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He at first tries this by flying, but of course that's not going to work - if one of the Impact Bros gets damaged, then their respective jet-propulsion won't work anymore. He has to make the rest of this journey on foot.

Once there, he's greeted by Auto.

Auto: *noticing the dented Kui-saburo area* Goodness, did another one of those yellow things drop near ya!?
Impact Man: ...Y-yellow things? Funny you should mention it... Last night, we did have this strange dream. Block Man and we were watching the sky, and suddenly these yellow things began to fall from the sky. And as if by coincidence, a yellow thing did indeed fall from the sky near our worksite!
Auto: L-let's getcha fixed up in the attic.

Up to the attic they go. Auto then begins to detach the vent from Impact Man's damaged chest, banging the chassis back into place.

Rock: *inspecting Impact Man* Well, he seems to be his normal pompous self.
Roll: His eyes haven't turned a weird electric blue or anything, either.
Impact Man: W-what makes you say that, children?
Rock: We had a bad scare this morning.
Impact Man: There was a yellow thing near this laboratory, too!?
Auto: 'Fraid so.
Impact Man: W-well, we're here to tell you something - coming into contact with that yellow thing earlier caused Block Man to... w-well, the best way we can describe it is if he'd regressed back to his old self, but much more cold and calculating. H-he even began destroying the wall he was working on!
Auto: *gasp!* J-just like this morning! I remember something similar happening to Plug Man...

--

"It was just the usual morning - Plug Man was wishing us well."

Plug Man: Bye guys, I'm going to work! And especially bye-bye to you, students of UA Academy!

"Suddenly, he came across something strange."

Plug Man: ...Weird knockoff Dragon Ball?

"Morbid curiosity had taken hold, and when he came to, something else had, too."

Plug Man's eyes have changed from a calm summer's green to a strange lilac purple, almost matching his armor.

"The next thing I knew, Plug Man was going back to his room, probably to rip up that entire display he had goin' on in there!"

Auto: Wait, where'ya going!? Didn'tcha say you were going to work!?
Plug Man: *pfft* Bold of you to assume I have such things as a 9-to-5 job and hobbies.
Auto: You love that stuff! I-isn't it getting a 7th season--
Plug Man: Still your gibbering tongue, green slob! And by the way, *rips off his Apple Watch* this thing chafes.
Auto: *GASP*

"At this point I had no choice."

Auto: Uh, Demon Slayer? Uh... Spy X Family? N-new season of Gundam? ...V-Viewtiful Joe? N-new One Piece was animated by Americans and Koreans...! H-how about Beas--
Plug Man: Recommend one more piece of that garbage and you might very well be shoved into the scrapyard!!

"I was about to realize I might be the first true casualty of one of my fellow brethren. But then...!"

BA-LING! The Jewel Satellite is here to save the day! Thrice, too - Jewel Man, Rock, and Roll are all using it at once!

3 robots: No! Bad robot! Back! Get back! Shoo! Off with ya!
Auto: Y-you saved me...
Jewel Man: No problem, jolly green giant! Somethin' crazy musta happened with weeabot back there.
Rock: I'll alert the Cossacks first chance I get - maybe call the police too while I'm at it.
Roll: It was certainly unlike him to just yank off his smartwatch like that...
Auto: *heh* I know, right?

--

Auto: ...Anyway, the police should be here soon, investigating these weird balls.
Rock: *snicker snicker*
Impact Man: We don't know if there's any hope for Block Man...

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Description
He at first tries this by flying, but of course that's not going to work - if one of the Impact Bros gets damaged, then their respective jet-propulsion won't work anymore. He has to make the rest of this journey on foot.

Once there, he's greeted by Auto.

Auto: *noticing the dented Kui-saburo area* Goodness, did another one of those yellow things drop near ya!?
Impact Man: ...Y-yellow things? Funny you should mention it... Last night, we did have this strange dream. Block Man and we were watching the sky, and suddenly these yellow things began to fall from the sky. And as if by coincidence, a yellow thing did indeed fall from the sky near our worksite!
Auto: L-let's getcha fixed up in the attic.

Up to the attic they go. Auto then begins to detach the vent from Impact Man's damaged chest, banging the chassis back into place.

Rock: *inspecting Impact Man* Well, he seems to be his normal pompous self.
Roll: His eyes haven't turned a weird electric blue or anything, either.
Impact Man: W-what makes you say that, children?
Rock: We had a bad scare this morning.
Impact Man: There was a yellow thing near this laboratory, too!?
Auto: 'Fraid so.
Impact Man: W-well, we're here to tell you something - coming into contact with that yellow thing earlier caused Block Man to... w-well, the best way we can describe it is if he'd regressed back to his old self, but much more cold and calculating. H-he even began destroying the wall he was working on!
Auto: *gasp!* J-just like this morning! I remember something similar happening to Plug Man...

--

"It was just the usual morning - Plug Man was wishing us well."

Plug Man: Bye guys, I'm going to work! And especially bye-bye to you, students of UA Academy!

"Suddenly, he came across something strange."

Plug Man: ...Weird knockoff Dragon Ball?

"Morbid curiosity had taken hold, and when he came to, something else had, too."

Plug Man's eyes have changed from a calm summer's green to a strange lilac purple, almost matching his armor.

"The next thing I knew, Plug Man was going back to his room, probably to rip up that entire display he had goin' on in there!"

Auto: Wait, where'ya going!? Didn'tcha say you were going to work!?
Plug Man: *pfft* Bold of you to assume I have such things as a 9-to-5 job and hobbies.
Auto: You love that stuff! I-isn't it getting a 7th season--
Plug Man: Still your gibbering tongue, green slob! And by the way, *rips off his Apple Watch* this thing chafes.
Auto: *GASP*

"At this point I had no choice."

Auto: Uh, Demon Slayer? Uh... Spy X Family? N-new season of Gundam? ...V-Viewtiful Joe? N-new One Piece was animated by Americans and Koreans...! H-how about Beas--
Plug Man: Recommend one more piece of that garbage and you might very well be shoved into the scrapyard!!

"I was about to realize I might be the first true casualty of one of my fellow brethren. But then...!"

BA-LING! The Jewel Satellite is here to save the day! Thrice, too - Jewel Man, Rock, and Roll are all using it at once!

3 robots: No! Bad robot! Back! Get back! Shoo! Off with ya!
Auto: Y-you saved me...
Jewel Man: No problem, jolly green giant! Somethin' crazy musta happened with weeabot back there.
Rock: I'll alert the Cossacks first chance I get - maybe call the police too while I'm at it.
Roll: It was certainly unlike him to just yank off his smartwatch like that...
Auto: *heh* I know, right?

--

Auto: ...Anyway, the police should be here soon, investigating these weird balls.
Rock: *snicker snicker*
Impact Man: We don't know if there's any hope for Block Man...

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