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Instead of Roll to wake the two cold brothers up as usual, it's Magma Man.

Magma Man: GUYS WAKE UP!!! By now we've heard of your little problem and so Roll's put more effort into creating an Ice Man-friendly breakfast or something.

These are trying times indeed. Surely breakfast must be something special.

Roll: I went ahead and bought a bunch of these overnight oats last night, and well now they're ready. *handing both Ice Man and Cold Man each a bowl* See? Nice and cold, the way you like it!
Ice Man: Funny. I think I feel better already. But all the same, thanks Roll!
Roll: No problem.

Knock on wood, because something's bound to happen.

Cut Man: Whoa, better already? I'm shocked! Junior pretty much hates me for not backing down on my relationship with Catonia...
Ice Man: Yeah. Plus, these are blueberry! So this is cold and sweet, my two favorite things!

Exactly as suspected!

Bond Man: I don't think so...
Ice Man: *shiver* I-I stand corrected...!
Cold Man: I knew it was too good to be true! Here Ice Man, come with me.

So they end up heading outside, taking a walk somewhere.

Cold Man: What prompted all this confidence?
Ice Man: Well, it came to me in a dream last night, and me sleeping with you certainly helped, so...
Cold Man: Well you know what they say, the bigger one is, the harder one falls. *as Ice Man is inspecting his own short stature* Or as that Centaur Man character once said, don't be like Icarus and fly too close to the sun or something like that.
Ice Man: You can say that again. Now, and I know this is gonna sound incredibly cliché, but... I'm not myself.
Bond Man: *hahaha* Bingo! I knew you'd say that.
Ice Man: P-please leave me alone.
Bond Man: 😠
Cold Man: Y-you talking to Bond Man? *heh*
Ice Man: Yeah. We share a processor, so only I can see him. ! Wait a minute! Share a processor! I know just who to talk to for help!
Cold Man: You don't mean Impact Man, do you?
Ice Man: Last one to the Nakaume worksite is a melted puddle of ice cream!
Bond Man: Yeah. Ignore me. Just you wait, Ice Man... I'll strike when you least expect it. *evil chuckle*

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Description
Instead of Roll to wake the two cold brothers up as usual, it's Magma Man.

Magma Man: GUYS WAKE UP!!! By now we've heard of your little problem and so Roll's put more effort into creating an Ice Man-friendly breakfast or something.

These are trying times indeed. Surely breakfast must be something special.

Roll: I went ahead and bought a bunch of these overnight oats last night, and well now they're ready. *handing both Ice Man and Cold Man each a bowl* See? Nice and cold, the way you like it!
Ice Man: Funny. I think I feel better already. But all the same, thanks Roll!
Roll: No problem.

Knock on wood, because something's bound to happen.

Cut Man: Whoa, better already? I'm shocked! Junior pretty much hates me for not backing down on my relationship with Catonia...
Ice Man: Yeah. Plus, these are blueberry! So this is cold and sweet, my two favorite things!

Exactly as suspected!

Bond Man: I don't think so...
Ice Man: *shiver* I-I stand corrected...!
Cold Man: I knew it was too good to be true! Here Ice Man, come with me.

So they end up heading outside, taking a walk somewhere.

Cold Man: What prompted all this confidence?
Ice Man: Well, it came to me in a dream last night, and me sleeping with you certainly helped, so...
Cold Man: Well you know what they say, the bigger one is, the harder one falls. *as Ice Man is inspecting his own short stature* Or as that Centaur Man character once said, don't be like Icarus and fly too close to the sun or something like that.
Ice Man: You can say that again. Now, and I know this is gonna sound incredibly cliché, but... I'm not myself.
Bond Man: *hahaha* Bingo! I knew you'd say that.
Ice Man: P-please leave me alone.
Bond Man: 😠
Cold Man: Y-you talking to Bond Man? *heh*
Ice Man: Yeah. We share a processor, so only I can see him. ! Wait a minute! Share a processor! I know just who to talk to for help!
Cold Man: You don't mean Impact Man, do you?
Ice Man: Last one to the Nakaume worksite is a melted puddle of ice cream!
Bond Man: Yeah. Ignore me. Just you wait, Ice Man... I'll strike when you least expect it. *evil chuckle*

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