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LadySlyOfCastelmore — Computer murder
Published: 2007-03-27 11:37:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 15180; Favourites: 328; Downloads: 23
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"You are so OLD, so SLOW, there are SO MANY BUGS in the softwares and the system ... I can’t stand it any more !!! You gonna die, little insignificant thing !!! Mwa ah ah !
I will pray for you ... 
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Sorry ... All is said, I’m fed up with my computer.
Sometimes, I feel like throwing it from the 4th floor ... Here, I’ve choosen the cleaver... 
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But I love you, my little one ...
If I hadn’t a computer any more, I would be so sad ... 
Excuse me, PC, I won’t do that again !!! 
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What are you saying ? Hem ? Critical error, all datas are lost ? System gonna restart ???
What’s the ... ??? 
I gonna kill you !!!!! "
Hem ... I'm not (totally) crazy, I exaggerate, you know ...
Edit on October 27th :
Last June, my screen finally died, after 7 years.
Now he is in my cellar and he will go to the dump soon ...
Life is cruel, isn't it ?
Thank you everybody for your messages and the faves !
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Ahah ! xD I almost forgot I had this pic in my gallery! I'm glad you like it !
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lol your welcome!
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i'm sure naomi (she is japanese after all) would have this EXACT expression.
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Well, I don't know that Naomi you're talking about, but thanks for liking my deviation.
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of course! and naomi is my racist computer
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Exactly what I need at the mo 
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aww thanx ! can you gimme a link so I'll reblog it ?
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what do you mean? o_O
no photoshop or anything ... just a drawing in full screen and me holding an old chopper...^^'
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I hate my computers. That the same feeling I have when it fucks up! I want to get a hammer Mario has and smash it to pieces muahahah....coughs! :evil:
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ahah I understand perfectly
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I feel like doing that to my $50 pile of shit...
I think my computer hates me, 'cause nothing wants to work for me anymore... -.-
I recently had to Uninstall MSN, Reinstall it... Then reinstall it again... Then reinstall it again... Add to that, every time I play a game without shutting down every other program I have running. (Even my anti Virus) With Game Booster on... I lag so horrible. D;
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Oh, I understand ... It reminds me my old computer ... It was an ... epic period. Good luck >.<
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Hm ? I drawed the face with the mouse haha ^^' ( it was a long time ago I'd make better now I guess )
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Well I thought it was hilarious!
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ahah thanx! ^_~
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i wonder if someone took your comp when you threw it in the trash.
that happened to me when i threw mine in the trash.
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I haven't throw my computer yet xD It sleeps in a closet ... But I threw the screen that you can see on this photo ( cause it was really dead ), I stocked it in my basement and 2 hours later, it has disappeared ! lol What a lucky person, a broken screen ! ^^°°
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Ahah I understand 
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No Problem!
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thanks a lot
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Thank you so much !!!
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i was EXACTLY like that when I had my computer.everyday it pissed me off i was very angry and just fist fighted with my monitor lol...every single day it was the same: working very slow, not enough memory, lost data, restarts etc. For about 5 years i supported this sh*t but a month ago i got a laptop and works soo good. My last wish was to break that computer and smash it till i get dust whirls.But i kept it :hehe: and took him away from me because if i got mad of something it will be the first target.now i'm happy LOL sorry for the long storry i just had to tell xD
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ahaha no problem ~
I wanted to destroy my old computer but ... I'm too sensitive, you know. 'cause it was my first computer ... So he's sleeping in a closet till I find the courage to get rid of it ... u_u
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lol just one more thing: when the windows crashed and i wasn't sure if i will ever see my desktop (
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I feel exactly the same way about my laptop...one of these days maybe
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Awesome. I want to do that to my computer! No really, I do!
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That is so funny. And cute. I love the face on the computer.
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I think my computer feels like that every so often
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