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kurokitty — dress in drag and do the hula
Published: 2011-05-24 04:22:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 8910; Favourites: 369; Downloads: 143
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After Rufio was killed, Tavros was chased away by Dualscar's lackeys. Only instead of running into a big thicket of thorn vine things, he ran himself right off a cliff and into the sea.
Not long after this he washed up on the beach of a small island, where he was found by Feferi and Eridan. Eridan wasn't happy about keeping a low blood around, but Feferi pointed out that he wore the sign of the new king, and that it might be worth while to keep him around.
Shenanigans then proceeded to occur as Fef and Eri showed Tavros around the wrecked pirate ship that they live on, and sang songs about why being a carefree nomadic highblood is great despite being excommunicated from the kingdom.
Much later on they return with Tavros to help fight Dualscar, and are forced to create a diversion to distract some guards while Tavros and Vriska sneak around.
They are posing as a couple of high-class concubines, as Eridan felt that was more appropriate than posing as a pork (what is this?) dinner.
The end.
For now.
wannadiewannadiewannadie
homestuck (c) Hussie
forgot to mention that the individual panels will usually be posted here: [link]
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"Fef. Wwhat month is it?"
"Um, April? I think?"
"You sure it's not March?"
"Pretty shore, why do you ask?"
"Oh wwell, I guess I havve to do somethin don't I"
[few seconds later]
"Wwell hel-LO boys!"
"Sea anyfin you like, friends?"
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This is all I see when I watch the Lion King now. Though I see the concubine bit happening with Mulan.
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THIS.
I JUST...
I DON'T EVEN...
This is the best crossover I have ever seen. D: <3
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Luau! If you're lonely for Matespritship or Kismesissitude Date my buddy Fef here cause she's in the mood Come on dowwn and divve Under the ocean's brine All you havve to do is get in line Aaaare you achin'
GLUB GLUB GLUB
For some matin'
GLUB GLUB GLUB
She's a Pisces
GLUB GLUB GLUB
You could be a Pisces too! Oy!
& *Get chased by Imps* AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Here is a pail. Now have my children.
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I'll be right over! *Rushes over with pail*
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We will fill all of the buckets. All of them.
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SOMEBODY BETTER MAKE THIS INTO AN ANIMATION BEFORE I DO. D:
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I literally screamed "NOOOOO" aloud as I read this.
Now I can't stop laughing... WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME
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CREATING THE BEST COMMENTS EVER
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hakuna matata! wwhat a wwonderful phrase
)(akuna Matata! Ain't no passing CRAZ-E!
it means no wworries for the resta your days
It's our PROBL-EM-FR-E-E p)(ilosop)(y! 38)
hakuna matata!
hAKUNA mATATA,
Y-EA)(. It's our motto!
wHAT'S A MOTTO,
nothin. wwhats a-motto wwith you?
38/
T)(ose two words will solve all your problems!
thats right. take fef here
wwhy, wwhen she wwas a young wwriggler...
W)(-EN I WAS A YOUNG WRIGGL-ER!
vvery nice
T)(anks! 38)
she found her aroma wwas thata eels
she could clear the mainland, but didnt see the big deal
I'm a sensitive soul, t)(oug)( I seam t)(ick skinned
And it )(urt t)(at my friends never stood downwind
And o)(, t)(e s)(ame (she wwas ashamed)
T)(oug)(t of c)(angin' my name (wwhat's in a name?)
And I got down)(earted (howw did ya feel?)
-Everytime t)(at I...
hey! fef! not in fronta the kid!
O)(. Sorry!
)(akuna Matata! W)(at a wonderful p)(rase.
hakuna matata! aint no passin craze
iT UH, mEANS NO WORRIES, fOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS,
yeah, sing it lowwblood
It's our problem-FR-E-E p)(ilosop)(y!
hakuna matata
hAKUNA, mATATA, hAKUNA, mATATA,
)(akuna Matata! )(akuna matata!
hAKUNA, mATATA, hAKUNA, mATATA,
hakuna matata! hakuna--
iT UH, mEANS NO WORRIES, fOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS,
its our problem-free philosophy
)(akuna Matata! 38)
its our problem-free philosophy
)(akuna Matata!
I say ")(akuna"
i say "matata"
hA-KUUU-NA MATATA,
hakuna matata!
I need to get a life
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[link] I DID NOT MAKE THIS just so you know
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Funniest part in the entire movie.
What is even with these Lion King Homestuck crossovers? Can't say I don't like them though. o:
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..must make animation..of eridan doing the hula!!!
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This is my favorite thing
I do not think you understand how much I adore this
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...
YES.
THIS CROSSOVER IS NOW A MILLION TIMES BETTER. MARCH ERIDAN MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. XDD
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if only someone made an animation of Eridan and Feferi doing that scene IS WEAR I WOULD LOL
i love this crossover DLSJIFI
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This definitely needs to be developed further... its so perfect and hilarious.
It needs... its own tumblr :I
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The thought of having to manage more than one tumblr makes my head want to explode ;0;
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THIS HAS ALL THE "HELL FUCKING YES."
ALL OF IT.
pppfffttt yeah I can just hear Eridan saying "wwhat do ya wwant me to do, dress in drag an do the hula?"
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Oh dear god, I love this crack-tastic crossover. <3
So...having already acknowledged that this is a crack idea, and I probably shouldn't try to be figuring this out at all... but who gave Tav his robot legs in this storyline?
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lol, that was a boo-boo on my part, actually. In the first one I did that's just how I drew him, no thought behind it at all. All the ones that followed I kept it to be consistent.
Now I don't have a good explanation for them ;0;
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The grandhighblood dropped him off that cliff.
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Maybe he had an accident when he was really small and got them. Maybe he was born unable to walk?
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I always knew Fef had severe flatulence problems.
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I like all the weird sea flora they have growing on their dilapidated boat. And OH ERIDAN, never fails to maintain his stylish hipster cred even when exiled and living on a shipwreck.
and
you're welcome
doot doot doot
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Eridan is the prince of hipster swag.
The boy would be stylin' even if he were living in a dirty shoebox.
He can't even help it.
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Now all i can think of is Fefs derp face going yup yup yup yup D8
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THIS.
OH MY GOD.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
(AND POSSIBLY THIS ONE MORE THAN THE REST OF THIS CROSSOVER
OH ERIDAN YOU PSYCHO *w*)
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i want to kiss your face for this
you are
im so glad i
your just
oh my god lex
this is amazing.
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I'm at least glad that you like it ;o;
considering it sucked all the life out of my baby-making abilities
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