SkunkyArt | kyon9854 — Interactive Death Note

Overeating At A Feast Given In Your Honor

Julien Offray de La Mettrie (1751)

2. Being Hit By A Canonball That Was Fired As A Salute To You

John Kendrick (1794)

3. Drowning In A Flood Of Beer (Or Being Injured In A Beer Flood) (Or Getting Alcohol Poisoning In A Beer Flood)

London Beer Flood (1814)

4. Sticking A Piece Of Whale Bone Through Your Urinary Tract To Clear A Blockage

Gouverneur Morris (1816)

5. Swinging A Baseball Bat So Hard That It Ruptures Your Bladder

Jim Creighton (1862)

6. Accidentally Shooting Yourself In Court While Demonstrating To A Jury How Your Client’s Alleged Victim Might Have Accidentally Shot Himself

Clement Vallandigham (1871)

7. Being Poisoned, Shot In The Head, Shot Three More Times, Bludgeoned, Castrated, And Then Thrown Into A River Only For The Cause Of Death To Be Drowning

Grigori Rasputin (1916)

8. Being Crushed Or Drowned By Molasses

Boston Molasses Disaster (1919)

9. Being Hit By A Pitch

Ray Chapman (1920)

10. Being Bit By A Monkey

Alexander I Of Greece (1920)

11. Having Your Costume Set Ablaze By An Errant Disposed Match

Martha Mansfield (1923)

12. Having Your Racecar’s Drive Chain Snap And Decapitate You

J. G. Parry-Thomas (1927)

13. Having Your Long Scarf Get Caught In The Wheel Of The Car You Are Riding In, Thus Breaking Your Neck

Isadora Duncan (1927)

14. Committing Suicide In Prison Using A Bomb Made Out Of Playing Cards That Had A Flammable Chemical In Their Red Ink

William Kogut (1930)

15. Falling Down A Chimney Into The Furnace After Mistaking The Chimney For A Balcony

Sirkka Sari (1939)

16. Having A Stroke After Reading A Negative Premature Obituary Of Yourself

Marcus Garvey (1940)

17. Accidentally Torpedoing Your Own Ship

HMS Trinidad (1942) and the USS Tang (1944)

18. Being Crushed By Giant Stacks Of Newspapers, Books, And Other Large Items That You Have Been Hoarding

Langley Collyer (1947)

19. Crashing Your Racecar When A Bird Flies Into Your Face

Alan Stacey (1960)

20. Having A Surfboard On Your Convertible Hit Another Car, Spin Around, And Break Your Neck

Worth Bingham (1966)
(Obviously The Above Is Not The Actual Car)

21. Being Electrocuted Onstage By A Live Microphone

Leslie Harvey (1972)

22. Drinking Yourself To Death With Carrot Juice

Basil Brown (1974)

23. Being Crushed To Death Between A Moving Wall And A Stationary Wall In A Disneyland Ride

Deborah Gail Stone (1974)

24. Laughing Yourself To Death Watching The Goodies

Alex Mitchell (1975)

25. Being Poisoned By A Modified Umbrella

Georgi Markov (1978)

26. Being Struck By A Flying Model Lawnmower At A New York Jets Halftime Show

John Bowen (1979)

27. Achieving A High Score In The Video Game Berserk

Jeff Dailey (1981)
Peter Burkowski (1982)
(Both boys were young and healthy but died of heart attacks after getting high scores. How there isn’t a horror movie about this is shocking.)

28. Choking On An Eye Drop Bottle Cap

Tennessee Williams (1983)

29. Getting Hit In The Balls By A Tennis Ball

Dick Wertheim (1983)
(After being hit in the balls, Wertheim collapsed and hit his head on the pavement.)

30. Being Crushed By Several 25-Pound Boxes Of Quarters When Braking Suddenly, While Driving A Brinks Truck

Hrand Arakelian (1986)

31. Throwing Yourself Through A Window Trying To Illustrate That The Glass Is Unbreakable (In Fairness The Glass Didn’t Break, But Popped Out Of The Window Frame)

Gary Hoy (1993)

32. Handcuffing Yourself To A Tree In A Remote Forest And Throwing The Key Out Of Reach

Richard Sumner (2002)

33. Playing Starcraft For Too Long

Lee Seung Seop (2005)

34. Winning A Bet That You Could Have Continuous Sex With Two Women For 12 Hours Straight

Sergey Tuganov (2009)
(The whole bottle of Viagra was probably a bad idea)

35. Being Crushed In Your Car By A Rolling Bale Of Hay

Mike Edwards (2010)

36. Riding Your Segway Off Of A Cliff

Jimi Heselden (2010)
(Owner Of The Segway Motorized Scooter Company)