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Description at least they've learned a world exists beyond their borders.
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Airi-X [2011-11-09 00:32:30 +0000 UTC]

"Here be dragons."
I'm American. I died. xD

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TrueCynder [2011-07-11 04:21:40 +0000 UTC]

im to stupid for this world .. i dont get it WHAT DA FUCK ? XD

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CometstarandGirara [2011-06-18 20:54:01 +0000 UTC]

hey! im canadian! a?

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DiruSamurai [2011-05-08 02:00:53 +0000 UTC]

...you see, this is why I hate being American.....

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SaruhKerra [2011-04-13 23:18:44 +0000 UTC]

Dear lord
It's SO TRUE.
I'm American and I fail at Geography.
I'm not incredibly stupid, but...Geography is just...no. I fail.

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tahoejunkie133 [2011-01-13 01:58:44 +0000 UTC]

The blue stuff is made of people who love america, right?

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drowninflames [2010-06-13 17:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... I feel like I should be offended (as I am an American). But I'm NOT! Hilarious, really. Though I will swear that although I am terrible at Geography, I am not THIS dumb.

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Leesie2k5 In reply to drowninflames [2010-06-14 01:53:21 +0000 UTC]

haha awesome, it wasnt intended to be personally offensive to anyone, more to poke fun at the generalization.
im glad you liked it

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Douglas-Macleod [2010-01-18 12:13:46 +0000 UTC]

Though I am from the US, I do find this quite funny, and it doesn't bother me in the slightest. While I haven't met people that are blatantly that...mm, I hate to use the word because it's childish, "stupid," they're more preoccupied with themselves to even think about what the rest of the world is doing.

Same with certain email sites, that always have news updates (such as yahoo), but they're never about the rest of the world. Rather it's always about the same bullshit politics going on here, or about what so-and-so wore to the emmys, etc etc. I have to go to BBC news to find out what's happening, really.

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flclempire [2009-08-19 19:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Americans don't even know what a communist is now-a-days. Pretty fail.

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demonjacobs666 In reply to flclempire [2009-11-23 00:17:07 +0000 UTC]

arent communists the ones that want to share everything equally, no matter what you did?

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flclempire In reply to demonjacobs666 [2009-11-23 04:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Can you not read?

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Vilshanka In reply to flclempire [2011-08-07 16:17:41 +0000 UTC]

No, he just proved your point.

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demonjacobs666 [2009-07-22 16:16:00 +0000 UTC]

You need to update this to include the Middle East.

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MexPirateRed [2009-07-21 22:41:39 +0000 UTC]

I rememeber when one gringo ask my if i speak Mexican, since that day i say no i dont speak spanish i am not from spian i speak Mexican, also when they told me that here the most important day was 5 of may and told them yeah its Christmas Here and he ask me reallly?, at least some know that Brazil and MΓ©xico are not the same country

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TheGreatMC [2008-10-30 17:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Huuuuge exact version of this map is decorating wall of my old high-school, providing everyone with a good laugh!

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lenden [2008-07-28 23:33:28 +0000 UTC]

It hurts because it's true... ^^
Hey, I didn't know you were from Canada, cool. ^^
Must...Restist....Urge...to...say...'Eh?'

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Leesie2k5 In reply to lenden [2008-07-28 23:54:48 +0000 UTC]

eh

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lenden In reply to Leesie2k5 [2008-07-29 00:03:39 +0000 UTC]

Truth is, though, that I say 'eh?' without Canadian provocation anyway. ^^

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Leesie2k5 In reply to lenden [2008-07-29 00:54:17 +0000 UTC]

everyone says eh.

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demonjacobs666 In reply to Leesie2k5 [2009-11-23 00:15:45 +0000 UTC]

C, eh, n, eh, d, eh. thats how you spell canada.

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lenden In reply to Leesie2k5 [2008-07-29 00:57:35 +0000 UTC]

Not true, my sister doesn't say eh.

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demonjacobs666 In reply to lenden [2009-11-23 00:16:03 +0000 UTC]

and it doesn't say eh in "O Canada" either

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lenden In reply to lenden [2008-07-28 23:34:27 +0000 UTC]

Wait, I think that Canada thing is...I don't know what I'm talking about. ><;

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Zappa-the-unforgiven [2008-07-22 04:57:34 +0000 UTC]

The map's right.
America is just that kick-ass.

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donnydoo [2008-05-24 19:04:27 +0000 UTC]

Hey, you left out jebusland. We love jebus and all the oil he left us in jebusland!

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EarthPhantomTS [2008-04-04 00:50:48 +0000 UTC]

Heh, no kidding...do you know the percentage of people in this country who think the Magna Carta was signed in America? Never mind the fact that the people who signed it thought the world was flat!

I'll admit, I can't remember the details off the top of my head exactly, but it gets the point across, right?

