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Kris1802 — Yaoi Compilation Vol. 2 [NSFW]
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Description WARNING: Contains heavy yaoi/ shounen ai DON'T LIKE DON'T READ if you like then enjoy ^^

Vol 2


Konan looked at the calendar in front of her
" So... the next to be back should be...." A wide grin spread through her face as she grabbed a white covered cd, rushing towards the living room.
She already know what to do. Giggling like a school girl she was coming back to her closet, when suddenly a door on her right opened
" Konan, where are you going?" Asked Pein, on the doorway of his office.
" Nowhere, why?" She said promptly... if Pein should find out what she was doing in the closet.....
" Oh... just... it's been a while since you last came to look for me" He said, a questioning look on his face.. usually the girl was always around him, complaining about lack of attention and other things.
" Really?" Konan asked whit an innocent smile " oh... I... find an interesting book to read!"
" In the last two months??" Now he was becoming suspicious
- Think fast girl, think fast- " Yea... well.. Is the saga of Shannara... you know... fourteen books..." a nervous smile came out whit the words.
Pein shoot her one last doubtful look, before turning to come back into the office " Anyway, I've finished my paperwork today..." he muttered
She blinked her eyes a couple of times, then followed him in the office, smiling.
He was her boyfriend after all.

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" That damn kunoichi must've been really mad for trying to cut off your hair!" Said Kisame, entering the lair
" Stop reminding me that..." Muttered Itachi, passing a hand through the long black locks.
You could eat his dango's, steal his hair conditionator, even call him weasel, and there were still some chances to survive, but trying to cut his hair.... that was just.... oh, come on, in the Akatsuki there were ( or at least there were supposed to be) the worst bastards in the world, and no one had ever even thought to cut Itachi's hair ( or Deidara's and Hidan's)... there must have been a reason!
" The problem's that we needed to kidnapp her, not turn her to a bloody pulp, mind telling me how we can explain this to Leader?" The shark was damn right.
Itachi muttered something in his monotone, heading to Pein's office.
They came out one hour later, the ears still full of Leader's shouts
" I'm going to cut off you HEAD if you fail a mission again!!"
" He says this all the times...." Grunted Kisame, shutting the door, before following Itachi down to the hallway.
" Hey, wait a sec!" The shark said, passing in front of the living room " I wanna pick up some books to read"
" You don't have the time, we leave again tomorrow evening" Said the Weasel
His partner ignored him, walking to the bookcase in said room.
He quickly choose a couple of books, and was turning to leave, when he noticed an anonymous cd laying on the shelf.
As curiosity overtook him he picked it up, reading the cover " Y compilation vol 2"
- well some good music could put Itachi on the mood....- he thought, a wild grin on his face
" What's that?" asked Itachi, merely glancing at the cd
" Uh.. i found it..." Kisame answered shrugging
The Uchiha rised a brow, saying nothing.
Soon they reached their room.
Without a word Itachi took the cd from the shark's hand and entered the bathroom " I shower first" Muttered, closing the door.
He started to undress, enjoying the feeling of his hair brushing his bare back - that damn kunoichi...- He thought, then he heard a noise from behind him
" Get out, Kisame" He said " we don't have the time for this"
Looking like a beaten puppy the shark turned back, exiting the room.
From the other side of the door the Uchiha could ear his partner bitching about missions every other day.
Shooking his head ( and his still long hair) he turned the water of the shower, and turned to the stereo.
Now you're wondering why they have a stereo in the bathroom. Well, Kisame was a shark, and he still had some animal instinct, like biting things, feeling the smell of blood and missing the ocean. So he had taken the habit to full the tube with water and put salt in it while listening to a cd that reproduced the sound of the sea.
And now Itachi was putting the Y compilation right in that stereo.
He pressed play and stepped into the shower.
A strange music fill the room. Itachi knew the song, and soon he started to feel something different from the usual one, something in the rythm maybe? the words were the same, and so the timing, but why he started to feel weird? very weird! Strange thoughts hit his mind. he shook his head, as if he was trying to send them away, but they were becoming stronger. Itachi tryed to oppose with all his strenght, but the compilation was strongher.
In a flash he came out of the shower and stopped the music. But it wasn't going away, it was like he had it playing right in his head.

