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LadySlyOfCastelmore — Computer murder
Published: 2007-03-27 11:37:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 15183; Favourites: 328; Downloads: 23
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"You are so OLD, so SLOW, there are SO MANY BUGS in the softwares and the system ... I can’t stand it any more !!! You gonna die, little insignificant thing !!! Mwa ah ah !
I will pray for you ... 
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Sorry ... All is said, I’m fed up with my computer.
Sometimes, I feel like throwing it from the 4th floor ... Here, I’ve choosen the cleaver... 
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But I love you, my little one ...
If I hadn’t a computer any more, I would be so sad ... 
Excuse me, PC, I won’t do that again !!! 
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What are you saying ? Hem ? Critical error, all datas are lost ? System gonna restart ???
What’s the ... ??? 
I gonna kill you !!!!! "
Hem ... I'm not (totally) crazy, I exaggerate, you know ...
Edit on October 27th :
Last June, my screen finally died, after 7 years.
Now he is in my cellar and he will go to the dump soon ...
Life is cruel, isn't it ?
Thank you everybody for your messages and the faves !
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Aw... that's so sad. Poor little computer. 
But I sympathize... I fix computers, and sometimes I just want to chuck something at them.
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Thank you for the fav.
You know, as if I'm often irritated, I love my computers ... Yes, I've got two now ... The one I used when I took this photo is somewhere in my room, I've formated it, reinstalled all the softwares ... It works pretty well for a seven years old computer ( soon eight ! ). I really take care of my stuff, I'm not so violent as the photo makes believe ! XD
Thanx again.
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Heh, no problem. 
Sounds like you really do take care of your stuff. I just wish everyone who brings me their computers to fix was as careful as you seem to be. 
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if your pc was an older style 3.0, then would the axe be symbolic of a little thing known as infinity X infinity = blue screen of DEATH?
made me laugh plenty.
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Oh thank you so much !
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so cool! and so funny! i can understand it
realy cool idea!!!
Fav 1+
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Thank you so much
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OMG LOL!!!! I'm surprised it's not blue screen of death-ing you!
But the face is WAYY funnier!
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Thank you !
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LOL! Killing your own computer hen something bad happens. That is sooo funny. I love it. The computer is sooo helpless. HaHaHa
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HOMG. That is so funny, but true xD Sometimes I just wanna do that same thing to my computer when its being annoying xP But, if I kill it, I no get a computer T.T So, I'll just wait to kill it after I get a better one
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I understand you so much !
I finally have a better computer after 7 long years, but I can't reconcile me to killing my old computer (the screen is already dead --° ) I'm too sentimental I think. This photo will be my better memory with him 
Thank you
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Haha! That is so classic! What a brilliant idea :3
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I had already thought it was funny, then I 
I've featured this in my journal.
linky
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Your artwork has been featured 
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Thank you, glad you like my picture
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looks like what I wanted to do to my computer >.>
but he already did it himself T-T
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Aww
My computer is still alive but I'm pretty worried. I hope he won't die before I can buy another one. How can I live without computer ? é_è
(Hey! Riku is the cutest KH character 
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it's to late for me to do that T-T
(yeah, Riku's sexy
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I'm so sorry for you é_è
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my father's now busy trying to fix it, before he really dies
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Just be glad your computer still lets you see. The connect between my computer and the screen of my labtop broke and now when I turn it the screen is waves of color mostly green. >_>
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Thank you
Yep, I have to be glad my computer work pretty well, in fact. 
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tehe ^_^ you genderized you computer too. Mine is also a male. LOL
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Oh, I didn't mind ... The frenchy I am isn't used to utilize impersonal pronouns ... My computer is more than a simple object
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oh O_o mines a male because it tends to be stubborn
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Why not, it's a good reason
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I Love it
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Of course
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Lololololololololololol!!! Nice!
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