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Description $- A title that commands respect, such as "Sir," "Duke," or "Bass Master." Also: ', @, ^, #, %, and +

Adoptee- A subspecies of deviant, which attach themselves to larger predators, much like remoras or temporary tattoos.

Anime- One of the most thriving, fastest-growing religions in the world today.

Avatar- The tiny, tiny window in the computer screen, though which a deviant may look at the outside world.

Community- A safe haven where like minds can gather, free from the prying and oppressive eyes of the outside world, to talk about how sexy Jack Sparrow is.

Constructive criticism- Any comment that does not involve the words "dood," "teh," "poop" or "gay." Any replies made to constructive criticism will contain all four.

Dark Art- Pictures of various pale women with too much eye makeup. May or may not be bleeding from somewhere.

Deviant- Once thought to exist only in myth, the wild deviant has recently been found thriving in various parts of the world, wherever internet connections can be found. Recognizable by its ink-stained fingers and pale, sun starved skin, it subsists on a strict diet of coffee, ramen, bagels and pocky. Although useless for domestication, (when not drawing, photographing or writing they go into periods of deep hibernation,) they can easily be tamed with prints and false promises of oral sex.

Deviations- The offspring of deviants. See scourge upon humanity.

Emoticon- A reasonable substitute for feeling.

Fanart- A one-way ticket to commentsville, with regular stops at favland. See popularity.

Fav- A sexual act, derived from the word "fuck." Different from it's predecessor in that the role of the powerful lies in the person who seduces and then "gets faved," as opposed to the one who "favs." Like fucking, faving is most commonly associated with the charming and the beautiful, or at least something with big tits on it.

Flame- See constructive criticism. See also what I'm going to receive for writing this.

Forum- A place deviants go to complain how much they hate the forum.

Full view- A way to see each piece as the artist truly intended it- blown up to the point where the character's left nostril fills the entire screen.

Furries- Human/animal hybrids, a result of bored mad scientists running around DeviantART.

Journal- A tiny box where millions of avatars are stored.

Poem- A string of words with irregular spacing. By nature, the words "blood," "rose," "drug," "blade," "dream," "soul," "ice," "rain" and "crimson tears" must be in every poem.

Popularity- A quality that each deviant despises in everyone but themselves.

Prose- A poem with the line breaks removed.

Scourge Upon Humanity- An artist or writer with no sense of humor.

Screenshot- A way of capturing that one, special moment before the dragon bites your laptop in two.

Whore- One who admits to wanting attention.

WTF- After 'round the clock research, our team of archeologists and linguists have determined this symbol is an abbreviation for "waffles talk funny." We cannot be wrong.

Yaoi- A sexual pairing that involves two men having a relationship while a teenaged girl watches.
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Comments: 382

silverthehedgehog122 [2009-04-10 18:17:31 +0000 UTC]

lol waffles talk funny what the fruck

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dyserae [2009-03-03 03:22:24 +0000 UTC]

my favorite one is the WTF definition. lol I'm going to use that one on my friends. If you don't mind that is. lol

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RedJeriko [2009-02-06 00:26:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Brilliant!

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kristofferm [2009-01-31 01:56:13 +0000 UTC]

This really made my day! Whenever I'm out in that place called outside-my-house I'll come back here to be amused. 100% insightful humor.

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JaCobian91 [2009-01-19 19:45:15 +0000 UTC]

A poem for you...

Crimson Tears rain on the drugged roses,
My dreams the blade of my soul,
Cutting through the ice,
Bleeding that icy blood towards the roses.

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leftomaniac In reply to JaCobian91 [2009-01-21 05:56:50 +0000 UTC]

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling. Wait, yes there is.

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JaCobian91 In reply to leftomaniac [2009-01-22 03:41:58 +0000 UTC]

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PandoraValentine [2009-01-06 01:47:31 +0000 UTC]

that's was great. the yaoi one was the best, though.

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Clockwork-Industries [2008-12-21 02:51:53 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing. Thank you for posting it. My favorite was the "Fanart" entry.

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cindefckingrella [2008-12-06 07:49:12 +0000 UTC]

i love furries ! XD haha

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colBoh [2008-12-04 07:33:22 +0000 UTC]

The healthiest, most purifing laugh is a laugh at yourself - or should we say "ourself"?

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leftomaniac In reply to colBoh [2009-01-19 08:28:55 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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AntarcticDreamer [2008-10-28 19:41:08 +0000 UTC]

I like it Cynical and sarcasrtic, but true.

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julietcaesar [2008-09-23 09:35:54 +0000 UTC]

It's a wonderful piece of satire, and a very promising idea that could amuse a large audience. With a few more entries into the dictionary, this could become a classic on dA.

Nevertheless, from what I have read, the sarcasm and wit really shines out here.

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CrazyOkami [2008-09-17 19:41:00 +0000 UTC]

This is great!