Kisame, after his failed attempt to screw the weasel, was lying in bed, shirtless, reading one of the books he had taken from the living room. He heard the music start, then a few minutes later, he heard it stop.
This was strange. Itachi couldn't have already finished, not after the hair accident, and surely he couldn't have changed his mind about being screwed, he couldn't, right?
The door of the bathroom slowly opened.
Kisame's jaw dropped.
Itachi stood there, completely naked and still wet from the shower, twisting the wet locks around his fingers " Where is my sharky?" He called in a girlish voice.
The shark forced his eyes to look at Itachi's face, and shook his head. He wasn't seeing this, he wasn't seeing this, there was no way in the hell this was happening, - It must be an hallucination- he thought simply, going back to his book.
Itachi opened his eyes wide, in a very teatral way, before moving towards his partner. Resoluted to get his attention he pulled out the book from Kisame's hands, and crawled on his bed.
" Oh, come on... I wanna play whit my sharky!!!" He pouted, climbing to the Shark's lap on his hands and knees, till his face was inches from his partner's.
Without a word Kisame lifted his hand to touch the Uchiha's forehead. Strange, the temperature was right, maybe was Itachi the one with hallucinations?
Sick of being ignored Itachi did as the music told him, and put his hands on the shark's shoulders, leaning forward and nibbling his lip.
Kisame stayed still, but felt his self control disappear faster and faster. Itachi pulled back, sitting on his partner's lap, and gave him the best ukeish look in the world "please, chibi-sharky?"
Said shark almost fainted. Hallucination or not, he couldn't ignore this anymore.
He rolled them over so that he was o top of the Uchiha, a wild grin on his face " I don't know who the hell you are and what you've done to my Itachi, but right now I couldn't care less" He growled, leaning down and kissing him. Itachi gladly opened his mouth, giving entrance to the shark's tongue, moaning into the kiss.
As they broke away for air Kisame attacked his neck, biting down were he knew the Uchiha had his most sensitive spot. Encouraged by the gasps and moans he get as answer he slowly bit down long his collarbone, before coming back to his neck. Moaning Itachi pulled him into a teeth crashing kiss. " Kisame..." He breathed when they broke away.
The shark didn't needed words, the lust in the eyes of his partner was enough to let him know what the weasel wanted.
He placed three fingers on Itachi's lips " suck" He ordered. The elder Uchiha did as instructed, and while his tongue wrapped around each finger his hands make their way to his partner's waistband, pulling down his pants and boxers,in one swift motion. The shark aswered by brushing Itachi's erection, and as the weasel moaned he took his fingers back, quickly sliding in one finger. The Uchiha moaned as he insert the second finger, than Kisame made a scissoring motion and thrusted the third in. He started to move his fingers around, looking for the right spot inside Itachi " Fuck!" There it was.
Itachi whimpered when the shark removed his fingers, but soon replaced them with his cock. " Ready?" Asked. Itachi nodded, and he trusted in, slowly enough to let the Uchiha adjust. When Itachi started to fidget, he pulled back, then thrusted back in. He soon started to slam into the Uchiha as hard and fast as he could.
Itachi laced his arms around the shark's neck, lifting his hips and meeting the shark's thrusts half way. He screamed in ecstasy when his sweet spot was hitten two times harder than usual.
They kept a steady rythm for a while, Itachi screaming louder every time his prostate was hitten.
Sudenly his eyes opened wide and he screamed his lover's name, exploding all over their stomachs. With a few more thrusts Kisame climaxed deep within him.
Trying to catch his breath Kisame rolled them over, so that the Uchiha was on his chest, looking at his parner. Itachi had his hair still wet from the shower, all plastered to his face, a pleased look on his face, breathing heavily.
" Itachi..." Asked Kisame, passing a hand trought the weasel's hair, a loving look on his face
" mmmh... I love my sharky!" Muttered Itachi, before falling asleep.
- Weird...- thought Kisame, still passing his hand through his hair.

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Konan stared at the screen in front of her, a tissue pressed against her nose, a serious look on her face.
- Mmmmh... so the compilation can also interfere with the behaviour...- she thought, taking another tissue to clean up the rest of her nosebleed -interesting.... even if I've never thought it could have such a strong collateral effect, it made Itachi call Kisame chibi-sharky...- She start giggling at the thought, covering her mouth to muffle the sound.

Pein froze while opening his office's door.
He hadn't just heard a giggle come fron the closet, had he?
Shooking his head he entered the room and closed the door behind him.
"Konan's right, all this paperwors is making me insane" he said in a low tone, sitting at his table and shooting a look to the calendar
- i wonder what's taking Kakuzu and Hidan so long, they should have been here by now- He thought, starting again with his paperwork.
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Comments: 30

kishi-kishi [2010-12-17 20:58:37 +0000 UTC]

Yaoi. enough said.

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aneko-chan1 [2009-12-20 23:40:13 +0000 UTC]

*drool* lol, chibi-sharky! wanna read more, want a nosebleed and faint plz!i need yaoi; i'm crazy about it! kukukuku...

