
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no, because jesus is not a zombie, he is alive and well
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Perhaps by YOUR beliefs a man god can suffer a few hours on a cross and spend a few days in the grave to pay for the eternity of death and suffering owed to mankind but in MY view, Jesus must suffer eternally as a zombie in order to pay the cost of eternal damnation. IF you read your Bible you will see that the mortal wounds which caused Jesus to die were never healed when he was raised. Thomas even stuck his hand in them. Therefore, with unheald, mortal wounds, the risen Lord MUST be a zombie.
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so, if jesus suffers eternally as a zombie, then where is that zombie now? huh?
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where is 'jesus' in the first place >__> you don't even have proof of that...
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*Laughs at your interference and interferes too, it's fun*
INTERFERENCE. YOU ALL SHOP AT TESCO! Damn you Tesco shoppers. Beware Tesco.
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Your icon. I love it.
And I am interfering~ with a very old post.
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...tesco? yes, interfearence is fun, just call me paracitic static.
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Lol. Do you not know of Tesco? If you don't I can tell you.
English guys know Tesco. *Shudder*
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no, i don't know what it is...
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OK, Tesco is a huge supermarket in the UK, and is like ... EVERYWHERE. You cannot walk a few metres down a street without seeing a Tesco metro or Tesco fuel stop or Tesco HUGE Supermarket or an advert for Tesco somewhere. TESCO IS EVERYWHERE. > [link] < Tesco is invading earth. I think last summer they set up a place somewhere in LA that was Tesco and if they get popular in America then the world will be domed to the unpenatratable power of ... TESCO!!!1
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He hangs out with with Lazarus and all the other zombies raised at the same time (see Matthew 27:51-53), as since the Bible clearly states that you can only die once (see Hebrews 9:27) they're not going anywhere until judgement day.
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well then where are the other zombie? huh
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so your saying that the saviour is in hell, so that means you beleive th\at when you die, you will go to hell? is that it?
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no, i don't believe that at all, your "savior" is in hell, my theory is complicated and i'm still working on it, but yes.
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I know this is a (really) old comment, but your argument is the best one I have read for a long time. *applause*
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Thank you. It is never too late for complements. Most people leave it til you're dead so you're not doing too badly.
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Well then, it's good to know I'm getting ahead of the crowd. ^_^
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I can see it now. My funeral live on stickam with comments like: "Back in 2008 he made a really good arguement about something."
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"It was the best argument some random person had ever heard for a long time."
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"I was going to *applause* but the comment was (really) old."
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no, no, no, he is in heaven and seated on the right hand of the father almighty from where he will judge the living and the dead
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So you do believe in Zombie Jesus?
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no, because he is alive in heaven
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yeah, but according to christians, heaven is where DEAD people go.
I don't think we should force our opinions on people either. It's not like i go around saying that EVERYONE should belive in reincarnation. We should all just chill, it's a joke that should be taken lightly.
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Are his mortal wounds healed now or are they, as the bible describes?
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its is as the bible describes nut thats is to show that he is really risen from the dead
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Wow, good job proving yourself to be a closed-minded Christian. May Jesus love you and your closed eyes, amen.
Its a work of Kris Wilson, so get back to your day job and STOP PREACHING, because no one cares.
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If he still has unhealed, mortal wounds which did in fact kill him and yet walks, breathes, talks and eats then he is an animated corpse. If, when the centurian jabbed him in the side, the 'water' that came out was limph, proving the his heart had stopped, and the state of no heartbeat was not healed then his body is dead. Since there is still a hole in his side there is no reason to believe that his heart has been reactivated as this would have the effect of a perpetual jushing fountain of blood spilling from his side, hands and feet; a detail gross enough to be included in the Bible. If there in no heartbeat and no bloodflow, his body is technically dead. Even if it has been preserved and avoiding decomposition over all these years by being posessed by a spirit, it is definitely a dead thing.
Coincidentally, since touching a dead thing would make the spirit unclean, it is impossible that the posessing spirit could be considered holy.
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