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Warning: Numerous scatological references ahead. The poem I am about to compose, I am writing as I submit this deviation. So no telling how "crappy" it will turn out!

It seems to me that no bird craps as much as a goose,
They are big and they are pretty but their bowels are too loose,
When I walk around the lake I see there been so much shittin',
That I feel I'm better off givin' up and quittin'.

They got an awful lot of nerve, them Canadian geese,
They come on to our turf, they don't pay no lease,
They come down flyin' in a "V" to the lake to play,
But all they really wanna do is eat and poop all day.

During mulberry season it gets really sad,
Cuz the poop is purple and it stains really bad,
Navigatin' 'round the lake is like a purple mine field,
And my shoes need armour, (Like a Purple Poop Shield.)

So I took a mugshot of this culprit on my walk with dread,
He came up to me hoping I would offer him bread,
When I didn't have any he looked as if to say,
"Check the bottoms of your shoes and have a crappy day!"

Amen.

Say..is that POOP I see in the background???!!!
Oh brother...

Description
Warning: Numerous scatological references ahead. The poem I am about to compose, I am writing as I submit this deviation. So no telling how "crappy" it will turn out!

It seems to me that no bird craps as much as a goose,
They are big and they are pretty but their bowels are too loose,
When I walk around the lake I see there been so much shittin',
That I feel I'm better off givin' up and quittin'.

They got an awful lot of nerve, them Canadian geese,
They come on to our turf, they don't pay no lease,
They come down flyin' in a "V" to the lake to play,
But all they really wanna do is eat and poop all day.

During mulberry season it gets really sad,
Cuz the poop is purple and it stains really bad,
Navigatin' 'round the lake is like a purple mine field,
And my shoes need armour, (Like a Purple Poop Shield.)

So I took a mugshot of this culprit on my walk with dread,
He came up to me hoping I would offer him bread,
When I didn't have any he looked as if to say,
"Check the bottoms of your shoes and have a crappy day!"

Amen.

Say..is that POOP I see in the background???!!!
Oh brother...