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Published: 2017-07-04 13:32:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 1813; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 5
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Another image I had in Stash.Please keep your face at arm's length friend
Your breath is quite disgusting
I am not trying to offend
But your butt I will be busting
If you don't stay away from me
I do not want your kiss
The smell that emanates from thee
Is much like barf and piss
If you would only brush your teeth
And gargle with some Scope
Or floss that dead meat underneath
Your gums, there might be hope
For now, please smile the other way
Don't grin in my direction
And maybe on another day
You'll lose your vile infection
And then perhaps, we'll try again
To have a conversation
But currently I'm in such pain
From toxic inhalationΒ
Is it really much to ask?
Is it so hard to do?
To cover that maw with a mask
Cuz, man, you smell like poo!
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Comments: 17
LikaKinsky [2017-07-04 21:26:04 +0000 UTC]
great work! i love the textures you made on creatures. impresssive!
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PeteriDish [2017-07-04 15:22:15 +0000 UTC]
a mosasaurus head on an anaconda body? what's going on here?
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Legrandzilla In reply to PeteriDish [2017-07-04 17:10:55 +0000 UTC]
I think it is meant to be a plesiosaur or something
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Rose-Hunter [2017-07-04 14:43:42 +0000 UTC]
I like the subtle colouring you put into this oneΒ
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Kamellion [2017-07-04 14:18:54 +0000 UTC]
xD Excellent paint job, and equally great poetry skills!
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Legrandzilla In reply to Kamellion [2017-07-04 14:23:00 +0000 UTC]
Haha thanks I just came up with that on the spur of the moment XD
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Kamellion In reply to Legrandzilla [2017-07-04 14:27:50 +0000 UTC]
That's how the best poems come to life!
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