I think I'll fave this, then anytime I get tired of stupid policy after stupid policy, I can look at this caricature and laugh !

Anyway, this reminds me of Michael Moore's "Idiot Nation", for obvious reasons, so that's a extra point in your favor.

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Leesie2k5 In reply to EarthPhantomTS [2008-04-04 02:49:18 +0000 UTC]

i love michael moore. that man is the dawn

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dylanxtreme [2008-02-22 05:09:24 +0000 UTC]

ok now that is fucking funny

personal favorites how south america or possibly thats africa or or a combination of the two is just a giant island

and also how yurop is an island away from the commies

but now speaking as a "proud" american by technicality under the patriot act i have to say fuck you for putting that up...but i dont really mean it

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Leesie2k5 In reply to dylanxtreme [2008-02-22 05:55:58 +0000 UTC]

haha... go on.. fuck me then

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demonjacobs666 In reply to Leesie2k5 [2009-11-23 00:13:16 +0000 UTC]

I he won't, I will

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demonjacobs666 In reply to demonjacobs666 [2009-11-23 00:13:24 +0000 UTC]

*if

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sparkjolt [2008-02-19 20:10:13 +0000 UTC]

I love the comments on this. It's so funny how someone can get insulted like this. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!!! I mean, it's not like it means anything, it's just stereotyping. I couldn't care less if you started insulting the english, and would probably find it even funnier than most people, because I live there!

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Leesie2k5 In reply to sparkjolt [2008-02-19 20:14:10 +0000 UTC]

see, people like you I respect. at least you understand the concept of humor!

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Stacey73 [2008-02-15 02:02:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear lord... This one almost cost me a mouthful of coffee and a keyboard!

Ah yes. My American brethren continue to demonstrate their keen wit and observational skills.

i suppose most consider it a happy happenstance that we chose a president that both embodies and perpetuates our beloved world views.

Then again, I don't think most americans have even noticed, truth told. Why bother with the rest of the world when you could be watching America's Next Top Model!?

...And they wonder why I don't watch television.

... Or.. you know.. leave the house.

My Kuntry. Let Me Show U It.

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Leesie2k5 In reply to Stacey73 [2008-02-15 02:18:15 +0000 UTC]

haha.. you're like, totally my new hero

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deansboy [2008-02-09 03:49:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh lord you forgot to insult the French!

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Leesie2k5 In reply to deansboy [2008-02-09 04:11:33 +0000 UTC]

dude, i am french.

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deansboy In reply to Leesie2k5 [2008-02-11 07:10:39 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, damn that blew up in my face. Not as much as that other guy though.

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Leesie2k5 In reply to deansboy [2008-02-11 08:36:00 +0000 UTC]

well, i'm french, english, metis, lithuanian, and greek

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demonjacobs666 In reply to Leesie2k5 [2009-11-23 00:11:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm "all of the above"

I think I even have some atlantian in me

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deansboy In reply to Leesie2k5 [2008-02-12 06:06:22 +0000 UTC]

Cheater!

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chemicalagent [2008-02-06 02:22:34 +0000 UTC]

pretty stupid.....

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Leesie2k5 In reply to chemicalagent [2008-02-06 04:50:24 +0000 UTC]

thats what makes it so much fun. if you haven't noticed, all these 'osters' are pretty stupid... *shrugs* you have to have the right sense of humor to appreciate it, i guess.

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chemicalagent In reply to Leesie2k5 [2008-02-06 05:02:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh I noticed. Hence the comment.

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Leesie2k5 In reply to chemicalagent [2008-02-06 06:23:29 +0000 UTC]

oh, well. sorry you can't enjoy them the way i do.

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chemicalagent In reply to Leesie2k5 [2008-02-06 13:21:44 +0000 UTC]

Im sorry you enjoy making fun of a country.
Isnt it true that Canadians go to school for 13 years and not 12 like Americans.
Why do you guys need that extra year? You need it.

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Leesie2k5 In reply to chemicalagent [2008-02-06 17:55:12 +0000 UTC]

because we educate ourselves on the rest of the world.
unlike americans, we are informed that there is a world beyond our borders.
and the 13th year is optional, and only exists in some provinces as a university prep.

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chemicalagent In reply to Leesie2k5 [2008-02-06 18:40:04 +0000 UTC]

Id say you were uneducated and despartely need that extra year
And you are spreading hate, not humor.

You know nothing of what Americans know or dont know.
Do you actauly think that we dont know the world outside our border, thats just rediculous, and ignorant.
And we dont just attack small countries, Iraq had the fourth largest military in the world.

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Leesie2k5 In reply to chemicalagent [2008-02-06 18:42:41 +0000 UTC]

and you're perpetuating your own negative stereotype.
congratulations, jackass.

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