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$- A title that commands respect, such as "Sir," "Duke," or "Bass Master." Also: ', @, ^, #, %, and +Adoptee- A subspecies of deviant, which attach themselves to larger predators, much like remoras or temporary tattoos.
Anime- One of the most thriving, fastest-growing religions in the world today.
Avatar- The tiny, tiny window in the computer screen, though which a deviant may look at the outside world.
Community- A safe haven where like minds can gather, free from the prying and oppressive eyes of the outside world, to talk about how sexy Jack Sparrow is.
Constructive criticism- Any comment that does not involve the words "dood," "teh," "poop" or "gay." Any replies made to constructive criticism will contain all four.
Dark Art- Pictures of various pale women with too much eye makeup. May or may not be bleeding from somewhere.
Deviant- Once thought to exist only in myth, the wild deviant has recently been found thriving in various parts of the world, wherever internet connections can be found. Recognizable by its ink-stained fingers and pale, sun starved skin, it subsists on a strict diet of coffee, ramen, bagels and pocky. Although useless for domestication, (when not drawing, photographing or writing they go into periods of deep hibernation,) they can easily be tamed with prints and false promises of oral sex.
Deviations- The offspring of deviants. See scourge upon humanity.
Emoticon- A reasonable substitute for feeling.
Fanart- A one-way ticket to commentsville, with regular stops at favland. See popularity.
Fav- A sexual act, derived from the word "fuck." Different from it's predecessor in that the role of the powerful lies in the person who seduces and then "gets faved," as opposed to the one who "favs." Like fucking, faving is most commonly associated with the charming and the beautiful, or at least something with big tits on it.
Flame- See constructive criticism. See also what I'm going to receive for writing this.
Forum- A place deviants go to complain how much they hate the forum.
Full view- A way to see each piece as the artist truly intended it- blown up to the point where the character's left nostril fills the entire screen.
Furries- Human/animal hybrids, a result of bored mad scientists running around DeviantART.
Journal- A tiny box where millions of avatars are stored.
Poem- A string of words with irregular spacing. By nature, the words "blood," "rose," "drug," "blade," "dream," "soul," "ice," "rain" and "crimson tears" must be in every poem.
Popularity- A quality that each deviant despises in everyone but themselves.
Prose- A poem with the line breaks removed.
Scourge Upon Humanity- An artist or writer with no sense of humor.
Screenshot- A way of capturing that one, special moment before the dragon bites your laptop in two.
Whore- One who admits to wanting attention.
WTF- After 'round the clock research, our team of archeologists and linguists have determined this symbol is an abbreviation for "waffles talk funny." We cannot be wrong.
Yaoi- A sexual pairing that involves two men having a relationship while a teenaged girl watches.
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Comments: 382
Conga-Heli [2014-10-15 21:02:42 +0000 UTC]
YAOI: a art form made specifically for teenage girls to see, also excels in making men cringe and delete their entire history in google
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FireDragon104 [2013-11-10 00:19:56 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Absolutely brilliant!
"Waffles talk funny" made my day!
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SexyNaru [2012-04-30 21:21:49 +0000 UTC]
You are absolutely horrible for writing this! I think am going to go cry in a corner and get myself involved in more yaoi until I sleep for another 6 months. I've been stripped of all my dignity an pride from this wonderfully awesome peice of work that made me laugh until I realized that you were talking about me. It's cause you hate me isn't it? It's cause you think I'm lazy. Well, I've got news for you: I do my homework (while looking through art galleries) I go to school (while secretly stalking the forums) and I cook and eat dinner every night (all while reading random literature). I am NOTHING like you think I am!!! Wtf? Who do you think you are making me blush?!
~Sarcasm
Love it!
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Shadow-wire [2012-02-27 17:21:32 +0000 UTC]
I had thing so wrong mebe i need to get out more
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Brok3nD011 [2012-02-13 21:34:48 +0000 UTC]
oh wait- you missed one.
"Awesome"- I.E a definition among deviants that replaces "LOL." Can be replaced with such words as "Beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, wicked, sexy. Is often posted upon fav's.