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ShikamaruFanGirl1234 [2009-07-25 22:51:28 +0000 UTC]

awsome i need more yaoi anyway i got a question is there gona be a third volume cause that would rock

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Okane-chan [2009-07-21 13:57:03 +0000 UTC]

I've read the two vol before comment and adding to my favorites, and this one is. . . HOT, AGAIN !!!
For Jashin's sake you must want to kill me with this story OO!
Thanks again *.* !

(sorry for my bad english, I'm french ><' )

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Palook [2009-07-01 06:58:49 +0000 UTC]

really good lol! they make me laugh alot! p.s....are you actually talking about real books called the saga of shannara?

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Palook In reply to Palook [2009-07-01 07:08:51 +0000 UTC]

....cause they're good books and if you read them too, I think that you're OOBER awesome lol

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itachilover5500 [2009-04-26 04:32:41 +0000 UTC]

omg i had a great idea you need to make konan SO horny that she sneaks up on(maybe itachi and kisame or deidara and sasori)doing it!!!!!say that pein almost caught her and she had to run into a random room...she didn't notice what room she was in until she hears gasps and moans coming from the bed whatever couple fall out of the bed....then konan get's BUSTED!!!! i can't think of an ending could you please write this for me????? or i'll just have to get itachi's sharky to have a little talk with you!!!!!

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Gar-a-ash [2009-02-10 02:10:46 +0000 UTC]

You need to write more. I love this, and the zombie pair is going to be funny, I bet. What kind of mayhem will you wreak next?

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bennyhaha2 [2008-11-15 12:21:23 +0000 UTC]

You do realise that the prostate is a part of the penis right? lol

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Peinisgod [2008-07-17 13:20:55 +0000 UTC]

I need more!

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Kris1802 In reply to Peinisgod [2008-07-18 09:09:46 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked it!!!!

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Akatsuki-no-hikari [2008-07-13 03:15:37 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh, the HAIR?!?!? THE HAIR!?!?! Who The Hell Did Try To Touch The Hair?!?! this what soooo a great idea, i love it! lol

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Kris1802 In reply to Akatsuki-no-hikari [2008-07-13 17:34:56 +0000 UTC]

The damn kunoichi... is always her fault!!!!!

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Akatsuki-no-hikari In reply to Kris1802 [2008-07-13 20:16:40 +0000 UTC]

ya. fortunately shes dead!

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sasukex4xeva [2008-06-25 15:49:25 +0000 UTC]

ohmyjashin... konan you sly bitch! lol. loooove it!!!

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sasodeifan101 [2008-06-17 20:06:40 +0000 UTC]

Awesome ^^ Loved it

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Kris1802 In reply to sasodeifan101 [2008-06-27 09:28:45 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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sasodeifan101 In reply to Kris1802 [2008-07-21 15:21:55 +0000 UTC]

Very Welcome

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xsasoxdeix [2008-05-12 00:33:22 +0000 UTC]

i don't why but, itachi saying "where is my sharkie?" is kinda like a turn on. it is just so hot!
great chapter -two thumbs up-

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Kris1802 In reply to xsasoxdeix [2008-05-12 11:57:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!!!

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xsasoxdeix In reply to Kris1802 [2008-05-13 04:53:45 +0000 UTC]

welocme @o@

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Lucy300 [2008-05-09 01:20:25 +0000 UTC]

CHIBI SHARKIE! ^3^

I love it , Konan is officially the True Yaoi Queen!

Can't wait to see what happens with our beloved zombie team ;D

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Kris1802 In reply to Lucy300 [2008-05-12 11:56:29 +0000 UTC]

You'll see... When I get rid of my absurdly big amount of homework....
*sigh sigh*

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pineapplejuicebox [2008-05-07 23:24:47 +0000 UTC]

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!

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pineapplejuicebox In reply to pineapplejuicebox [2008-05-11 23:15:16 +0000 UTC]

its very lovely, i enjoyed it (i think i made that
obvious. . . but. . .)
umm. . . please read my fanfics.
i think three people have read it know. . . probably more but. . . anyways.

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Kris1802 In reply to pineapplejuicebox [2008-05-08 13:04:02 +0000 UTC]

really? thanks

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xotakux2002x [2008-05-07 23:01:55 +0000 UTC]

chibi-sharky!! XD
great chapter, but poor neglected pein. oh well, that's what he gets for taking away yaoi time

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Kris1802 In reply to xotakux2002x [2008-05-08 13:17:04 +0000 UTC]

Right! Maybe if he'll sped more time with Konan (hentai time) He would learn to respect yaoi time!

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xotakux2002x In reply to Kris1802 [2008-05-11 04:28:27 +0000 UTC]

maybe. but not likely XD

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naruto199511 In reply to xotakux2002x [2008-12-12 12:05:56 +0000 UTC]

anythings possible.

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