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Another excerpt from the Legrandzilla Field Guide. Legrandzillas are similar to dragons in that they also collect treasure and store said treasure in their lairs. Here is a rare photo of part of the legrandzillas lair, showing part of its treasure stash. The major difference here between a dragon's hoard and a legrandzilla stash, is that while a dragon will plunder to obtain treasure, the legrandzilla will make it himself, albeit using supplies it may have obtained at such sources as Hobby Lobby, Michaels, Ebay, and even the annual Godzilla Con known as G-Fest, which usually takes place in Chicago in July. (See legrandzilla annual pilgrimages and migrations pages 121-128). The G-Fest is important to note, because it is one of the best opportunities to view a living legrandzilla in all its glory and majesty, and to find it in its "Happy Place", a state of euphoria and distraction that the legrandzilla falls into when at G-Fest. The legrandzilla will become exceptionally hyper, much like a terrier becomes in a park full of trees, with each tree being full of squirrels, and each squirrel seeking the attention of the terrier. Get your head around that image, and there you have legrandzilla at G-Fest. G-Fest is also a place you can see parts of the legrandzillas treasure if you dont go to its lair. The legrandzilla likes to display its treasure for others to see, and bask in any kind comments, which sometimes cause the legranzillas cheeks to turn slightly red and the corners of its mouth turn upwards. It may emit a sound such as "awthanks" or ohgorsh" during that time.
But, back to the image above, besides some of the legrandzillas handiwork, you may also see some other things the legrandzilla treasures, such as a print of "Emblem of Kaiju" made for it by its friend Darya, or , also on one shelf below the emblem print, you will find every Godzilla, Gamera, and most other giant monster DVD that is currently available.
More sections of legrandzillas lair will be shown in future excerpts, including the actual workbench of legrandzilla, in all its messiness. And if you read all these descriptions for all these excerpts so far, the legrandzilla would show you his appreciation by emiting the cry, "iloveyou".

Description
Another excerpt from the Legrandzilla Field Guide. Legrandzillas are similar to dragons in that they also collect treasure and store said treasure in their lairs. Here is a rare photo of part of the legrandzillas lair, showing part of its treasure stash. The major difference here between a dragon's hoard and a legrandzilla stash, is that while a dragon will plunder to obtain treasure, the legrandzilla will make it himself, albeit using supplies it may have obtained at such sources as Hobby Lobby, Michaels, Ebay, and even the annual Godzilla Con known as G-Fest, which usually takes place in Chicago in July. (See legrandzilla annual pilgrimages and migrations pages 121-128). The G-Fest is important to note, because it is one of the best opportunities to view a living legrandzilla in all its glory and majesty, and to find it in its "Happy Place", a state of euphoria and distraction that the legrandzilla falls into when at G-Fest. The legrandzilla will become exceptionally hyper, much like a terrier becomes in a park full of trees, with each tree being full of squirrels, and each squirrel seeking the attention of the terrier. Get your head around that image, and there you have legrandzilla at G-Fest. G-Fest is also a place you can see parts of the legrandzillas treasure if you dont go to its lair. The legrandzilla likes to display its treasure for others to see, and bask in any kind comments, which sometimes cause the legranzillas cheeks to turn slightly red and the corners of its mouth turn upwards. It may emit a sound such as "awthanks" or ohgorsh" during that time.
But, back to the image above, besides some of the legrandzillas handiwork, you may also see some other things the legrandzilla treasures, such as a print of "Emblem of Kaiju" made for it by its friend Darya, or , also on one shelf below the emblem print, you will find every Godzilla, Gamera, and most other giant monster DVD that is currently available.
More sections of legrandzillas lair will be shown in future excerpts, including the actual workbench of legrandzilla, in all its messiness. And if you read all these descriptions for all these excerpts so far, the legrandzilla would show you his appreciation by emiting the cry, "iloveyou".