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Published: 2003-11-07 19:58:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 421; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 35
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"...but I digress.There is only
one way to
skin a cat
and that is
to start at the nose
and peel."
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Not true- start at the spine and slice.
Heh. Nah, just kidding. This is really great. It's short and punchy. Something about it, I don't know what.
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i can imagine a banana being peeled while reading this. they must be related!
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Disgustingly delightful.
You are one of the few people who can make skinning a cat fun.
I digress all the time too and go off on completely unrelated tangents.
Now I need to go off to the store.
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I didn't.
I forgot to go and read instead ("Good Omens"
As I said, I'm very good at digressing.
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Where on earth did that
It's meant to be just an ordinary bracet, like this ) but DAcode messed it up.
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Gruesome.
I like it. Especially the line breaks.
jdm.
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this amuses me
actually reminds me of my notes from my college philosophy class
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My notes always contain such things as: "Ah, get me out of here, please!!".
I'm serious.
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one day in philosophy, I walked out of class, looked down at my notes and realized, all I had written for "notes" was the title metaphysics, the rest was about how I was losing my mind.
I am also serious.
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My english notes sometimes look like that, just with quotes sprinkled in of the funny things my teacher says. " Don't interpret it too much, you're killing it for me." That one was nice.
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yea, but first you'd have to get em still, and get em dead. but anyhow.
nice one.
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ah, then that makes things much easier. i like your book.
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I like my book too. It has big letters, and clear instructions, and clever passages with lots of footnotes.
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oh... really? I thought you slit open the stomach and gutted it first, then proceeded to peel the skin off from the cut in the stomach. gee! i learn something everyday!!
...god i love teachers like that
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~giggle-snorts~ I find this quite amusing..am I morbid then? ^^ You do such lovely short poems. ~lacks the ability to write short anything~
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I can't write anything long... It's depressing.
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Woo! That's great. Short, and devilishly funny. I can't stop giggling. Hardly very manly, am I?
-Dave
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If you weren't morbid, I probably wouldn't have read you with such content.
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