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So effortlessly, he heads on over to 3002 Third Leaf Boulevard. It's easy for him to remember because Magnet Man is registered as DWN-018 on the database, meaning he's the second robot in the third rogues gallery.Ice Man: *knock knock* Hello? Magnet Man? *rings the doorbell* A-anyone home?
No response. He's probably holed up in his room as usual.
Ice Man: *wistfully looking at X* I'm sorry...
So he does the unthinkable and throws the plush doll right at the top-floor window!
Magnet Man: *opening the window* Who did this!? *only just now noticing the little blue figure* Oh, I should've known. *floats down magnetically* But still, you've got some nerve, kid. W-well, circuit, because, y-y'know, we're robots...
Ice Man: Y-you see, Auto was originally supposed to operate on me tomorrow, but he figured out through Cold Man that leaving Bond Man's chip inside me only did more harm than good, so he rescheduled. What do I do to keep Bond Man from suddenly taking over like that?
Magnet Man: Do what I always do - when there's something troubling me I like to take a little mental vacation in my own head. You know, think about the stuff that I like.
Ice Man: I mean, I've been doing that. What else do you got?
Magnet Man: I dunno, I can barely think straight as it is with all this magnetic energy it's taking for me to float there. Oh wait, I got it! I just remembered, I also like to talk to the things making me upset in order to not be so bothered by them.
Ice Man: Bingo! Now this may come as a shock, but my REM system's all broken and stuff so I go about my day-to-day life filled with all sorts of hallucinations!
Magnet Man: Are they scary?
Ice Man: Not usually. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a convenient vanity to talk to. Bye!
Magnet Man: .......................Where am I?
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