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Kyleniebob — If Bush Only Had A Brain
Published: 2005-11-14 02:10:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 104; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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Description (Bush)
I could be a little useful
And even educatable
To the American folks
And maybe then they'd like me
Because then I'd be smart 'n' happy
If I only had a brain

I'd outsmart Mr. Kerry
I'd call him fat and ugly
Because that would be fun

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
That would be almost enough
If I only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why
I invaded Iraq
I could tell you why
I act the way I act
But when I sit down
I get real bored.

I would not just be a muffin'
Sittin' and doin' nothin'
Chokin' on a pretzel

I would ride my bike all day
And have a big parade
If I ever got a brain
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Comments: 18

gollyfiz [2006-03-24 23:42:24 +0000 UTC]

Gosh, I gotta catch you sometime. You're a great poet! At least, I think so.

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Kyleniebob In reply to gollyfiz [2006-03-25 03:19:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank-you!! You do need to catch me soon! I can't believe I missed you being on!

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scullysayer [2005-11-25 03:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Very smoothe, and an awesome parody! It reads really well and suits Bush perfectly, I actually found myself singing this out loud to myself, rofl. I really like this, it's a good piece of work. Nice job

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Kyleniebob In reply to scullysayer [2005-11-25 04:50:59 +0000 UTC]

lol thanks! ^_^ I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I miss you, Skullysayer!!! Are you on MSN now?

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scullysayer In reply to Kyleniebob [2005-11-25 10:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Wahh, sorry! I only went on for awhile. Differing time zones suck.

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Kyleniebob In reply to scullysayer [2005-11-25 17:38:58 +0000 UTC]

They do!

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sharebear9204 [2005-11-17 21:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Awesome Ethelbert! I wuff joo. If 'I' only had a brain. Man, that was mean...to myself.

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Kyleniebob In reply to sharebear9204 [2005-11-17 21:38:29 +0000 UTC]

lol

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sharebear9204 In reply to Kyleniebob [2005-11-17 21:43:21 +0000 UTC]

AHAHA! I glomped you! I don't know...
I think that i'm going to go to Pioneer and get in to Graphic Arts.
We had our field trip today by the way.

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Kyleniebob In reply to sharebear9204 [2005-11-22 00:32:38 +0000 UTC]

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sharebear9204 In reply to Kyleniebob [2005-11-22 23:11:46 +0000 UTC]

Yepp.

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UnVictim [2005-11-14 15:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I love it!! ^^ I swear to god that man...any person who has a lower vocabulary than I do does not belong at the head of our country...

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Kyleniebob In reply to UnVictim [2005-11-15 01:11:11 +0000 UTC]

lol! Agreed!

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YayWalter [2005-11-14 03:28:37 +0000 UTC]

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Kyleniebob In reply to YayWalter [2005-11-15 01:05:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^^

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seph-hunter [2005-11-14 02:20:56 +0000 UTC]

it doesn't really rhyme but it's still funny!
i thought you were putting this up ages ago...?

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Kyleniebob In reply to seph-hunter [2005-11-14 02:34:33 +0000 UTC]

I was....lol...but I forgot to.

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seph-hunter In reply to Kyleniebob [2005-11-14 10:50:35 +0000 UTC]

ah.

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