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kris-wilson — Easter 3 by-nc-nd [NSFW]

Published: 2008-03-24 01:45:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 188921; Favourites: 4581; Downloads: 2221
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Description The Zombie Savior and myself both wish you a Happy Easter
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cacai230 In reply to ??? [2008-10-18 05:35:26 +0000 UTC]

so you do not beleive that jesus christ is holy? hahahahaha

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jamindavey In reply to cacai230 [2008-10-18 22:53:25 +0000 UTC]

Please read the statement again least you look foolish. Jesus is dead. The dead cannot taint themselves because they are dead. It is entirely possible to be dead and holy; just look at the temple sacrifices. It is the posessing spirit that cannot be holy for it is in contact with the dead and holy Jesus.

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zxJayColdxz In reply to ??? [2008-10-13 22:45:01 +0000 UTC]

I worship you.

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jamindavey In reply to zxJayColdxz [2008-10-14 10:12:03 +0000 UTC]

I accept sacrifices in blood and money orders.

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zxJayColdxz In reply to jamindavey [2008-10-14 20:28:48 +0000 UTC]

I'll get right on it, master.

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jamindavey In reply to zxJayColdxz [2008-10-15 04:42:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh, and some virgins would be good. Don't kill them. Mildly sedated and left outside my door will be fine.

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memecki-yahvwayla In reply to jamindavey [2008-10-16 19:43:00 +0000 UTC]

which door? and must i sedate myself?

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jamindavey In reply to memecki-yahvwayla [2008-10-18 22:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Third door on the left. Sedation is optional. You may remain concious as long as you promise not to scream too much.

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memecki-yahvwayla In reply to jamindavey [2008-10-18 23:18:51 +0000 UTC]

hmmm, no, that is the kid who killed his little sister, surely not you?(is in a home for diphus)
otherwise i'd be there

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jamindavey In reply to memecki-yahvwayla [2008-10-19 10:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh no. I didn't kill the sister. I just dared him to. Anyway, I've got his room now and he's sleeping in his sister's old room when he's home.

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memecki-yahvwayla In reply to jamindavey [2008-10-19 14:42:04 +0000 UTC]

eh... yeah sure ok.

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Meioma In reply to ??? [2008-08-11 15:35:19 +0000 UTC]

Maybe to you

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cacai230 In reply to Meioma [2008-08-13 11:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Yah maybe to me, AND the whole Christian Comunity.

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Meioma In reply to cacai230 [2008-08-13 12:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Eh, don't care

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Ixyra In reply to ??? [2008-07-26 06:27:03 +0000 UTC]

you will draw jesus crucified on gumbie.

/youwilldoit/

(dude ithoughtiwaswatchiongyou wtf)

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bubbleystar In reply to ??? [2008-07-15 20:06:31 +0000 UTC]

hahaha i love it

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iheartjen In reply to ??? [2008-07-15 04:23:02 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHOXDGFAJHFWEIHSH

this is great!

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sara-bella-snowwhite In reply to ??? [2008-07-03 20:39:51 +0000 UTC]

haha... the second to last window is hilarious! The poor guy's face!

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nekoshema In reply to ??? [2008-06-18 18:28:15 +0000 UTC]

nice. anyone who laughed at this has been damned to hell. see you there! lol, zombie jesus turned my tears into wine, lmao.

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321newbie123 In reply to ??? [2008-06-17 14:12:21 +0000 UTC]

This is hilarious. Your comics are pure genius. I shall spend the day laughing at your gallery . Keep up the great work

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PeichenPhilip In reply to ??? [2008-06-11 01:47:18 +0000 UTC]

OMG!
Super!

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Tamashiii In reply to ??? [2008-06-03 20:04:29 +0000 UTC]

peeing wine sounds like fun to me

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ibisu In reply to ??? [2008-05-28 04:11:03 +0000 UTC]

Zombie jesus PWN XD

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UnlimitedAngel In reply to ??? [2008-05-16 00:13:48 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Miracle-overloading In reply to ??? [2008-05-07 15:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Why didn't he just run?

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nameless-moonlight In reply to Miracle-overloading [2008-05-17 20:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Because then it wouldn't be hilarious.

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Ouji-chan In reply to nameless-moonlight [2008-05-24 17:51:13 +0000 UTC]

i'm was gonna say the same thing lol

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BlutigerTod In reply to ??? [2008-05-04 00:41:30 +0000 UTC]

XDD I love your zombie Jesus.

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rockpunk92 In reply to ??? [2008-04-30 23:19:25 +0000 UTC]

I laughed out loud again...I wonder how that affected my soul.....

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Mercgilado In reply to ??? [2008-04-26 02:11:24 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of Tool. In H, the serpent turned his piss into wine, or at least was looking to.

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Narcissis-stock In reply to ??? [2008-04-25 02:53:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha I didn't get to get on DA on Easter but I totally thought about Zombie Jesus!

Me loves it. (: I do. (:

Happy Belated Zombie Jesus Day!

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Linkman42807 In reply to ??? [2008-04-20 17:22:56 +0000 UTC]

zombie jesus is such a nice undead guy

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Domnix In reply to ??? [2008-04-19 03:09:43 +0000 UTC]

O.o..................

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Thine-WALLOP-Thee In reply to ??? [2008-04-14 15:10:55 +0000 UTC]

omg...lol...

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IRAJELLYBEAN In reply to ??? [2008-04-13 20:37:00 +0000 UTC]

You. Are my hero.

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Elgaris In reply to ??? [2008-04-11 13:28:20 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what wine is it.

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Day-Dreamer07 In reply to ??? [2008-04-10 14:03:43 +0000 UTC]

That's so dark! Its amazing.

bravo.

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LinkNIvy In reply to ??? [2008-04-09 20:09:26 +0000 UTC]

XD

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JaredBond In reply to ??? [2008-04-09 13:55:33 +0000 UTC]

Most funny.

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zinawinarox In reply to ??? [2008-04-08 19:35:20 +0000 UTC]

lolz...

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RomanianTwilight In reply to ??? [2008-04-08 14:30:50 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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ShikuroxKanno In reply to ??? [2008-04-07 06:26:04 +0000 UTC]

it came earily this year, didn't it?

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ChildHoodLover In reply to ??? [2008-04-06 21:03:53 +0000 UTC]

noooo, it's raptor jesus

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PiggysandCupcakes In reply to ??? [2008-04-06 20:23:43 +0000 UTC]

lol why dosn't he just run? hahaha ZOMBIE JESUS

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Animagladius In reply to ??? [2008-04-06 18:24:19 +0000 UTC]

rofl

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MLZ In reply to ??? [2008-04-06 08:37:26 +0000 UTC]

I bet that he runs faster with that bunny hood on

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KalineReine In reply to ??? [2008-04-06 00:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Well, he WAS resurrected, so technically he is/was a zombie. >.< The dude was happy when he died... Wow.

P.S.: My ass is gone now, I laughed it off too much at your comic, this is great, man!

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Kahori-neko In reply to ??? [2008-04-05 23:13:42 +0000 UTC]

blasphemy was never so funny dammit I'm going to hell too...T~T

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Rebelegade In reply to ??? [2008-04-04 22:15:08 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Hentai-Sweetie In reply to ??? [2008-04-04 15:59:22 +0000 UTC]

Zombie Jesus needs a movie done about him.

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