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Published: 2009-01-05 09:01:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 830; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 16
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Description This was actually like a porno piece I cleaned up to make soyou could bring it out in front of the mom.
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Kylehailey In reply to ??? [2009-01-05 09:12:50 +0000 UTC]

haha that's so cool the strange thing is mine really wouldn't care but other people might so I dressed it up a bit

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-05 09:23:59 +0000 UTC]

But what's so wrong with naked people?

Everyone should know we're all naked underneath our clothes~

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 04:33:48 +0000 UTC]

Amen I have no worries. Actually my thing is why are girl boobs supposeed to be covered an not man boobs?

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 04:39:23 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree.

Especially really big men, they have boobs that look just like female boobs!

At least female boobs are more attractive~

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 04:49:09 +0000 UTC]

I know. I think no one should have to wear shirts and men with boobs should have bras

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 05:28:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeaah~
I shouldn't have to wear a bra, but men with giant boobs don't have to.

Maybe they're the skanky ones!

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 05:39:49 +0000 UTC]

Well then again I think usually woman need a little more support.. you know have a little more.. then again I've dated alot of flat chested girls...and there are some fat guys that could fill a double d

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 05:52:09 +0000 UTC]

That is sooo true.

I think I'm going to create a bra line for overweight men.

You should by my products.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 05:54:33 +0000 UTC]

You know I totally would except I am like wicked skinny

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 05:56:17 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'll make training bras.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 06:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Ha for 23 year olds?

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 06:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

I'll release a specific line just for 23 year old flat chested skinny men.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 06:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Aww how sweet but wearing it I think I'd look pretty gay. And I already have a hard time convincing people I'm not. Plus I think everyone should fly free I don't even wear boxers.

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 06:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Comaaaando~

I do that on hot days and I don't want my underwear to stick to me.

I remember when everyone was so shocked when I was all, "Yes, I like vag."

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 06:17:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I have tons of lesbian friends that hit on the same girls as me and I've been a comando warrior since like 17 its just easier

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 06:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Haaah, I should do that. That'd be fun. I haven't been keeping track of my years as a comando warrior.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 06:29:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah girls should do it but mine is none stop

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 06:32:31 +0000 UTC]

Well, sometimes girls like can't go commando.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 06:35:59 +0000 UTC]

yep and I'm thinking ugly girls shouldn't

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 06:42:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, I hope I never get ugly, because then I'd have to wear underwear. I feel bad for fat women, I mean does their underwear just get lost in their rolls?

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 06:50:33 +0000 UTC]

OUch that's a little mean but true. I'm kinda on the borderline of being ugly haha

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 06:57:12 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure you're not ugly.

You'd have to have like 10 extra teeth, seven double chins, double d boobs, and thunder thighs to be ugly.

LOVE YOURSELF.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 07:01:13 +0000 UTC]

haha the only pic I have of me is the one of me in a chair all scared. I'm like average

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 07:05:43 +0000 UTC]

I am so afraid of the dentist.

You have no idea.
The last time I went they seriously had to have four people hold me down, restrain me to the chair, put one of those freakish mouth holder-opening things in my mouth so I couldn't bite them, and then gas me, because I could still kick and scratch.

I don't like dentists, any of them.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-06 07:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Eh I take it cause I'm affraid to look brittish. But I hate going but I'll take it. BUt I pass out with shots

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-06 07:14:08 +0000 UTC]

I loooooooove needles.
I think they're so pretty.

And I like british teeth.
You can look like Johnny Rotten, just cleaner, and less lazy eye.
And less, rodent like, hopefully.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-10 08:50:52 +0000 UTC]

So I looked at ur profile you're 16?

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-11 03:44:04 +0000 UTC]

Yah.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-11 09:03:21 +0000 UTC]

my goodness well you sound bright so don't lose that as you age

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-11 18:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Haha.

I've never been able to comprehend the whole "age" thing.
It's like, you've been on earth for like 20 years, but that makes you less smart and less qualified for things than someone who has been here for fifty years.

It's like a big, "So What?"
I've probably understood and realised more things than the average adult; especially even more than the average student.
But apperantly the world doesn't feel that way. :/

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-11 20:15:08 +0000 UTC]

Take it from me you are smart and you may know quite a bit cause I was in the same position but it's funny that the longer that your on earth the more you learn....always and the worse shit gets and on top of all that ;your veiws end up changing in the end anyway.

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-12 02:48:22 +0000 UTC]

Haha.
I'm sure they do.

But I feel like I've already learned twice the shit everyone else more than three times my age has learned and expierenced.

I guess it's not like that normally, but sometimes I guess.

I mean I feel like I've figured out the world and the afterlife and all that, before anyone else could. Like it all just makes sense, and not only to me, but to everyone that hears it.
It's just strange to think that I'm only 16, and fifty year-olds are just like, "wow. You know that?"

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-12 04:39:23 +0000 UTC]

I know the feeling but trust me you can always learn more

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-12 05:18:10 +0000 UTC]

Haha. I can't wait to learn more.

I love learning more than like anything in the whole world~

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-13 06:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Honestly you sound so much like me. It's so weird and cool. Ok I wasn't 100% sure I remember this but are you a lesbian too?

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-14 01:18:05 +0000 UTC]

Mmm.

I swing towards the lesbian side more.
But I guess I'm not fully lesbain, no.

But I don't like to smack a label on myself, if always is so much more complicated and deeper than that.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-14 01:41:57 +0000 UTC]

Gotcha yeah i know what you mean.

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-14 01:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Haha.

Yeeah.

It's hard not to though. We as humans get so used to labels, that it's like not a big deal and no one notices them really, anymore.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-14 04:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah at least we don't like persecute people for their labels anymore. So might I ask a personal q? what people do you usually go for?

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-14 21:48:52 +0000 UTC]

Haha.
I believe building the wall between the south in America and Mexico is persecution for labels.
Buuuut, some might see otherways.

People I go for?
Well anyone that appeals to me ususally.

I guess if I like their personality, then it's all good. I'm not really into looks, it's what they think and feel that matters to me.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-15 05:44:32 +0000 UTC]

Good answer unfortunately as noble as I try to be looks still matter to me

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-15 18:16:11 +0000 UTC]

Haha.

I mean looks probably matter to an extent to me.
But it's just not my top priority, ya' know?
Besides, like I said, someone would have to be veeeeeeeeeeey, very unattractive for me to think they are.

I'm talkin' like Rosie O'Donald. Ew.

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-16 07:25:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha totally. I just hate when I'm like on autopilot and just start looking at how cute girls are and judge them on that. If I could I would want to change that

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-16 12:51:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha.
I totally understand, because dude, I couldn't stop myself from judging a cute girl's cuteness.

But I'd never pick someone soley on looks to begin with.
I guess its just like an added bonus?

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-16 21:43:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah in that case I guess I'm in the same boat.So r you back in school now cause I have to go back next week

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-17 00:31:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, unfortunantly.

I can't wait until it's over.
I'm so tired of, "learning."

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-17 07:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Ha well your kinda doing the learning thats required not the learning you want. that's soo much better

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-20 05:38:04 +0000 UTC]

I wish I was learning.

Wow.
That's not something you normally hear a sixteen-year-old person say.

I WISH I WAS LEEEEARNING~

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Kylehailey In reply to ohsnapxraaaven [2009-01-20 06:03:07 +0000 UTC]

No I totally obsess over discovery channel

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ohsnapxraaaven In reply to Kylehailey [2009-01-20 06:59:02 +0000 UTC]

I love Discovery Channel~
And the History Channel.
And animal planet.

I dig Blue Planet.

It's one of my favorite shows ever.

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