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WhisperedGrace [2008-09-16 20:37:13 +0000 UTC]

I think I love your brain...

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xxTsubakis-Magicxx [2008-08-30 05:41:34 +0000 UTC]

thats totally kickass.

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A-Heros-Legacy [2008-07-31 21:37:12 +0000 UTC]

lmao, wonderful!

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crazy-manga-fan In reply to ??? [2008-07-29 11:37:20 +0000 UTC]

This made may day!!
And yes waffles do talk funny...

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Beachinmama [2008-07-25 05:12:51 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't going to look at this but something told me to take a chance........OMGTFF!!

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TinkerBe11 [2008-07-20 23:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Heh that was good, my friend was right. So funny. But oral sex? I think the promise of actual sex would go over with me better. But then that's just me XD

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ChocolateThunduh [2008-07-14 20:23:42 +0000 UTC]

hahaha waffles talk funny

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DancingMouse [2008-06-19 01:35:31 +0000 UTC]

This is brilliance! It's so true too.

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MouseAvenger [2008-06-12 03:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Genius, man, genius! ^_^

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Bludog6 [2008-06-07 02:51:36 +0000 UTC]

If it's alright with you, i'm going to quote the 'WTF' definition into a personality summary on a diff website, but i will give the credit of where i found it to this page and you.

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leftomaniac In reply to Bludog6 [2008-06-07 03:53:29 +0000 UTC]

That's perfectly all right^_^

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Bludog6 In reply to leftomaniac [2008-06-11 06:25:06 +0000 UTC]

thanx

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Bludog6 [2008-06-06 02:16:01 +0000 UTC]

there is no waffle emoticon to place on top of a 'Full View's left nostril...

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blackcat-girl [2008-05-29 02:58:44 +0000 UTC]

XDD This is so great.

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Daring-Diabetick [2008-05-22 03:07:12 +0000 UTC]

hehe. you make me laugh. and that doesnt happen unless the weird guy on CSI dies...

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cougra139 [2008-05-10 17:46:40 +0000 UTC]

mwuahaha! while a teenaged girl watches... ^.^'

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cafeinomane [2008-04-27 21:20:50 +0000 UTC]

I recognized myself perfectly for ''Deviant''. Really.

Should I be sad or proud ?

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Baz135 In reply to cafeinomane [2008-05-04 02:22:13 +0000 UTC]

i think the answer for this should be both XD

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leftomaniac In reply to Baz135 [2008-06-07 03:53:06 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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takusan-no-ai [2008-04-03 08:31:26 +0000 UTC]

ah, i don't think i got enough of this very humorful (really made my day )

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kungpowkitten In reply to ??? [2008-04-01 19:17:31 +0000 UTC]

This is epic. Thanks for making me laugh! ;D

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y0urstalker [2008-03-31 12:43:14 +0000 UTC]

well isn't this useful~

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DocCarlson In reply to ??? [2008-03-26 04:33:41 +0000 UTC]

The thing that makes me laugh about stuff like this is that the people who really should be offended always seem to like it the most.

Funnier still is when those people like that act like it's "other deviants" who behave that way.

Case in point, this is a daily deviation. Waffles talk funny?

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ClamShellHeart [2008-03-25 22:00:34 +0000 UTC]

OMFG LOL! XDDDDDDDDD

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tspeecestudios In reply to ??? [2008-03-11 00:04:58 +0000 UTC]

Bloody-flaming-brilliant my friend, and most refreshing in its use of 98% actual legitimate words. Not "woot"s or "STFU"s here!

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Deep-Emerald [2008-03-07 06:00:59 +0000 UTC]

heh. very cool

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howling-blade [2008-03-01 20:09:39 +0000 UTC]

hehe this is good! lol and it seems urgetting faved a lot for this x)

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tori-margaret [2008-02-27 05:48:37 +0000 UTC]

if I could fave you 100 times, I would

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Gpilot06 [2008-02-25 02:44:09 +0000 UTC]

D00d I so wanna fav you right now...and by faving I mean...well you get the point. XD

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DeZia [2008-02-13 17:15:13 +0000 UTC]

I seriously believe you have won all of Deviantart for all eternity. End of Song. Not only was this an EXCELLENT parody and had me pretty much in pain from laughing, but it was INTELLEGENT and WITTY too. Rare things these days |:

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silent-pirate [2008-01-28 04:01:25 +0000 UTC]

why have I not seen this amazing literary work before?

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raspil [2008-01-28 02:04:24 +0000 UTC]

You're Noah Webster reincarnated.

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leftomaniac In reply to raspil [2008-01-30 07:01:55 +0000 UTC]

That danged Federalist? Fah and bah!

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Memnalar [2008-01-28 00:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Well done. Bierce himself might have raised an eyebrow.

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leftomaniac In reply to Memnalar [2008-01-30 07:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Now THAT is a compliment.

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