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Or not...

Kungfubellydancer was exploring her deep, moist caves when she chanced upon the Tentaspy, who captured her in his great, powerful tentacles. "Trespassers are mine to devour!" He said.

Kungfubellydancer looked around, and then responded, "right, well, if I see any trespassers, I'll let them know. Hey, wanna play poker?"

After having lived many lonely years down in the deep moist caverns, Tentaspy did not refuse the game, and they played together for a little while. Then Tentaspy began to feel hungry, and fearing that she would be eaten, Kungfubellydancer baked a cake for him with the oven that was conveniently located in the cave, and the dry flour and sugar that was also conveniently located in the cave. And the eggs and chocolate too.

And then she left and the Tentaspy bid her farewell. He later died of an allergic reaction to egg products.

The End.

Description
Or not...

Kungfubellydancer was exploring her deep, moist caves when she chanced upon the Tentaspy, who captured her in his great, powerful tentacles. "Trespassers are mine to devour!" He said.

Kungfubellydancer looked around, and then responded, "right, well, if I see any trespassers, I'll let them know. Hey, wanna play poker?"

After having lived many lonely years down in the deep moist caverns, Tentaspy did not refuse the game, and they played together for a little while. Then Tentaspy began to feel hungry, and fearing that she would be eaten, Kungfubellydancer baked a cake for him with the oven that was conveniently located in the cave, and the dry flour and sugar that was also conveniently located in the cave. And the eggs and chocolate too.

And then she left and the Tentaspy bid her farewell. He later died of an allergic reaction to egg products.

The End.