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After they dump their stick load into the firepit, Kalinka brings out a matchbox and strikes a match. Unfortunately, she forgot about one very important thing.

Pharaoh Man: *blowing out her match* I'm terribly sorry Kalinka, *putting his mouth-bandages back up* but I'm afraid that won't be necessary.
Kalinka: Aw, why?
Pharaoh Man: It seems you forgot about *readies up a Pharaoh Shot* this!

And Pharaoh Man throws his little solar fireball into the firepit, creating a steady instantaneous warm fire and wowing everyone.

Pharaoh Man: Now who's ready for beans and soup?

Some minutes later, the food's all ready for everyone to eat. Tundra Man assists Kalinka in cooling off her cans, because squishy humans can't touch hot metal without suffering first degree burns.

Much enjoyment is had and lots of laughter is shared. ...Except from Skull Man, obviously.

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Description
After they dump their stick load into the firepit, Kalinka brings out a matchbox and strikes a match. Unfortunately, she forgot about one very important thing.

Pharaoh Man: *blowing out her match* I'm terribly sorry Kalinka, *putting his mouth-bandages back up* but I'm afraid that won't be necessary.
Kalinka: Aw, why?
Pharaoh Man: It seems you forgot about *readies up a Pharaoh Shot* this!

And Pharaoh Man throws his little solar fireball into the firepit, creating a steady instantaneous warm fire and wowing everyone.

Pharaoh Man: Now who's ready for beans and soup?

Some minutes later, the food's all ready for everyone to eat. Tundra Man assists Kalinka in cooling off her cans, because squishy humans can't touch hot metal without suffering first degree burns.

Much enjoyment is had and lots of laughter is shared. ...Except from Skull Man, obviously.

Mega Man -