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The matrix? On a Windows platform? Imagine that.Related content
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zaraki345 [2010-06-30 19:05:57 +0000 UTC]
BRILLIANT xD have u seen CollegeHumour's video "The Matrix Runs On Windows XP"? Li'l bit like this. Great idea, really funny
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Zehla [2009-09-22 23:23:43 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaha @ DarkNeo. Yeah, Macs are completely uncustomizeable it seems. I've had my pc for 5-6 years and it's NEVER had a bug or a virus because, unlike the masses of everyday pc users, I know what the hell I'm doing.
The sad part is it's not that hard to gear your computer for absolute protection against issues and viruses - its just that so many people are lazy and don't wanna keep up the maintenance, blah blah blah, so a ton of people end up causing their pcs harm and then the blame gets placed on Microsoft itself.
Yeah, on occasion a pc will bug out without it being your fault. But that's just your typical wear and tear - your 15 year old car breaks down, do you assume the company you bought it from makes shitty cars? I'd hope not. .
All in all and from personal experience I'd say 90% of the bugs and viruses people say Windows comes with inevitably are really just things stupid people caused themselves. Remember that woman who rearranged her system 32 folder so it wouldn't be so cluttered? /facepalm
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leksbronks In reply to Zehla [2009-09-23 00:02:25 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the in-depth I agree; despite what the suggested intent of this piece may be, it's meant solely as a joke and I personally am not partial to either PC or Mac. I just like to use whatever works for what I need to do, as I am an equal opportunist. For most applications that I personally deal with throughout the day as a result of the work I do, it puts me on a PC most of the time. However, I find that Macs have their uses too. And yes, a bad computer isn't the computer's fault 99% of the time, because most people who use them do not understand the subliminal effect that people's personal auras have on them (may sound funny, but I have seen this proven true with my own eyes many times) I have often seen that most folks who have no working knowledge of a computer and therefore lack the mercy to understand them often have the most problems... computers are people too, and when they sense their owner doesn't like them or is ignorant to their needs, they act just like big fat housecats and refuse to listen, whether PC, Mac, whatever. Then you get someone in to fix it who knows the fine art of dealing with a computer on its terms, and it starts working perfectly.
Yes, all in all, people are the problem - not the computers. And as far as I'm concerned, I think the whole "war" between Macs and PCs is just plain stupid and superficial - everything has its place, and its use (the funny thing is that sometimes the biggest loudmouths on either side of the fence are the people who don't understand them, and are going solely by the nifty commercials they see on TV). The intelligent person knows this, and won't shun or embrace a particular type of computer just because of who makes it.
Maybe I should make a Mac version of this piece of art so people don't keep misunderstanding me. Anyway, thanks for writing, much appreciated and wonderful talking with you, - Leks
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Zehla In reply to leksbronks [2009-09-26 05:53:02 +0000 UTC]
Yeah - I knew this picture was a joke, and a pretty good one at that, I've actually seen something like it before on a...hmmm. I think a swedish short comedy film? I completely forget the name but it was a hilarious parody on the Matrix and towards the end everything stops and there's this huge error message above Neo's head .
I have a tendency to jump in on the commenter arguments, however subtle or friendly they may be, haha. I'll admit PC's randomly STB on us from time to time, but I think it might be the way they are built. For example my first, virus-ridden, blue-screen horror PC was a dell. This new one? Kind of underground company called Nexlink. Never screwed up, except for once, but that was a user-caused Stop Error. I'll never run 5 huge programs at once again, hahaha. I'll also never buy a Dell eveeeeeeer again.
I'm kind of the same way, I just tend to prefer PCs more since they're so flexible in terms of customization. But Macs also have the LARGEST monitors I've ever seen which would be freakin sweet for photoshop doodling, but, alas, I do not have 4000 extra dollars.
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DarkNeo7 [2009-04-12 01:26:43 +0000 UTC]
lol I love all you mac users laughing. Let's see you build your own computer, customize everything, be compatible with everything, not be controlled, and all of that while being cheap as Mac. And I don't like Bill Gates, but Windows XP has been an excellent OS for many years and still is. Have a refreshing can of pwnd.
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Alienette [2009-01-14 13:28:07 +0000 UTC]
You're featured in my news article Green Art [link]
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tehMatrix [2008-03-18 07:50:07 +0000 UTC]
Lol, of course that'd happen if the Matrix was made by Microsoft!