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SomeonewithaSandwich In reply to Brok3nD011 [2023-05-08 00:55:28 +0000 UTC]
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BlindDeviantKid [2011-06-27 17:15:24 +0000 UTC]
hahahaha! I love the full view one! Too funny XD
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laughterbuddies [2011-06-01 01:56:35 +0000 UTC]
Dood, waffles talk funny because teh poop is gay
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Kodiackk8 [2011-01-10 05:18:49 +0000 UTC]
waffles talk funny, OMG!!
could not stop laughing !!!!!!!
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xXxSoullessAngelxXx [2010-12-29 02:58:23 +0000 UTC]
"We cannot be wrong" I must use this... again and again until my friends beat me to death.
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mischiefmaker21 In reply to xXxSoullessAngelxXx [2011-04-19 00:44:09 +0000 UTC]
i second tht
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Lilytooth-Star [2010-12-23 21:52:08 +0000 UTC]
It's sad how accurate this is. Because the internet lacks smarts.
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irishluck92 [2010-08-10 14:29:16 +0000 UTC]
This is really funny.
I like the Waffles Talk Funny, I think that's the real definition for WTF. I'm glad you have corrected me.
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tigertailzlc [2010-06-18 15:12:26 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA!
Was this shortened? 'Cause in the DD box it makes out that there's more...
Anyway, whether or not that's all, this is so funny xD
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Mushr00mCom1t33 [2010-05-29 18:52:31 +0000 UTC]
all i can say is this: i am soooooo glad my 7 year old sister can't read
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starjade12 [2010-05-18 23:07:04 +0000 UTC]
Yaoi- A sexual pairing that involves two men having a relationship while a teenaged girl watches.
RIGHT ON THE MARK!
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fiction-freak [2010-05-18 01:50:42 +0000 UTC]
It's so true! I've thought most of these things myself
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oko-san [2010-05-10 22:25:07 +0000 UTC]
.....anime's a religion?........
i wish this were in the dictionary....no....i wish this were the dictionary.....
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infinityxo [2010-04-26 13:04:42 +0000 UTC]
"WTF- After 'round the clock research, our team of archeologists and linguists have determined this symbol is an abbreviation for "waffles talk funny." We cannot be wrong."
Lmfao, Your brilliant.
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Kendecia [2010-04-06 15:51:37 +0000 UTC]
between Full view, yaoi, deviant, and wtf. My Gawd they were so funny.
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xXChibi-ManXx [2010-03-19 23:15:42 +0000 UTC]
Awesome- see "The Deviant's Dictionary" by ~leftomaniac
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Break-Catcher [2010-02-19 21:24:54 +0000 UTC]
ROFLMAO!!! ok, after an excessively long day sitting on the college campus, this is something that is sure to put a smile on your face
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leftomaniac In reply to Break-Catcher [2010-02-22 03:12:28 +0000 UTC]
I am pleased that I could bring you joy after a long day of sitting.
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TowerCorp [2010-01-14 19:33:32 +0000 UTC]
this is genius condensed. the description you gave to "popularity" is simply perfect.
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leftomaniac In reply to TowerCorp [2010-02-09 21:11:14 +0000 UTC]
Danke. I remember back in the day, that definition was the one that made me want to write this. I still think it's the only one on the list that really sounds like Bierce.
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ArtyGirl109 [2009-07-31 19:11:49 +0000 UTC]
ah, how i laughed
i especially like your definition of "WTF"
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HereticWings [2009-07-09 12:01:55 +0000 UTC]
So that's where I've been going wrong! I'm not as popular as others because I don't randomly offer oral sex!
Thank you so much for making this clear to me - I feel that you have opened many doors.
So I wonder how busy Spyed and Heidi etc must be, they're really popular... and maybe that's what really happened to Jark and Matteo...
Hmm.
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XPuppet-MasterX [2009-06-25 15:45:43 +0000 UTC]
kewl but you fergot yuri.
Yuri- the oposit of yaoi
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Haziey [2009-05-24 00:37:29 +0000 UTC]
i laughed at everything~ Anyone who takes offence to this is just....silly
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DragonBloodSilver [2009-04-13 18:12:24 +0000 UTC]
this is absolutely brilliant! I laughed so hard xDDD
You must have pure genius to come up with these, mate
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