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Melody Woman: ...You don't mean...?Her processor's so filled with pure concentrated unadulterated joy that the music stops as well!
Tundra Man: What's the matter, madam?
Melody Woman: ...THE Dr. Cossack...!?
Tundra Man: ...Yes of course--
Melody Woman: *hugging Tundra Man tightly* THE Dr. Mikhail Cossack!?
Tundra Man: *girlish squeal*
Melody Woman: I've idolized him for years! Ever since I first got activated I was like ALL OVER this guy! I mean, being able to support a gaggle of robots and a daughter!? That's like, practically winning the genius inventor lottery!
She hears something falling to the floor.
Tundra Man: W-what I was GOING to say, was... I-I'm t-the youngest of his r-robot lineup, n-not counting S-Skull Man...!!
That something happened to be the white thing that's normally supposed to go on his face.
Tundra Man: W-what...? What are you staring at...?
His face!
How could one robot be so handsome, let alone that specific kind of handsome that almost seems feminine, as if to befit that lilting falsetto of a voice coupled with that oh-so-very-elegant ice skater apparel!?
Tundra Man: ...It's my face, isn't it?
A very long, very passionate kiss straight on the lips then commences! Why, it almost feels as if she's weightless during the whole thing!
It almost feels as if he's weightless too... Oh wait, he just fainted out of shock, judging by the circular things on his ears going dark.
Melody Woman: ...Y-you okay?
Not long after, he comes to.
Tundra Man: *frantically picking up the white thing* Y-you weren't supposed to SEE that!! *putting it on* Let alone fall in love with it at first sight...
Melody Woman: I just couldn't help it, you looked so cute!
Tundra Man: Well, I'm hoping this won't work out, because I've got my eye on Guts Man, Toad Man, and particularly Shade Man as potential love interests with a love of music...
Melody Woman: No thanks. You know how relationships with vampires turn out.
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Comments: 6
Legacy-Galaxy [2020-10-13 12:41:58 +0000 UTC]
Son of a gun, this picture was uploaded at atound the same time MiniStar100 posted her haircanons for 5 of the 8 Robot Masters in the 11th game, whereas Block Man was bald, Impact Man wasn't, and Bounce Man had no head.
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Legacy-Galaxy In reply to PolskiFastener [2020-10-13 12:30:19 +0000 UTC]
That's actually a thing Tundra Man can say when skating around like the namby-pamby little Russian ice princess he thinks he is.
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Legacy-Galaxy In reply to PolskiFastener [2020-10-13 12:39:29 +0000 UTC]
And yes, I said "Russian" for a reason. The gallery manufacturer note at the bottom says something about "Cossack Robot Laboratories", which Capcom has confirmed refers to the same guy from Mega Man 4.
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