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thecoming [2007-10-12 18:00:25 +0000 UTC]
Most likely, the matrix would be on linux, linux never crashes and can support mutiple users a one time. great work
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th3soulreaper [2007-04-15 05:01:07 +0000 UTC]
Lol, but on a mac it wouldn't do anything fun. They would be sitting around listening to music, and painting.
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Harris2300 [2007-04-06 17:34:34 +0000 UTC]
I wonder why the machines didn't try that as a meens to keep the resistance out of trouble in the Matrix.
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Canduterio [2007-02-07 09:46:02 +0000 UTC]
Funny...
but please think on the "real" Matrix...
is "easily" hackable, it has "deja-vus", errors... Microsoft Matrix 10.0 comes into mind...
Nice image.
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laserguidedfilms [2006-02-24 06:13:30 +0000 UTC]
-lmao- Yeah, Matrix "ME" would suck big time.
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WindChimeGhost [2006-02-15 07:02:36 +0000 UTC]
HAHA!! This is soooo hilarious! Oh yes, I can just imagine if the Matrix ran on Windows. That is exactly what would happen if it did, believe me. It always does it when you get into something major. Ugh!!>_< I almost think Bill Gates planned it that way just to annoy.
Thank goodness the Matrix DOESN'T run on Windows!! lol!!
+faves
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KrewL-RaiN [2004-11-19 00:00:11 +0000 UTC]
Oh lol, gotta loooooooove that illegal operation.....but whats so illegal about it lol
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stasiuk [2004-08-23 20:32:31 +0000 UTC]
I hate when that happens, and it's always when you're doing soemthing important and haven't saved yet.
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leksbronks In reply to stasiuk [2004-08-24 19:59:50 +0000 UTC]
I don't like it when that happens either - fortunately that hasn't actually happened in a long time to me. *knocks on wood*
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jyan-nashson [2004-04-06 18:53:55 +0000 UTC]
LOL! Do ya have a higher resolution version? It's for a t-shirt... for me only, of course
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leksbronks In reply to jyan-nashson [2004-04-06 20:18:26 +0000 UTC]
Sure, I think I still have a high res version. If you like, I can upload to my server.. GIve me your email address, and I will send you a link you can download. What file format would you like?
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jyan-nashson In reply to leksbronks [2004-04-07 09:37:55 +0000 UTC]
well, the best format, if you don't mind...Printing on a bubble-jet printer requires a high resolution, isn't it?
I really love the "if the MAtrix was run under Windows..."
Next pic: "Matrix re-installed!"
"Matrix re-configured!"
"Matrix bugged"
etc.
etc.
etc...
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leksbronks In reply to jyan-nashson [2004-04-14 07:35:14 +0000 UTC]
can you use a photoshop document? If not I can send you a high res TIFF or JPEG.
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jyan-nashson In reply to leksbronks [2004-04-14 09:54:40 +0000 UTC]
yes I can, I've PS 7.0 ^.^
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rabid-potato [2003-10-10 02:29:20 +0000 UTC]
Quite possibly the most original (and funniest) Matrix spoof I've seen in a loooooong time. Great work!
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leksbronks In reply to rabid-potato [2003-10-15 06:46:00 +0000 UTC]
thank you! when inspiration strikes... ;D
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MarwanGreenCritter [2003-07-09 17:12:02 +0000 UTC]
Hahahahahaha!!! Just imagine what would happen if the Matrix was run under Windows... Must've been quite funny indeed.
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mrdata [2003-06-30 08:31:14 +0000 UTC]
reality runs on a windows platform... why do you think life sucks so much... LOL
great drawing... that is something my friends and i always ask when we watch the matrix...
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krhainos [2003-06-28 18:05:49 +0000 UTC]
HAHHAH! Awesome concept. Love the shading. +fav. definatly.
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syxx [2003-06-12 15:38:54 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA! Total genius! The unseen side to the film im sure...great work once again!!
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glimmerfish [2003-06-07 04:54:45 +0000 UTC]
It is my great honor to inform you, leksbronks, that I, glimmerfish, approve of and was intertained by this piece.
Though this regalement accompanies no cash reward I think we will both sleep a lot better knowing I am appeased.
:chuckle:
~glim
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wingsofwrath [2003-06-05 01:50:16 +0000 UTC]
this is hilarious....
just imagine- Neo: "Tank, need an exit, fast!" and the reply "Dialing..Dialing...Disconnected. .....Could not connect to server. Please try again" that would be worth seeing!
BTW, I the must fav this quick before Agent Smith shows up and tells me that "Deviant Art has caused an Invalid Page fault in module Matrix (copyright Bill Gates) 123456789...."
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