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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2015-03-02 14:13:12 +0000 UTC]

Twilight Sparkle: "...Or I could use an illusion-canceling spell, layered with a stun enchantment to both expose AND incapacitate the impostor; non-lethally of course, just in case I'm dealing with some over-eager little filly 'ling; and skip the whole 'Spot the Impostor' routine completely."

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2015-03-02 14:17:10 +0000 UTC]

GENIUS!

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2015-03-02 15:19:13 +0000 UTC]

Genre-savvy Twilight is best Twilight.

And one can only imagine how the impostor must have felt when the bottom fell out of their planned deception/manipulation THAT quickly.

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2015-03-02 15:26:47 +0000 UTC]

General Pincer: "I'm so sorry, your highness, about the failure of our infiltrator."

Queen Chrysalis: "Oh, give it a rest, my loyal servant, she was a foolish dung-beetle who would now provide the Equestrians valuable information."

General Pincer: "But my Queen, now that they know of our plans...!"

Queen Chrysalis: "Ah, general, but that IS the plan! Now that they know our plans, they shall plan around our plans, and we shall in turn plan around the plans that they're planning around our plans!"

General Pincer: "... So to restrict their response to the way we WANT them to respond! Majesty, your brilliance knows no bounds!"

Queen Chrysalis: "Not only that, Pincer! We now have one advantage that they sorely lack...!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2015-03-02 15:51:18 +0000 UTC]

[[HA! Perfect segue!]]

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Queen Chrysalis: "ZEPPILINS!!"

[Using her magic to float the platform she and Pincer are standing on, Chrysalis smirks viciously as the two arrive in a MASSIVE hangar complex built into a mountain: airships of all sizes were everywhere; suspended from catwalks and launching platforms with scurrying crew moving supplies or building the ships still under construction. Most of the zeps had armor plating, and all painted black and green. There were small, twin-engined gunships and ground-attackers; larger areal frigates bristling with weapons both offensive and defensive; twin-hulled carriers for launching aircraft AND airborne Changelings; even a few  smaller zeps that looked to be out fitted with nothing but radio antennae, scry-runes and telescopes*. Less graceful but still impressive were the myriad cargo/supply zeppilins and fleet-tenders.]

General Pincer: "So THIS is what that tax-hike you pushed through was for..." [Blinks and gets over his awe and brimming pride, tilting his head as a thought comes to him] "Wait...don't the Ponies also have zeppilins?"

Queen Chrysalis: [Sighs, mumbling "Mood-killer" under her breath] "No. They have blimps; there's a difference."

General Pincer: "Of course. Forgive me, my Queen. Erm, I apologize for the irrelavence but....what to do about our foiled infiltrator? From what we know, her deception was foiled non-lethally by the young Sparkle, and I doubt the ponies would simply excecute her. She COULD still be useful to us in some fashion, methinks." [In truth, Pincer did somewhat wirry for the operative's well-being despite her ineptitude. Pig-headed or not, she WAS still a soldier under his command. He hoped the ponies would show her some mercy, despite how vile a crime impersonating one of their divine Princesses was in their eyes...]

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LazyPixel In reply to The-Syreth-Clan [2013-09-18 15:10:31 +0000 UTC]

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LazyPixel In reply to MasterOfSpecters [2013-07-24 19:06:11 +0000 UTC]

Nice

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LazyPixel In reply to Lakword [2012-10-08 22:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Nope, just pissed

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The-Nuclear-Pegasus In reply to Reaper-The-Creeper [2012-10-09 19:43:35 +0000 UTC]

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GamziMakr In reply to Reaper-The-Creeper [2012-10-09 02:55:38 +0000 UTC]

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LazyPixel In reply to LotsOfPonies [2012-10-07 22:31:11 +0000 UTC]

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