IMightBGiants [2013-12-03 06:52:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm imagining the convo here:

"Come on, you KNOW that I eat little people. You knew that when you agreed to come home with me."
"But I thought I was different. I didn't think you'd eat ME."
"Are you really THAT naive? Why else would I want you, except to feed on?"
"But you said you LIKED me!"
"I DO like you. Very very much. That's how I know that you taste good. People I like always taste delicious!"
"But you don't HAVE to eat me or anything...."
"I know I don't HAVE to."
"You could just let me go."
"Yes, I suppose I COULD, but...."
"Then do it. Just do it, let me go. just let me go, ok?"
"You don't understand. I don't HAVE to eat you, I just really really WANT to. You're going to be so tasty and scrumptious! I've been aching to eat you all afternoon. Carrying you around without stuffing you in my mouth was driving me crazy. But I wanted to get you here and enjoy you in the peace and quiet of my own home."
"So you mean...."
"Yes. I'm going to eat you now. I'm sorry. I'm going to eat you all up. If there's anything you need to do, get ready. It's lunchtime for me, and stomach time for you!" 

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TestingWithVore [2013-10-30 23:05:04 +0000 UTC]

Program?

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SpellboundFox [2013-09-22 21:14:21 +0000 UTC]

Wow!

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heathnecaise [2013-09-18 21:44:14 +0000 UTC]

wow man where've you been?

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