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Once, during Chris Claremont run Thor defeated Storm by kissing her and sucking air out of her lungs.…
Thor, this is not how you woo a lady.
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Yeah, he defeated Storm by kissing her in Contest of Champions II. His best line around Storm so far has been, "By Odin's beard!" Thor's a big dork when it comes to flirting, but it's the best thing ever. haha.
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At least he didn't make a MC Hammer reference...
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It doesn't really look like she's turned off 2 him but more like she's thinking of an answer!
1 possible reason is that U actually used THEE incorrectly Bcuz THEE is either possessive like "your" or an address like "you are" properly!
It's Great besides that setback though!
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This is so perfect. I don't know what else to say. xD
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I totally ship the two! I bet their love making can knock out all the power on the eastern sea board lol
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Oh, I can see other heroes looking on at this:
Wolverine: Ten bucks says she kicks 'im in the nuts.
Iron Man: You are on.
Cap: That's hardly fair, Logan. You're teammates with her.
Iron Man: Steve, shut up!
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"Once, during Chris Claremont run Thor defeated Storm by kissing her and sucking air out of her lungs."
WTF? XD
And she must have been soooo pissed off after that!
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And yet, in Marvel Adventures, he was unfailingly smooth with Ororo; had to sneak behind the All-Daddy's back so he could date her in New York, even. XD
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Lol, so true I rolled my eyes when that happened.
I much rather prefer them in Marvel Adventures when they bond over lightning and thunder storms and them being really cute with each other.
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"Together we shall make one helluva lighting storm!"
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Ha! Yes! Thank you! I was hoping for some sort of lightning storm add to that line.
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