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You know how Mad Jack constantly brags about how nothing can scare him?

Well, here's Lanky, about to accomplish something nobody else could THINK to do!

Lanky: Hey, Jack.
Mad Jack: Aha! Another child! *tries his absolute DAMNEDEST to look threatening*
Lanky: *laughs it off* You don't scare me! But how about I turn the tables a bit?
Mad Jack: Huh?
Lanky: Have you ever lost control of your body?
Mad Jack: No, but I can't imagine that it'd be any good.
Lanky: Well, it's much worse than it sounds. The fact that you have no choice but to watch as somebody else pilots your body and makes you do things you wouldn't even think to do...
Mad Jack: *shudders for the very first time* *yelps* T-that wasn't natural...!
Lanky: I did it a lot back in July 5 years ago. I didn't think it was natural my first time either.
Mad Jack: *rushes to his room in fear that he may do more strange and unnatural things*
Lanky: *smug*

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from

Description
You know how Mad Jack constantly brags about how nothing can scare him?

Well, here's Lanky, about to accomplish something nobody else could THINK to do!

Lanky: Hey, Jack.
Mad Jack: Aha! Another child! *tries his absolute DAMNEDEST to look threatening*
Lanky: *laughs it off* You don't scare me! But how about I turn the tables a bit?
Mad Jack: Huh?
Lanky: Have you ever lost control of your body?
Mad Jack: No, but I can't imagine that it'd be any good.
Lanky: Well, it's much worse than it sounds. The fact that you have no choice but to watch as somebody else pilots your body and makes you do things you wouldn't even think to do...
Mad Jack: *shudders for the very first time* *yelps* T-that wasn't natural...!
Lanky: I did it a lot back in July 5 years ago. I didn't think it was natural my first time either.
Mad Jack: *rushes to his room in fear that he may do more strange and unnatural things*
Lanky: *smug*

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from