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#constipation #friends #hng #photo #snowman #winter
Published: 2015-02-28 04:56:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 5069; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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(also, 200th deviation, ALSO first time i've shown my face on here, which i never thought i'd do)
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days-be-strange [2015-02-28 15:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Which one is you?
Also, I'm jealous of your snow.
The guy in blue is peeing on the snowman.
The guy with blue gloves in the right seems like he's being punched by an invisible hand.

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-01 00:47:21 +0000 UTC]

i'm the constipated one.   my brother is peeing on the snowman, and the other two are my friends. they are all way cooler than me.  

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-02 21:36:20 +0000 UTC]

you're cool enough. i wouldn't talk to you if you weren't  : )

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-04 07:20:24 +0000 UTC]

thank you, talking to you is pretty cool. i wasn't meaning uncool in a very negative way, just in the way that i'm an uptight nerd. the reason i like this photo so much is that i feel it really captures the personality of me and my friends well. i feel as though my pose and facial expression tells a lot about me. i could also be reading into things hard though  

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-04 13:54:26 +0000 UTC]

you look a bit like a happy sloth in the pic. is sloth your spirit animal?

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-04 17:09:15 +0000 UTC]

hehe i don't know.  i've always imagined my spirit animal as a frog, but maybe. everyone else is doing a cool pose, and i just have my arms politely folded down into my lap  

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-06 21:26:16 +0000 UTC]

a normal frog or a poison one from the Amazon?
you look like you can be on a Christmas card 

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-06 22:27:24 +0000 UTC]

i've never really thought about that, but probably just an average green frog you'd find in a swamp. there are animals i like more, i think spiders and bats are awesome. i don't really relate to either of those though. i know that deep down, i am FROGKIN (ʘ‿ʘ✿) 

wait, don't people have to be photogenic and look nice to be on a christmas card?! hehe, thank you.

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-09 11:20:18 +0000 UTC]

Spiders are fucking evil. 

learn of your brothers!  listverse.com/2013/03/04/top-1…

my Christmas card will be cats and dogs and comic sans

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-09 18:31:32 +0000 UTC]

i view spiders as friends c: very few spiders are aggressive towards humans, and in fact avoid direct contact. i think humans and spiders have a mutualist symbiotic relationship. i used to kill spiders all the time, but now if i see one in my room i leave it and its web alone so that it can get rid of bugs i like less, such as flys and mosquitos. i never get bitten so i just see spiders as temporary pets that clean up, if nothing else. i'm like the only one i know who thinks this way though XD. i hate tics, fleas, mosquitos, and parasetic worms the most, as well as flys and maggots.

harlequin toad and pebble toad look amazing, the turtle frog reminds me of my uncle, and i am simply disturbed by the surinam toad.

hehe, comic sans. i don't know what the significance of the font is, but i've used it in a lot of my comics simply because people seem to think it's a cheesy font. i found a low resolution font i really like recently called munro, i was thinking about switching to that.

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-09 21:44:16 +0000 UTC]

the creature i despise the most is the centipede.

imagine getting buried alive in a pile of reptiles and frogs and insects

people only hate comic sans because they read someone hates comic sans
they don't even know why they hate it
it isn't a bad font but used to be severely overused. it was made for comics and to be used with kids but people started using it in notices and documents. i guess people got fed up seeing it especially designers and graphic artists who thought it looked bad when misused. thus the comic sans hate began. i have a soft spot for this misunderstood font, though i won't use it much

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-10 02:28:12 +0000 UTC]

i kind of dislike centipedes as well. i wouldn't want to be buried in centipedes, that's for sure. as for reptiles and insects, it just depends on which ones. being buried in turtles and butterflys wouldn't be so bad. and you already know how i feel about frogs, which are soft and huggable. ^_^

interesting, i didn't know comic sans had such a history. i've never known a font to be as infamous as comic sans. honestly, i started using it at first because i was making comics, and it had 'comic' in the title, so i though it would be appropriate. i noticed only shortly later that it was a font that annoyed people, but ultimately decided to continue using it because of its stigma.

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-10 20:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Of all creatures on this planet the one I hate the most is the centipede. I hope they all die. Have you ever seen how their legs move? How the crawl? I hate them all. When I was young I stepped on one and got stung. It felt like waves of powerful cramps in my foot. NEVER AGAIN.

I have anything with six legs. Butterfly may look cute but something about their many legs on your skin just makes me want to claw myself. Turtles are kinda cute but have lots of diseases, even the ones you have as pets.

I have a small interest in fonts. I like Open Sans, Comic Sans, Baskerville, Droid Serif and Lato. Those are the fonts I remembered I like at least.

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-24 17:59:38 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps playing Centipede on the Atari 2600 while listening to this song (www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemAR… ) will help you overcome your fears!

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-28 04:57:08 +0000 UTC]

I can't even watch them on a screen without them making my skin crawl. My laptop charger cord scared me while I glimpsed it in the corner of my eye.

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-03-31 22:55:39 +0000 UTC]

i apologize, i didn't mean to creep you out with the video. i do hope that you can someday overcome this fear. are you okay with millipedes, or are they worse?

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-03-31 23:35:41 +0000 UTC]

[TRIGGERED]

lol, it's really okay, this isn't tumblr

I'm less bothered with millipedes.

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LavenderComics In reply to days-be-strange [2015-04-02 18:46:56 +0000 UTC]

i would think that millipedes would be worse because they have more legs. spring is coming, at least where i live, so look out because it's around now the bugs crawl out until winter ;_;

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days-be-strange In reply to LavenderComics [2015-04-03 19:33:14 +0000 UTC]

I don't think their worse. The legs of a centi are like little claws. The way they frantically scurry about...ahhhh

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