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krrobar — ask a stupid question...
Published: 2009-02-05 23:26:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 838; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 2
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...and die. Maybe. Customers, please think before you let your mouth make noises.latest comic here [link]
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Haha! That happens to me all the time! To help out with my brother, every now and then I help him sell alpacas (animals kinda like Llamas) at fairs and such and by mid afternoon we are both ready to stab someone for the amount of conversations that go "Look honey its a Llama!" "No m'mam it is an Alpaca, different than a Llama." "Oh isn't the little Llama cute!" *place head banging here* or other conversations such as "Hey where are you guys from?" *My bro and I look at the GIANT banner hanging right in front of us that has are address in huge letters on it than we reply "Hey do you like to read? Reading is fun! Why don't you try it out by READING the FREAKING BANNER!" I think anyone would agree if we killed it would be because of insanity!
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I claim temporary insanity a lot
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Oh I just claim temporary sanity, it saves time.
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Hah! I work in a pharmacy (drugstore?) and this happens a lot. One lady comes up to the counter (with all the painkillers in clear view behind it, on special, in pharmacy) and asks me if we sell painkillers. Or the American bloke that asked, in all seriousness, if we knew where he could find a drugstore.
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Oh my... That takes a special type of stupid
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I think he didn't know Australian drugsotres are called pharmacies... but there were drugs everywhere, so you'd think... eh.
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American drugstores have pharmacies too... that guy probably just has problems.
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thanks! It's something I think might actually happen somewhere out in the retail workforce
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you know you might be on to something there. i mean anyone can ask a stupid question, so it really has global potential.
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I like to take them to the cooking section.
Because they are NEVER looking for the cookbook section.
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Haha. Instead of resulting in murder and or cannibalism (which I somehow got from that) you could always just give a stupid answer.
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But that means bringing myself down to there level... killing is much more classy
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kill away then.
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For some reason the words "Die like you mean it" came into my head while reading this... mostly the authors comments... so yeah...
DIE! DIE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
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thanks!! it's a good thing too... otherwise, you probably wouldn't read them
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I have the enviable, high pay, jet-set lifestyle of working in McDonalds.
I don't think I'll ever understand what was going through the mind of the customer who asked, in all seriousness, if we served food.
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tell them you rent it out and come back later to collect another payment
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Ok so it may seem like I'm copying you with my next weeks comic, but I swear I drew it days ago! Lol massive funny.
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it's retail, we're bound to have very similar comic ideas.
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true that. Stupid people are universal.
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When I worked at my town's library, I got asked CONSTANTLY if I worked there. While I was actively shelving books...or pushing a cart full of them...
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while wearing a name tag and dressed to company standards too I bet. What's up with them customers, eh?
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I wish. My town's library is so dumb that that they don't have us wear even a color-code. OR a tag. I love the lax dress code, but I think we should have tags that read "student shelver" or something. We aren't even SUPPOSED to help the dumb patrons, I got in trouble about three times for doing so, because all we're supposed to do is act dumb and point them to the "reference desk". Heck half the time at least, the patron (and VERY FEW patrons followed the point to the desk, most just left... 
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I used to get the classic 'Is this where I check out?'
Irritating
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If it's not that, they walk up to you, toss the book at your face and expect the magic to happen without a word of thanks.
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Is this another strip?
Yeah, i hate when that happens ( the killing thing)
Buyers could be really dumbs sometimes
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they never think first, ask question second. It would save a lot of lives if they did...
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I like how your cowlick goes all jagged before you kill.
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It's like when a cat's ears go back. An early warning sign of danger
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over and over and over.... how many people have to die?!
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is there a stupid zone or something that people walk into when they go to a store?
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yes its those piller thingys that beep when a shoplifter walk through.
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that sort of makes sense actually
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